Chain Bear
@stuartcb.bsky.social
You might know me for F1 or my nudey drawings.
I'm about to attempt to eat an apple to see if they still fuck me up
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm about to attempt to eat an apple to see if they still fuck me up
This kind of notification never fails to make me giggle even though I can totally guess the context.
Feels like a Hansard summary
Feels like a Hansard summary
December 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This kind of notification never fails to make me giggle even though I can totally guess the context.
Feels like a Hansard summary
Feels like a Hansard summary
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
This is fucking ridiculous. Oxford is going to hell
RAGE BAIT WINS OXFORD WORD OF THE YEAR
In a perfect summary of 2025’s chaos - and following a public vote and analysis from our language experts - rage bait has been crowned Word of the Year. 🎉🎣📱
#OxfordWOTY #RageBait
In a perfect summary of 2025’s chaos - and following a public vote and analysis from our language experts - rage bait has been crowned Word of the Year. 🎉🎣📱
#OxfordWOTY #RageBait
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is fucking ridiculous. Oxford is going to hell
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Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
The NYT crossword people have this photo on their desks
“David, who shall we invite to the wedding?”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
“Bono. Ono. Eno.”
“I love you, you unstoppable conceptual bastard.”
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The NYT crossword people have this photo on their desks
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Sex workers, pornstars, content creators, whatever the fuck you want to call us...
we're humans. we're not sex machines, we're not on-demand therapists or counselors, we're not robots, we're not on-demand sexters & kinky chatters.
we're humans. stop treating us like we're not!
we're humans. we're not sex machines, we're not on-demand therapists or counselors, we're not robots, we're not on-demand sexters & kinky chatters.
we're humans. stop treating us like we're not!
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sex workers, pornstars, content creators, whatever the fuck you want to call us...
we're humans. we're not sex machines, we're not on-demand therapists or counselors, we're not robots, we're not on-demand sexters & kinky chatters.
we're humans. stop treating us like we're not!
we're humans. we're not sex machines, we're not on-demand therapists or counselors, we're not robots, we're not on-demand sexters & kinky chatters.
we're humans. stop treating us like we're not!
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
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Don't use LLMs for ANYTHING. Not your grants, not your papers. NOTHING.
You were hired because of your mind. Use it for god's sake
You were hired because of your mind. Use it for god's sake
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Don't use LLMs for ANYTHING. Not your grants, not your papers. NOTHING.
You were hired because of your mind. Use it for god's sake
You were hired because of your mind. Use it for god's sake
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NEW blog: Please do not ever 'settle' for me
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-...
With apologies and thanks to @doctornerdlove.com who said I could have a go at explaining this.
And big thanks to @stuartcb.bsky.social as always for this amazing image.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-...
With apologies and thanks to @doctornerdlove.com who said I could have a go at explaining this.
And big thanks to @stuartcb.bsky.social as always for this amazing image.
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
NEW blog: Please do not ever 'settle' for me
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-...
With apologies and thanks to @doctornerdlove.com who said I could have a go at explaining this.
And big thanks to @stuartcb.bsky.social as always for this amazing image.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-...
With apologies and thanks to @doctornerdlove.com who said I could have a go at explaining this.
And big thanks to @stuartcb.bsky.social as always for this amazing image.
Does anyone here in the UK actually call it Zootropolis
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Does anyone here in the UK actually call it Zootropolis
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Next Microsoft product meeting:
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Next Microsoft product meeting:
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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1 month left to enable Bluetooth mode on a Stadia controller buff.ly/MGHqBIs
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
1 month left to enable Bluetooth mode on a Stadia controller buff.ly/MGHqBIs
@neverenoughshoe.bsky.social Went looking in old photo folders for something and came upon this from, like, ... 15 years ago?
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
@neverenoughshoe.bsky.social Went looking in old photo folders for something and came upon this from, like, ... 15 years ago?
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so this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
so this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
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Depressingly well-made point.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Depressingly well-made point.
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If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.
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Also Rowling picking her next thriller hero.
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Also Rowling picking her next thriller hero.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
I don't use the grimace emoji as much as I used to. But I have taken to the laughing while sweating emoji.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I don't use the grimace emoji as much as I used to. But I have taken to the laughing while sweating emoji.