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Jeff Tiedrich
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DONNY IS THE BIGGEST “DIAPERLOAD” ON THE PLANET. HE HAS NO IDEA THAT EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIS WORTHLESS FAKE PARTICIPATION TROPHY. HE'S SUCH A FUCKING TODDLER. I COVER ALL THAT AND MORE IN ‘THIS WEEK IN STUPID,’ MY ROUND-UP OF THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48ltylc
does the fucking idiot not grasp that the entire world is pissing its pants laughing at him right now? he’s the only person who isn’t aware that he’s an overgrown child being handed an imaginary Very Special Boy Participation Trophy. he took the whole farcical spectacle seriously. he’s a joke — an international joke being told at America’s expense. it’s all so embarrassing.
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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SO NOW BLOODTHIRSTY DONNY DIAPERLOAD IS PUTTING HIS WRETCHED NAME ON THE 'US INSTITUTE OF PEACE." HOLY SHIT, WE'RE ALL TRAPPED IN AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO YET ANOTHER ONE OF MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POSTS, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/4iFrd8d
of course, Donny inflicting his accursed name onto everything and glomming credit for shit he didn’t do is pretty much his entire business model — but this instance of it is so fucking galling on about eighteen thousand different levels. first of all, this ghoulish hyena’s name would be more appropriate on a building that houses the US Institute For Bombing The Shit Out Of Shipwrecked Survivors Who Are Trying Not To Drown. what kind of ‘war is peace’ bullshit is this? wherever he is right now, George Orwell is ripping fistfuls of hair out of his head and screaming ‘god fucking dammit, 1984 was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.’
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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REPUBLICANS HAVE A "DONNY FUCKWIT" PROBLEM. THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE BIG IN 2026 BECAUSE DEAR LEADER IS A DELUSIONAL DIPSHIT WHO WON'T FIX THE ECONOMY. BOO FUCKING HOO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST IN WHICH I SPELL IT OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3Kx8HSO
and therein lies the crux. Donny’s out of touch with reality, and he’s surrounded himself with equally out-of-touch cronies who tell him that everything is amazing — and why not? for Donny and his cronies, everything is amazing. not one of these obscenely wealthy fuckfaces ever worries about the price of anything. they don’t have to.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND NOW CLAIMS HIS WAR CRIMES WEREN'T ACTUALLY WAR CRIMES BECAUSE OF — GET THIS — THE "FOG OF WAR." FUCK STRAIGHT OFF. PRO TIP: INNOCENT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO KEEP CHANGING THEIR STORIES. I EXPLAIN IT LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE IN TODAY'S POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rPcV9g
THERE IS NO FOG, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAR. it’s not a war, because you can’t unilaterally declare that fishing boats are military targets, and start dropping bombs on them. not unless you want to end up in the The Hague, on trial for your ahem alleged war crimes. you know, somewhere in this multiverse there’s a timeline where Jack Smith gets his old job back as War Crimes Prosecutor and convicts every one of these shitweasels. wouldn’t that be fucking delicious? I want to live in that timeline.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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NARCOLEPTIC FART FACTORY DONALD TRUMP (A FAILING LOSER WHO NO ONE LIKES!) FELL ASLEEP AGAIN DURING YESTERDAY'S CABINET MEETING — AND PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND WAS ALL "WAR CRIMES? WHO, ME?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY BIG BEAUTIFUL POST IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rPcV9g
Little Donny Fuckface’s superpower has always been how relatable he is. he’s just like one of us! under all the burnt-cork spray-tan, under that rat’s nest of fucked-up bullshit atop his big, dumb pumpkin head, under the makeup that conceals his rotting hand, under that doughy torso, and the neckgina and the cankles, Donny’s just a perfectly normal homey, doing perfectly normal stuff. I mean, who among us hasn’t sat at the head of a table while sycophants and psychopaths praise our imaginary accomplishments, as we gradually lose consciousness and fill the room with the piquant aroma of ass music?
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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UH OH, PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND (BURP!) MAY HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT WAR-CRIMING. BUT PETE HAS A PLAN. HE'S GOING TO BLAME IT ALL ON ADMIRAL BRADLEY — WAY TO ACT LIKE A CHICKENSHIT COWARD, PETE! MANY ARE SAYING "SIR! SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING TODAY'S POST!" YOU'RE WELCOME. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48NCpw4
Plastered Pete Kegstand never stops trying to convince us how tough he is. he posts pathetically-needy videos in which he does weak-ass pull-ups. he’s covered himself in christofascist tattoos. he’s forever yammering on about warrior ethos, and he’s renamed himself to be Secretary of All The Wars. but there’s one thing Piss-Drunk Pete won’t do — and it’s a thing that would really display toughness: take responsibility for his fuck-ups. nah, Pete’s not going to do any of that taking responsibility shit. not when there are all these buses all over the place. nice, big buses, with roomy undersides. perfect for throwing admirals under.
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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HOLY SHIT! REPORTERS ASKED PREZNIT FUCKWIT WHY HE WAS PARDONING A DRUG TRAFFICKER AND ONCE AGAIN THE DEMENTED FOOL HAD NO IDEA WHO THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT. ALL THAT AND THE SUNDAY ROUNDUP IN MY LATEST VERY POWERFUL POST THAT FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/442CTf8
I guess we need to congratulate Dear Leader for managing to have an entire minute-and-a-half-long exchange with a woman reporter without calling her ‘stupid’ or ‘piggy’ — but oh my god, he’s so fucking incoherent. and once again, he has no idea who he’s pardoning. he can barely remember the bullshit story he was fed by whichever crony wanted Hernandez pardoned. all he knows is it was so unfair!
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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PISS-DRUNK PETE KEGSTAND ("CHRISTOFASCIST") IS A LUNATIC WHO BELIEVES HE HAS THE RIGHT TO COMMIT WAR CRIMES, AND STEVE WITKOFF ("TRAITOR") IS SELLING OUT UKRAINE FOR FUN AND PROFIT. LOCK ALL THESE SHITWEASELS UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4p9kjKP
so what are you telling me, that Steve Griftkoff is betraying Ukraine, and Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand is being allowed to do war crimes in Venezuela, all so that Donny and his obscenely wealthy cronies can grow ever more obscenely wealthy? knock me over with a fucking feather.
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? DONNY IS DOLING OUT PARDONS TO CONVICTED DRUG TRAFFICKERS, WHILE HIS PISS-DRUNK SECDEF IS ORDERING "LEAVE NO SURVIVORS" AS HE DROPS BOMBS ON VENEZUELAN FISHING BOATS. ALL THAT EVIL FUCKERY AND MORE IN MY 'THIS WEEK IN STUPID,' WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/3XY62oa
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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if only there were some way to MAKE YOUR OWN, on an as-needed basis. were you raised by wolves?
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE VERBALLY ABUSED ANOTHER WOMAN REPORTER, TELLING HER SHE WAS STUPID, BECAUSE SHE HAD THE GALL TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS LATEST NATIONAL GUARD FUCK-UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER EXTREMELY ANGRY POST OF MINE THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48FE72r
fact check: fuck you, you fucking fuck. Nancy Cordes is asking questions because she’s a reporter. it’s her job to ask questions. and it’s your job as president to answer those questions, and not be a ginormous whiny dick about it. notice how it’s always the women who Donny verbally assaults, and treats with utter contempt. misogynist says what?
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I LIST ALL THE THINGS I'M THANKFUL FOR, STARRING DONNY CONVICT, COUCHFUCK MCGEE, JESSE WATTERS, THE SPACE NAZI AND ALL THE USUAL SHITKAZOOS. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE! HERE'S THE LINK. bit.ly/3MrSEpK
I’m thankful I’m not a ketamine-addled Nazi who fucked his own brand straight into the shitter.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK JOKES THAT INSTEAD OF PARDONING TURKEYS, HE'LL DEPORT THEM TO A SALVADORAN SLAVE-LABOR GULAG? THE DONNY CONVICT KIND. HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, YOU GHOUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST ABOUT IT. LINK IS HERE. bit.ly/4rC8ApQ
how dare this corrupt fuck even joke about granting pardons. he’s made a mockery of the whole process. he’s pardoned war criminals. he’s pardoned cop beaters. insurrectionists. pedophiles. political cronies. business partners. stuff a sock in it, Donny. after all that shit, no one’s impressed that you’re pardoning birds.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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SO SAD FOR LAME DUCK DONNY! CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS ARE NOW OPENLY DEFYING HIM. STICK THAT "DONNY 2028" CAP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, PAL. IT'S NEVER HAPPENING. LAUGH ALONG WITH ME IN TODAY'S TREMENDOUS POST. "SIR! SIR! THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! SIR!" THANK YOU FOR READING. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4oXIvzB
the wheels are coming off Donny’s presidency. he’s suddenly vulnerable, and Republicans smell blood in the water. they got their asses handed to them during the election three weeks ago, and they’ve gone into self-preservation mode. nobody but the hardest-core cultists are taking this “Donny 2028” shit seriously any more. Donny’s now a lame duck, and even normally-craven dipshits like Ted Cruz are coming out of the woodwork to announce a framework of a sketch of a plan to run for president. none of this shit would be happening if Republicans thought there were any chance of Dear Leader actually becoming King for Life. boo fucking hoo, Donny. enjoy your increasing irrelevance, you unpleasant piece of shit. you built that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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SO RUSSIA AUTHORED A BULLSHIT "PEACE PLAN" TO FORCE ON UKRAINE, AND "LIDDLE" MARCO RUBIO CLAIMED THE US WROTE IT. THEN HE ADMITTED RUSSIA WROTE IT, AND THEN HE CHANGED HIS STORY A THIRD TIME. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? IN TODAY'S VERY STRONG POST I ATTEMPT TO MAKE SENSE OF IT. LINK: bit.ly/4p47EJ2
what the fuck? why all the backpedaling and flip-flopping? to what end? what does any of Marco’s repeated self-contradictive dissembling accomplish, except to make the US look like it’s run by a bunch of morons who even lie to each other? which, another spoiler alert: it is. fuck Marco Rubio. and fuck every Democrat who defended their vote to confirm this guy ‘because he seemed like Donny’s most-normal pick’ why was everyone in the administration blindsided by this? doesn’t any one of these clowns know what’s going on?
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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MARJORIE "THREE BRAIN CELLS" GREENE IS HAVING A BIG SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE "TOXIC" IN POLITICS. BOO FUCKING HOO. FUCK OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA, MARGE, BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT. NO ONE THOUGHT A POST LIKE MINE WAS POSSIBLE. READ IT, BECAUSE IT'S SEDITION IF YOU DON'T! LINK: bit.ly/4ofLMcC
oh, please. Marjorie Taylor Greene can fuck all the way off. she’s an arsonist, standing in the middle of the road with an empty gas can and a book of matches, wondering aloud about ‘how did all these fires get started?’
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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SO SAD! MAGA "MORONS" ARE FREAKING OUT BECAUSE DEAR LEADER HAS FALLEN MADLY IN LOVE WITH ZOHRAN MAMDANI. BOO FUCKING HOO, LOSERS! I COVER THIS ALL THIS AND THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" — THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/48vWdE4
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE IS OBVIOUSLY UNFIT FOR OFFICE. WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A PRESS IF THEY WON'T DO THEIR JOBS AND SAY SO? LET'S GO, YOU ASSHOLES. DEMOCRACY IS AT STAKE. PLEASE READ MY MAGNIFICENT POST WHICH WON THE NOBEL CUSSING-LIKE-A-SAILOR PRIZE, THANK YOU. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ocJwTn
back when Joe Biden was president, the press would go ape-shit every time he mispronounced someone’s name, and would call for for Biden to immediately step down, for the good of the country. how is some rotting-brained dictator-wannabe calling for the execution of Democrats not a thousand times worse?
November 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON FOR OUR "SHITBAG-IN-CHIEF" DONNY DIAPERSTAIN NOT TO WANT THE MILITARY TO KNOW THEY CAN DISOBEY ILLEGAL ORDERS, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS. YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT IT IN MY POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ocJwTn
look: the only reason for Donny to get bent out of shape over the military being told that they have a duty to refuse illegal orders is because he intends to issue illegal orders. it’s that simple. the military is not Donny’s personal plaything. I know he likes to imagine it is, but our armed forces swore an oath to obey the Constitution, not some fuckbrained felon.
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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EVERYONE SAW THIS COMING A MILE AWAY, RIGHT? ALL OF A SUDDEN, PAM BONDI IS COMING UP LAME BULLSHIT EXCUSES WHY PARTS OF THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES CAN'T BE RELEASED. ALL THAT AND MORE IN MY VERY POWERFUL LOOK AT THE NEWS THAT MANY ARE SAYING IS MY GREATEST POST EVER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3XFuLgU
so, Donny finally signed the Dead Pedo Bestie Act of 2025, which directs the Department of What Used To Be Justice to release the Epstein Files. you’ll never guess what happened next: Pam Bondi immediately started moving the goalposts. it turns out that the DOJ can’t release all of the files even though it really really wants to, because — well, just because.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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WHY WAS THE CROWN PRINCE OF BONE SAW ARABIA IN THE OVAL OFFICE YESTERDAY? IT'S BECAUSE DONNY IS A GREEDY ASSHOLE WHO WANTS TO BUILD A FUGLY GOLDEN TOWER IN RIYADH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY TREMENDOUS POST. BIG STRONG READERS ASK ME SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT! SIR! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47RIGXa
Donny didn’t just embarrass himself — he humiliated the entire country. Mohammed bin Salman should have never been allowed to set foot in the Oval Bordello — because, as everyone well knows, MBS is the winner of the Nobel Chopped ’Em Up Real Good Prize.
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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DIPSHIT DONNY DIAPERLOAD APPOINTED LINDSEY HALLIGAN (UNQUALIFIED "TOADY"!) TO PROSECUTE JIM COMEY — AND SHE FUCKED IT ALL UP SO BADLY THAT THE JUDGE CHEWED HER OUT. WHAT A LOSER! I EXPLAIN IT ALL IN MY VERY POWERFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT COULD BE WRITTEN. THANK YOU! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pcnYa9
look, does it really matter that Lindsey Halligan got her law degree out of a Cracker Jack box she fished out of a dumpster behind Trump University? no, not at all — not when she always has the option of texting her colleague, America’s tipsiest US Attorney Jeanine Boxwine, and asking to borrow her well-thumbed copy of Prosecuting for Dummies.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan calling the Epstein Files a 'Democratic distraction' has to be one of the worst cases of journalistic malpractice yet. CBS continues to beclown and embarrass themselves. that's the topic of my post for today. thank you for reading! link is here: bit.ly/48j2Fy7
and let’s also not forget what’s at the core of this Epstein saga: a bunch of rich and powerful degenerates spent years raping children — and the sitting president of the United States may very well have been a willing participant. at the very least, he knew what was going on. isn’t that news, Margaret? might not that be a topic worthy of discussion on Face the Nation? so why is it being dismissed as a ‘Democratic distraction’?
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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NEWS FLASH FOR DIPSHITS LIKE ALAN DERSH: UNDERAGE GIRLS ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS. STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT SOME KINDS OF ASSAULTS ARE "OK." IT JUST MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE THE VILE DEGENERATES YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER ANGRY POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nUwPfH
meanwhile, the worst people in the world are still trying to finesse the idea that it’s not really pedophilia unless it happens in the Pedophile Region of France. otherwise, it’s Sparkling Child Rape.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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DING-DONG MEGYN KELLY, A LOSER WHO FAILED ON FOX, WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT EPSTEIN TECHNICALLY WASN'T A "PEDOPHILE." SO FUCKING WHAT? NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, MEGYN. EPSTEIN'S VICTIMS WERE CHILDREN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47YAHGL
seriously, why the fuck are we even having this conversation? why do we need to ‘actually’ pedophilia? what is the point? there isn’t one state in the union where adult sex with a 15-year-old is legal, ‘barely’ or not. ‘barely’ is not a thing in US case law. you can’t stand before a judge and go ‘yeah, but she was barely.’ look, shall we just refer to Epstein as a kiddie-fiddler? shall we say that Donny Convict has a dead kiddie-fiddler bestie problem? would that make Megyn Kelly happy? Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter. if god forbid she fell victim to some Jeffrey Epstein type, what would Megyn’s reaction be? ‘at least she wasn’t 8’?
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM