Bryan Blessed
@bryb.bsky.social
Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"Put his Christmas tree up too early"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
"Put his Christmas tree up too early"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ The Guardian
"Something for the dads"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐⭐ Peoples Friend
"Windows Vista® compatible"
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Pravda
https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed
Stranger Things 5 (2025), dir. the Duffer Brothers
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Stranger Things 5 (2025), dir. the Duffer Brothers
Oor Party, Your Party, Naebody's Party.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oor Party, Your Party, Naebody's Party.
"I'll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate the Blessed Virgin was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"I'll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate the Blessed Virgin was a prostitute on the Plymouth Herald comments section?"
Jeremy Corbyn giving his speech at the Your Party Conference:
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Jeremy Corbyn giving his speech at the Your Party Conference:
Let's work this work Christmas party, bitches.x
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Let's work this work Christmas party, bitches.x
Work Christmas party tonight, gang.
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Work Christmas party tonight, gang.
Finding useful information online in the age of artificial intelligence be all like:
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Finding useful information online in the age of artificial intelligence be all like:
Brb. Just got to make a quick work-related call...
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Brb. Just got to make a quick work-related call...
Every post about Stranger Things be all like:
Just saw an advert for Stranger Things 5. It's mad how much the boys have aged.
Season 1 Season 5
Season 1 Season 5
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every post about Stranger Things be all like:
I'm on tour for work this week and I'm missing Bertie the cat, gang.
I mean, I'm obviously missing my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) a lot more but I miss my cat nonetheless.
I mean, I'm obviously missing my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) a lot more but I miss my cat nonetheless.
It's just gone midnight here so I'm doing the first #Caturday photo this week in the name of feline victory.
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I'm on tour for work this week and I'm missing Bertie the cat, gang.
I mean, I'm obviously missing my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) a lot more but I miss my cat nonetheless.
I mean, I'm obviously missing my fine lady wife (a comely lass of virtue true) a lot more but I miss my cat nonetheless.
Just took Monday off work on a whim, gang.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Just took Monday off work on a whim, gang.
Nigel Farage be sitting at home, clad in piss-must Tweed, drafting a banger of an indignant Tweet about "when's White Friday?!"
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Nigel Farage be sitting at home, clad in piss-must Tweed, drafting a banger of an indignant Tweet about "when's White Friday?!"
As ever when buying online, please be careful not to inadvertently fund the activities of radical clerics.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 AM
As ever when buying online, please be careful not to inadvertently fund the activities of radical clerics.
I'm pretty sure I know where this thread is going to end up; it's utter filth, and I'm totally here for it.
Today is the 56th anniversary of the first performance of Mahna Mahna on Sesame Street. You’re familiar with it by now, of course, but... well, it never hurts to be reminded, does it?
Sesame Street - Mahna Mahna (1969)
YouTube video by Tiny Dancer
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I'm pretty sure I know where this thread is going to end up; it's utter filth, and I'm totally here for it.
The kid in this advert is 68 years old next month. 😭
This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
The kid in this advert is 68 years old next month. 😭
Call me a sucker for tradition, but I do love the customary picture of the Chancellor of the Exchequer outside Number 11 with their big bag of cans on Budget Day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Call me a sucker for tradition, but I do love the customary picture of the Chancellor of the Exchequer outside Number 11 with their big bag of cans on Budget Day.
I remember once I was having dinner with the PM in a provincial Italian capital famed for its cheese and ham and he was kicking up a right fuss with the waiter, saying they were just peddling expensive toasties to the tourists.
Keir Starmer: Parma Drama we called him after that.
Keir Starmer: Parma Drama we called him after that.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I remember once I was having dinner with the PM in a provincial Italian capital famed for its cheese and ham and he was kicking up a right fuss with the waiter, saying they were just peddling expensive toasties to the tourists.
Keir Starmer: Parma Drama we called him after that.
Keir Starmer: Parma Drama we called him after that.
Honestly, I'm not sure what I'm meant to do about the sudden glut of @ skeets from randoms asking for money. Is this a whole thing or just me?
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Honestly, I'm not sure what I'm meant to do about the sudden glut of @ skeets from randoms asking for money. Is this a whole thing or just me?
I'm watching Mary Beard go on about the Romans on PBS.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm watching Mary Beard go on about the Romans on PBS.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Fun fact: Mary Beard was the only member of ZZ Top who had a beard.
Fathers4Justice: the Motion Picture.
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fathers4Justice: the Motion Picture.
Gang. GANG! John Bender of Shermer High School detention fame is 65 and eligible for a free bus pass!?
November 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Gang. GANG! John Bender of Shermer High School detention fame is 65 and eligible for a free bus pass!?
I'm watching the A-Team and there's nothing any of you can do about it.
*That's* power.
*That's* power.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm watching the A-Team and there's nothing any of you can do about it.
*That's* power.
*That's* power.
Having successfully guided Elgin City to the Scottish Premiership title in Championship Manager '97/'98, I'm demonstrably the very man for this job.
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Having successfully guided Elgin City to the Scottish Premiership title in Championship Manager '97/'98, I'm demonstrably the very man for this job.
I simultaneously love and hate that anyone understood this gag.
GROYMZ! GROYMZ! CAM BICK! PLEEYZE! OY LAV YOWAH, GROYMZ AN' OY MEES MOY KEEDZ, GROYMZ! I YOOZD MOY INFONEEYT REESOORCES T' MIK A RAYCEEST JOWAK MASHEEEN, GROYMZ!
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I simultaneously love and hate that anyone understood this gag.
🚨BREAKING🚨
Bertie the cat just had his first shite in four and a bit days.
I cannot overstate how much of a relief this is.
Get a cat, they said... It'll be therapeutic, they said...
Bertie the cat just had his first shite in four and a bit days.
I cannot overstate how much of a relief this is.
Get a cat, they said... It'll be therapeutic, they said...
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Bertie the cat just had his first shite in four and a bit days.
I cannot overstate how much of a relief this is.
Get a cat, they said... It'll be therapeutic, they said...
Bertie the cat just had his first shite in four and a bit days.
I cannot overstate how much of a relief this is.
Get a cat, they said... It'll be therapeutic, they said...