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FumblyPrimate
@fumblyprimate.bsky.social
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Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle.
Occasionally NSFW
He/him
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Too drunk to fuck
The sun shines over a Martian plain, low hills in the background. Everything has an orange tint. In the middle ground stands a space rocket Two astronauts in white and orange space suits stand in the foreground, to the left of the picture, slightly facing the camera. The banner below the picture reads: The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Super Beef Three Way!
The sun shines over a Martian plain, low hills in the background. Everything has an orange tint. In the middle ground stands a space rocket Two astronauts in white and orange space suits stand in the foreground, to the left of the picture, slightly facing the camera. The banner below the picture reads: The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Oh, for fuck’s sake….
The sun shines over a Martian plain, low hills in the background. Everything has an orange tint. In the middle ground stands a space rocket Two astronauts in white and orange space suits stand in the foreground, to the left of the picture, slightly facing the camera. The banner below the picture reads: The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Oh, we have been☺️
Polyamory flag with text “November 23 is Polyamory Day. Celebrate!”
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I mean, it goes without saying😂

(but that’s a completely different gif)
Squidward’s hands holding a blank piece of paper. On it “you’re a celebrity” is written
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Raised fist of solidarity. Dark red on white background. Surrounding circle of small triangles pointing inward to signify movement/impact
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Bit of a grind out on the bike. Headwind and rough surfaces to start.

Rewarded by a rainbow at the top of the ride, after 4 miles of steady ascent on smooth tarmac.

4 miles of free speed on the at back😁
A moorland vista, bright sunshine and scudding clouds over grass and heather moors. A tarmac road starts from the right lower corner of the picture and runs into the centre before disappearing over a brow. The photographer’s site is looking down the slope, stood in the lee of a small building, its shadow dominating the foreground. A rainbow can be seen in the centre of the picture, dawning light bridging the narrow valley.
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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NEW INK!!😁

Still healing, but keen to show off.

I’d like to know what you think it looks like, currently I’ve had about 6 different opinions.
B&W photo of white male naked torso. Taken from behind. Lit from the left. Dark background. His arms are outstretched horizontally, but only in frame above mid bicep. On the left hand upper quarter of his broad back there is a tribal-style tattoo. It is abstract but looks like a phoenix, or a dragon,or an eagle, or a comet, or a deep sea creature with a never blinking eye, or a…..
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Unsolicited Vic pic
Picture of comedian Victoria Wood as character “Kimberley” B&W pic, beret pulled down awkwardly over actress’s head with gormless expression on her face.
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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But of course!😁
“The Hero” in white all caps on a red and black abstract background
October 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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She is the cutest sleepy girl
#DogsOfBluesky #LottieTheDog
Sleeping black Labrador on an orange blanket Cute and snoozy black labrador bitch on an orange blanket.
October 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Just getting ready to pose for my compulsory UK ID photo.
A Yorkshire Terrier with a 90’s indie swoop haircut.
September 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Your last save pic is your moral philosophy

Yup
Text reading: The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
September 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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When your floor needs to be justified and ancient.
Van door with a sign saying KLF Flooring
September 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Doggos with soft toys is an acceptable economic model
A black Labrador on a rug of orange, black and beige rectangles She has her right paw reaching for the camera person. In her mouth she has a small teddy bear with its back to the viewer.
August 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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You, but no face
Black and white picture A naked, muscly Caucasian man is doing a handstand against a blank wall. His back and buttocks are lit by natural light from the left of the picture. His shadow is cast to the right. Viewer can see a skirting board and a carpet on which his hands are spread.
August 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Post-Parkrun breakfast.

I love my wife😁😋
Burrata on sourdough toast. The toast is oval on a white plate with a dark blue outer rim. The toast is covered with mushrooms, sliced small yellow courgettes and chopped, fried cherry tomatoes. A creamy-white burrata sits on top. The plate is on a grey mat on an oak table. There is a knife and fork sitting right and left of the plate, respectively.
August 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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🎶 And you may find yourself, naked in a bank vault.
And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?!🎶
A mirror behind barred doors. There are 3 shelves in front of it, but behind the bars. On the middle shelf there is a stack of gold bars. A naked bearded man is seen in the steamed-up mirror, taking this photo.
July 31, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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I have no memes, but hopefully the comfort raccoon will help🥺
An adorable raccoon
July 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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You know you’ve come to the right place when your holiday home has its own sex toy rack😁😈
A plain interior wall with a basket and rack storage mounted on it. In the baskets are two white towels. Hanging from the rack are a large leather impact paddle, an anal hook, a large flogger and a riding crop.
July 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Quote this post with you looking hot af…
A muscly white bloke stands side on to the camera. He is lit from the front by diffuse morning sunshine. His right leg is stepping forward bearing his weight. He is shot from the left. The viewer can see from his bearded chin to his feet. The sunlight highlights the muscles in his left thigh, hip glutes and torso. His right hand is just covering his cock.
July 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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It’s fortunate the evening sun catches the bedroom window😁
A white male hairy torso and beardy chin can be seen. Bright evening sun shines on him. He’s sat upright on a bed. This and background is mainly hidden in dark shadow. His right hand rests in his lap. The viewer cannot see it nor any details of his loins.
July 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Repost a picture with legs
A naked Caucasian male body, viewed from torso to knee, lies on his back on cream and brown checked bed-linen. The background is oak wardrobes shining softly in the natural light. Th subject has one knee raised a one leg flat on the bed.
June 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Yes, I am just a big kid, why do you ask?
June 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Pb at Parkrun😁

See if you can guess when the 25 minute pacer caught me up and I had to hang on for grim death to stay with them😂

(Put a sprint in at the end to get under 25)
Heart-rate graph. Distance in km on the X-axis and BPM on the Y-axis. Distance goes up to 5 km, BPM to 200. Heart-rate is shaded in pink against a black background. It climbs steadily over first two kilometres, from 120 to over 160. There is a slight drop at 3km, then it picks up and rises to 180.
May 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM