schrodinger's catboy
@genderfunk.bsky.social
lukas/luke. late 20s. gay and annoying. coping with my lack of dick and balls through the use of social media (sorry in advance)
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if you followed me on cohost, fear not, i am here at last
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look at this photograph
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
look at this photograph
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You can pipe your icing on my cookie if you wanna
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You can pipe your icing on my cookie if you wanna
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old man yells at country
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
old man yells at country
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My pet peeve? That not every frosted mini-wheat has the same amount of frosting.
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My pet peeve? That not every frosted mini-wheat has the same amount of frosting.
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pour over, black (2/2)
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
pour over, black (2/2)
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pour over, black (1/2)
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
pour over, black (1/2)
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Rise and shine, Dr. Freeman. You will have a good day, I can see it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Rise and shine, Dr. Freeman. You will have a good day, I can see it.
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Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
March 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Wow that’s an incredible name for a deer.
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Charles Embezzlement Cheese
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Charles Embezzlement Cheese
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And yes I love Five Guys in my mouth and Wendy's on my face. I'm burgersexual
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
And yes I love Five Guys in my mouth and Wendy's on my face. I'm burgersexual
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its my right as an american to get fingered in a disgusting bathroom
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
its my right as an american to get fingered in a disgusting bathroom
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death by melting inside a giant s’more seems like a good exit from this mortal coil
December 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
death by melting inside a giant s’more seems like a good exit from this mortal coil
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🎶oh come, let us adore him🎶
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🎶oh come, let us adore him🎶
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i’ve never had a McRib
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i’ve never had a McRib
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actually i prefer savory caroline
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
actually i prefer savory caroline
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ABANDON ALL MOPE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
June 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
ABANDON ALL MOPE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
YE WHO ENTER HERE
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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I will never apologize for a post
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I will never apologize for a post
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if you knew you were going to have to answer the question "Whoa, what car is that?" every time would you drive a 2009 Honda P-NUT
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
if you knew you were going to have to answer the question "Whoa, what car is that?" every time would you drive a 2009 Honda P-NUT
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what kind of person would just lie on the internet
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
what kind of person would just lie on the internet
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CALIFORNIA
Anal Allies
bringing back the term "butt buddies"
December 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
CALIFORNIA
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bringing back the term "butt buddies"
December 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
bringing back the term "butt buddies"