David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
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David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
· Oct 19
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Ruin a first date:
“EYES DOWN!"
“EYES DOWN!"
Ruin a first date:
“ do you think you can talk to me like that? Get on your knees! I said get on your knees!”
“ do you think you can talk to me like that? Get on your knees! I said get on your knees!”
Ruin a first date:
"You haven't read hillbilly elegy...?!"
"You haven't read hillbilly elegy...?!"
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Ruin a first date:
“EYES DOWN!"
“EYES DOWN!"
When the Rolling Stones tell you that you don't always get what you want, you'll find sometimes, that you get what you need.
When Bel Biv DeVoe tells you that girl is poison, that girl is poison.
When House of Pain tells you to jump around, you ask how high.
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
When the Rolling Stones tell you that you don't always get what you want, you'll find sometimes, that you get what you need.
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Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
Calculating my age by the number of cold gel compresses that are in my freezer
calculating my age by number of seconds it takes me to get up from a crouching position
calculating my age by number of body position pillows I need to be comfortable
January 23, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Calculating my age by the number of cold gel compresses that are in my freezer
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What is the root of all evil:
1. Greed
2. Ignorance
3. Religion
4. Ppl who don’t eat their pizza crust
1. Greed
2. Ignorance
3. Religion
4. Ppl who don’t eat their pizza crust
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 PM
What is the root of all evil:
1. Greed
2. Ignorance
3. Religion
4. Ppl who don’t eat their pizza crust
1. Greed
2. Ignorance
3. Religion
4. Ppl who don’t eat their pizza crust
If you see this post something green
January 23, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If you see this post something green
Tell me your pet's name in a GIF.
January 23, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Tell me your pet's name in a GIF.
Me as AI vs. me in RL
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Me as AI vs. me in RL
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If you really loved me you’d give me a cheese allowance
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
If you really loved me you’d give me a cheese allowance
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Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin space venture says it’ll be ramping up an ultra-high-speed satellite data network called TeraWave, which will compete with SpaceX’s Starlink network for business from data centers, large-scale enterprises and government customers.
www.geekwire.com/2026/blue-or...
www.geekwire.com/2026/blue-or...
Blue Origin unveils TeraWave, a global satellite network designed to handle terabits of data center traffic
Blue Origin says TeraWave could transmit data at speeds of up to 6 Tbps, raising questions about competition with Starlink and Amazon Leo.
www.geekwire.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin space venture says it’ll be ramping up an ultra-high-speed satellite data network called TeraWave, which will compete with SpaceX’s Starlink network for business from data centers, large-scale enterprises and government customers.
www.geekwire.com/2026/blue-or...
www.geekwire.com/2026/blue-or...
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YOU HAVE PROVIDED MUCH SHAREHOLDER VALUE THIS PAY CYCLE HERE IS A TOKEN SO THAT YOU MAY FEED AND HOUSE YOURSELF
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
YOU HAVE PROVIDED MUCH SHAREHOLDER VALUE THIS PAY CYCLE HERE IS A TOKEN SO THAT YOU MAY FEED AND HOUSE YOURSELF
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This day in history. 1959. Crime-fighting forensic pathologist Frances Gertrude McGill, the Sherlock Holmes of Saskatchewan, died when her evil nemesis curling instructor Gordie Moriarty slipped a little-known asiatic poison into her hot cocoa.
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 AM
This day in history. 1959. Crime-fighting forensic pathologist Frances Gertrude McGill, the Sherlock Holmes of Saskatchewan, died when her evil nemesis curling instructor Gordie Moriarty slipped a little-known asiatic poison into her hot cocoa.
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People who say to me, "forget everything I said," don't realize that I probably wasn't listening anyway.
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 PM
People who say to me, "forget everything I said," don't realize that I probably wasn't listening anyway.
1. Pennies are money
2. Cheese is a topping
3. Microwave lasagna is still lasagna
2. Cheese is a topping
3. Microwave lasagna is still lasagna
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
1. Pennies are money
2. Cheese is a topping
3. Microwave lasagna is still lasagna
2. Cheese is a topping
3. Microwave lasagna is still lasagna
The strapping will continue until morale improves
The napping will continue until morale improves
The fapping will continue until morale improves
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
The strapping will continue until morale improves
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I don't look it as a “crisis.” I see it as an opportunity to live in my car.
January 21, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I don't look it as a “crisis.” I see it as an opportunity to live in my car.
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imagine hating me and i’m just in bed farting
January 20, 2026 at 12:02 AM
imagine hating me and i’m just in bed farting
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Maybe the real treasure was the number of Waldos we found along the way.
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Maybe the real treasure was the number of Waldos we found along the way.
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Dinner rolls are just a delivery mechanism for butter.
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Dinner rolls are just a delivery mechanism for butter.
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If Bluesky has taught me anything it's that some people are incredibly funny and I am not one of them
January 19, 2026 at 9:46 PM
If Bluesky has taught me anything it's that some people are incredibly funny and I am not one of them