I knew I was right!😂

I still think it’s voodoo when someone can type, hold a conversation and keep my gaze.

I feel like they’re passive-aggressively typing at me😂

Our bed is our bed, so spare room or hotel for other people.

The only time I’ve used our bed, my partner-in-passion’s fella was asleep in the spare room (all consented).

Missy was quite taken with smelling the other woman’s scent in our bed when she got home…

I’ve just read the plot to the family.

I can see the phrases

“Do your globes lack wet?”

“Christmas attacks soon”

“Gift-wrapped in eggnog”

Are going to feature heavily this month.