Craphound
@craphound.bsky.social
A road weary travelers who likes a joke, a drink, and a bowl of soup.
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Craphound
@craphound.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Why are there like 40 toddlers at my local brewery? A lot of them aren’t even drinking.
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what’s everyone wearing to toyotathon this year?
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
what’s everyone wearing to toyotathon this year?
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All my recipes are for disaster.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
All my recipes are for disaster.
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dog: woof
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
dog: woof
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
me: as I suspected
dog: woof
me: thank you for clarifying
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why is Bill Belichick still working doesn't he have a wife to raise
October 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
why is Bill Belichick still working doesn't he have a wife to raise
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I honestly love that in the utter dumpster fire of civilization we’re currently enduring “Bill Belichick” is still the top trending thing on here
October 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I honestly love that in the utter dumpster fire of civilization we’re currently enduring “Bill Belichick” is still the top trending thing on here
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I didn't lose my mind, it's free derange.
September 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I didn't lose my mind, it's free derange.
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[dog park]
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i haven’t decided yet
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i haven’t decided yet
September 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[dog park]
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i haven’t decided yet
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i haven’t decided yet
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To paraphrase Charlie Pierce "How bad does your policy have to be to put the insurance industry on the right side of a moral issue?"
September 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
To paraphrase Charlie Pierce "How bad does your policy have to be to put the insurance industry on the right side of a moral issue?"
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Why don’t we find out and then we can fuck around, has anyone tried that order of operations?
September 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Why don’t we find out and then we can fuck around, has anyone tried that order of operations?
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utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay
September 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
utah police wisely choosing not to show the bullet casing that says ‘if you read this you are gay’ bc they know it would instantly turn the country gay
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Even when falling, always remember your jazz hands.
August 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Even when falling, always remember your jazz hands.
Apparently “walking into public restrooms immediately after someone’s pooped in them” is not an acceptable “special skill” ice breaker for work gatherings. Whack.
August 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Apparently “walking into public restrooms immediately after someone’s pooped in them” is not an acceptable “special skill” ice breaker for work gatherings. Whack.
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Who decided to call it August weather rather than Welcome Back Hotter?
August 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Who decided to call it August weather rather than Welcome Back Hotter?
Just wanted to tell all the really smart, funny, caring and diligent folks on here that I appreciate you. While I rarely have meaningful time to spend here, the minutes I do spend brighten my life.
August 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Just wanted to tell all the really smart, funny, caring and diligent folks on here that I appreciate you. While I rarely have meaningful time to spend here, the minutes I do spend brighten my life.
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Eating my feelings, just had a huge bowl of Ragin' Bran
August 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Eating my feelings, just had a huge bowl of Ragin' Bran
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After telling myself some brilliant lies and living in denial, it has come to my attention that I hate everything.
August 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
After telling myself some brilliant lies and living in denial, it has come to my attention that I hate everything.
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suing god for making me like this
August 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
suing god for making me like this
I cannot stress this enough: read the comments.
if you've got to use a pseudonym for "kill" to avoid algorithm punishment, please go with "oof" as it is the funniest one
August 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I cannot stress this enough: read the comments.
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Date idea: I can pick up some plates from Goodwill and we can throw them at a wall
August 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Date idea: I can pick up some plates from Goodwill and we can throw them at a wall