FumblyPrimate
@fumblyprimate.bsky.social
Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle.
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
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The number of global deaths of children under-5 is projected to increase this year (from 4.6m to 4.8m) for the first time this century. (FT)
The price of aid cuts.
The price of aid cuts.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The number of global deaths of children under-5 is projected to increase this year (from 4.6m to 4.8m) for the first time this century. (FT)
The price of aid cuts.
The price of aid cuts.
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The Dutch version of Stranger Things is Stronger Thongs
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Dutch version of Stranger Things is Stronger Thongs
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This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is Kaia. She takes road safety very seriously. Encourages you to do the same. 13/10 please buckle pup (TW: lyss121 & leleleems)
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
At the antique store again and absolutely getting this. I have no idea what it's about, nor do I care.
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you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
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"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
@ptfeperson.bsky.social
Feliz cumpleaños, hombre😁
Feliz cumpleaños, hombre😁
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@ptfeperson.bsky.social
Feliz cumpleaños, hombre😁
Feliz cumpleaños, hombre😁
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's right, show him your hoop
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You say "AI assistant". I say "uncanny valet".
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You say "AI assistant". I say "uncanny valet".
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
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Edward is a long Thomas but Gordon isn't a long Edward. He's blue Henry.
December 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Edward is a long Thomas but Gordon isn't a long Edward. He's blue Henry.
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This is Jelly. She screams for ice cream. Has been at this for about 15 minutes with no luck though. 12/10 justice for Jelly (IG: jellythesamoyed)
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This is Jelly. She screams for ice cream. Has been at this for about 15 minutes with no luck though. 12/10 justice for Jelly (IG: jellythesamoyed)
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I was disappointed to hear the Scrubs reboot is using AI to generate characters, but of course when you really look into it, it's just another Mechanical Turk
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I was disappointed to hear the Scrubs reboot is using AI to generate characters, but of course when you really look into it, it's just another Mechanical Turk
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in