co2expeller.bsky.social
@co2expeller.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Top 5 movie genres:

Awkward pauses

Whoops, Oedipus

Slow jangly guitar jazz heist

Talented misanthropic detective

Yes you just saw that
Top 5 movie genres:

Guy who’s a pathetic piece of shit
Woman falling apart and it’s hard to watch but goddamn
Theater production/movie production falling apart and it’s so fun to watch
Detective but sad
Period film where they just said fuck it
Top 5 movie genres are:

heist
intelligence/espionage thriller
pitch perfect
cerebral ensemble oscar fodder drama
heist some more
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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My sentiments, exactly.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Operation Final Grunt
Operation Strapping Manservant
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Here’s a story for every national news outlet:

In N.C., churchgoers are literally running into the woods as federal agents descend on the property.

“Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.”

www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Via @charlotteobserver.com: Church members flee as federal agents arrive at east Charlotte place of worship

“Inside the church, women and children sobbed as they wondered whether their loved ones had been taken.” www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...
Church members flee as federal agents arrive at east Charlotte place of worship
Witnesses say one man was detained while doing yard work while his wife and child were inside.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
🎼”I’m the kind of motherfucker that gets on the bike and bikes; gets on the bed and goes to bed”🎼
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Fired from my job as a life coach for benching the client.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Tranche belch rate has slowed to about 1 email/4 hours. Good news for Trump
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Just got back from the federal building in downtown San Diego where our local bishop and other church leaders were leading a vigil for the immigrants unjustly incarcerated there. The leadership the church has shown on this issue is inspiring.
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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If you have tenure at Texas A&M and aren't maliciously emailing the president a dozen times every day to ask if you can say this or you can say that, then what's the point in having tenure?
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You’re at The
I need you at The
ur at duran

i need u at duran
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Also wonder if immigrants without status ever do anything to contribute to housing supply. Hmmm, nothing comes to mind.
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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There is a mirror in room 402 that shows viewers their reflections 32 seconds into the future. It has saved and ended many lives. We cannot take it down. We have tried.
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Boy everyone in these emails comes off looking great
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You’re at Kibbles
I need you at Bits
You're at Louise.

I need you at Thelma.
You’re at Starsky.

I need you at Hutch.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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You're at Pinky.

I need you at The Brain.
You're at Louise.

I need you at Thelma.
You’re at Starsky.

I need you at Hutch.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Congrats senate dems. You definitely got a valuable thing
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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👀
I believe that emails are trying to tell us something
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Probably because it's too good
Oof

*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Trump knew about the girls”

Literally Jeffrey Epstein in those words
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Pardon my French. Imprison my Italian. Execute my Dutch.
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Anyway, happy veterinarians day
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
A veterinarian would fix me
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
How is not having a fucking bureau of labor statistics an acceptable situation for anyone in finance
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM