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dntboise.bsky.social
David Thompson
@dntboise.bsky.social
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Where I should be all the time and when I'm not I'm with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 Ja, vi elsker dette landet 🇳🇴
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At the Halloween party tomorrow night, I think I’m going to dress as a cat, and just knock shit off of the tables there.
They are very docile and can be delightful
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Dunning-Kreuger is all wrong but they're too dumb to know it.
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You should take inspiration from Metallica who achieved success despite having a stupid name.
When I was very young, my dad convinced me that soy sauce was made from grasshopper spit
This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.
Yup that's me, my snazzy new Pontiac Fiero GT and my future x-wife, Carmalita - vintage 1980's stuff there
I want to know just enough of every language to recognize when someone is talking shit about my outfit
Quote post a favorite photo of yourself from any era ❤️

(That means: put a photo of yourself in a quote of this post. Please)
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A cup of ambition? In this economy???
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Your horoscope for today:
Be like a mimosa - sweet, effervescent, and for some, headache inducing.
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.
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I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called Longlegs Wide Open
Rosemary’s Butthole
Bonerraiser
The Shitting
Psych hole
Jaws
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I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called Night of the Giving Head
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I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called the Bare Bitch Project.
Finally - I can drop my own dank GIFs
Thank you @bsky.app
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Rider down, I repeat rider down
I always looked forward to that square slice of pizza