Lemon 🇨🇦 💙
@firebrand3.bsky.social
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
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Lemon 🇨🇦 💙
@firebrand3.bsky.social
· Sep 19
Hey, I know what you're thinking... what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?
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I just made a balsamic reduction in the microwave so...
It's fine if you feel the need to applaud.
It's fine if you feel the need to applaud.
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I just made a balsamic reduction in the microwave so...
It's fine if you feel the need to applaud.
It's fine if you feel the need to applaud.
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Guy who named the dolphin: How about Phinland?
Chairperson of the country naming committee: Your days of naming things are done, Frank!
Him: *crying* ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᴾʰʳᵃⁿᵏ
Chairperson of the country naming committee: Your days of naming things are done, Frank!
Him: *crying* ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᴾʰʳᵃⁿᵏ
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Guy who named the dolphin: How about Phinland?
Chairperson of the country naming committee: Your days of naming things are done, Frank!
Him: *crying* ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᴾʰʳᵃⁿᵏ
Chairperson of the country naming committee: Your days of naming things are done, Frank!
Him: *crying* ᴵᵗ’ˢ ᴾʰʳᵃⁿᵏ
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What if Cloudflare's on-call support service relied on Cloudflare?
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
What if Cloudflare's on-call support service relied on Cloudflare?
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No but seriously, everyone please stop sharing about yourselves, you're going to make me throw up
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
No but seriously, everyone please stop sharing about yourselves, you're going to make me throw up
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Did Cheech and Chong ever try to open up a "joint" bank account?
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Did Cheech and Chong ever try to open up a "joint" bank account?
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When it's time to carve the turkey at Goth Thanksgiving
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When it's time to carve the turkey at Goth Thanksgiving
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Mike Johnson really just said releasing the files could tarnish innocent men's reputations.
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Mike Johnson really just said releasing the files could tarnish innocent men's reputations.
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hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?
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i post about grievances a lot bc i think we should talk about what we know
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
i post about grievances a lot bc i think we should talk about what we know
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"ipod turns 24!" screamed the instagram reel as it ambushed me
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"ipod turns 24!" screamed the instagram reel as it ambushed me
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If I had it all to do over again, I would have added cheese to more things.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If I had it all to do over again, I would have added cheese to more things.
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cloudflare might be down but there's one thing they can't take away from us, and it's dignit—[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED]
November 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
cloudflare might be down but there's one thing they can't take away from us, and it's dignit—[THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED]
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you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit
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Keep pushing him. As @jefftiedrich.bsky.social says, the first journalist to ask him "What the fuck is wrong with you?" gets a lifetime Pulitzer. He's weak and he knows it. The end is nigh!
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Keep pushing him. As @jefftiedrich.bsky.social says, the first journalist to ask him "What the fuck is wrong with you?" gets a lifetime Pulitzer. He's weak and he knows it. The end is nigh!
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Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Trump is a piece of shit and his supporters like him because they are pieces of shit.
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To the woman on the train just now at 10:22 pm drinking straight from a two-liter bottle of Pepsi: You are a legend.
November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
To the woman on the train just now at 10:22 pm drinking straight from a two-liter bottle of Pepsi: You are a legend.
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Them: you should let it go
Me: bitch I’m not Elsa and this isn’t Frozen
Me: bitch I’m not Elsa and this isn’t Frozen
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Them: you should let it go
Me: bitch I’m not Elsa and this isn’t Frozen
Me: bitch I’m not Elsa and this isn’t Frozen
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guys with hair transplants should be the biggest, loudest, and most vocal trans allies. one struggle and all that
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
guys with hair transplants should be the biggest, loudest, and most vocal trans allies. one struggle and all that
You ever accidentally read a fictional story on one of those apps, about a young woman having a hot, sexy affair with her stepfather and inadvertantly discover you shouldn't be allowed to make your own life choixes...
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You ever accidentally read a fictional story on one of those apps, about a young woman having a hot, sexy affair with her stepfather and inadvertantly discover you shouldn't be allowed to make your own life choixes...
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*throws glitter molotov cocktails in your direction
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*throws glitter molotov cocktails in your direction
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Maybe Megyn Kelly should worry about whose cock her husband is sucking instead of advocating for pedophilia to be normalized and running defense for the WH
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Maybe Megyn Kelly should worry about whose cock her husband is sucking instead of advocating for pedophilia to be normalized and running defense for the WH
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
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unicorns are cool, but they'd be cooler if they were unioncorns (unicorns who formed a union)
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
unicorns are cool, but they'd be cooler if they were unioncorns (unicorns who formed a union)
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Look at the screenshot Trump is posting.
“If Jeffrey Epstein had any dirt on Donald Trump, he would have had great leverage in the criminal case against him at the time he died.”
That’s, um… precisely why people think Epstein didn’t kill himself? Like, that’s the whole idea very nicely summarized?
“If Jeffrey Epstein had any dirt on Donald Trump, he would have had great leverage in the criminal case against him at the time he died.”
That’s, um… precisely why people think Epstein didn’t kill himself? Like, that’s the whole idea very nicely summarized?
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Look at the screenshot Trump is posting.
“If Jeffrey Epstein had any dirt on Donald Trump, he would have had great leverage in the criminal case against him at the time he died.”
That’s, um… precisely why people think Epstein didn’t kill himself? Like, that’s the whole idea very nicely summarized?
“If Jeffrey Epstein had any dirt on Donald Trump, he would have had great leverage in the criminal case against him at the time he died.”
That’s, um… precisely why people think Epstein didn’t kill himself? Like, that’s the whole idea very nicely summarized?
"...double the human lifespan..."
Is that a threat? Because, go fuck yourself.
Is that a threat? Because, go fuck yourself.
seems like that should be the main focus then huh
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"...double the human lifespan..."
Is that a threat? Because, go fuck yourself.
Is that a threat? Because, go fuck yourself.
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"