flamby ✨🐝🔪
@flamby666.bsky.social
i like geese and i bark at mailmen
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
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flamby ✨🐝🔪
@flamby666.bsky.social
· Jan 24
time isn't real, a 27 slide powerpoint presentation
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everything feels ~*extra*~ stupid today, right?
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
everything feels ~*extra*~ stupid today, right?
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actually—-and this is the truth—-we’re a little bit fucked
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
actually—-and this is the truth—-we’re a little bit fucked
dreams are pointless but nightmares are forever
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
dreams are pointless but nightmares are forever
breaking news: i'm fucking broken.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
breaking news: i'm fucking broken.
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whenever an automatic door doesn't open for me i get excited that maybe im a ghost
November 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
whenever an automatic door doesn't open for me i get excited that maybe im a ghost
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This email could have been a life sentence
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This email could have been a life sentence
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diverting the water directed to data centers to my spa for horses
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
diverting the water directed to data centers to my spa for horses
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thought I found a message in a bottle but it was just a piece of ship
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
thought I found a message in a bottle but it was just a piece of ship
maybe i'm finally broken enough to write something good
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
maybe i'm finally broken enough to write something good
in other news, it's terrible everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
in other news, it's terrible everywhere
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"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!" my children yell at me.
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can’t. busy seeing how many costco blueberries I can fit in my pee hole
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
can’t. busy seeing how many costco blueberries I can fit in my pee hole
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People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
People always tell you that things are different after marriage and I thought I knew what that meant so I didn't worry about it but I've been married for two days now and I'm not really sure what to do about the tentacles.
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happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
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tying off my arm so i can shoot up some gravy
November 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
tying off my arm so i can shoot up some gravy
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Me: [serving looks]
The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Me: [serving looks]
The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
The rest of the dinner table:
please, we're starving
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legends of the fall?? my vote goes to the leaves
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
legends of the fall?? my vote goes to the leaves
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Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat?
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat?
getting off social media is self care. fortunately i do not care about myself
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting off social media is self care. fortunately i do not care about myself
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Your Honor, my client is a super freak. She's super freaky.
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Your Honor, my client is a super freak. She's super freaky.
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I just want coconut peanut butter ok, that's all
October 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I just want coconut peanut butter ok, that's all
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I don't trust people who are out of the office with limited access to email. What the hell are you doing
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don't trust people who are out of the office with limited access to email. What the hell are you doing
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an iPhone curated video of your nut vids set to a jazzy lil tune
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
an iPhone curated video of your nut vids set to a jazzy lil tune