chenizx
@chenizx.bsky.social
Person of interests. (Who is currently taking some time off from Bluesky.)
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jesus: (trying to be an adult about it) i guess it’s just interesting to me how everyone else gets a bunch of presents on my birthday
December 11, 2024 at 1:01 PM
jesus: (trying to be an adult about it) i guess it’s just interesting to me how everyone else gets a bunch of presents on my birthday
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You know it's authentic Russian porn when a lady takes off her clothes to reveal an identical, slightly smaller lady
December 4, 2024 at 11:37 PM
You know it's authentic Russian porn when a lady takes off her clothes to reveal an identical, slightly smaller lady
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If your friends had just had a baby, and when you asked them how it was they said "tender and mild", you'd phone social services
December 7, 2024 at 8:43 PM
If your friends had just had a baby, and when you asked them how it was they said "tender and mild", you'd phone social services
In progress. An avowed atheist, he might have gotten a kick out of this.
December 6, 2024 at 9:44 AM
In progress. An avowed atheist, he might have gotten a kick out of this.
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brb gonna go do some sick math tricks on my abacus
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
brb gonna go do some sick math tricks on my abacus
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wife: did u see the new player piano i bought
me: [stops googling can ghosts play music] yes i did
me: [stops googling can ghosts play music] yes i did
December 5, 2024 at 2:29 PM
wife: did u see the new player piano i bought
me: [stops googling can ghosts play music] yes i did
me: [stops googling can ghosts play music] yes i did
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“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 PM
“I know you think you’re being funny, but honestly Dave, it’s just hurtful.”
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Me: Why do angry villagers always have pitchforks? They’re villagers. I mean, the livery guy needs one, but the rest of town should be chasing villains with canned goods or hats or pies or boots.
Pharmacist: I meant questions about your Adderall.
Pharmacist: I meant questions about your Adderall.
December 2, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Me: Why do angry villagers always have pitchforks? They’re villagers. I mean, the livery guy needs one, but the rest of town should be chasing villains with canned goods or hats or pies or boots.
Pharmacist: I meant questions about your Adderall.
Pharmacist: I meant questions about your Adderall.
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my italien friends is learning english
December 2, 2024 at 7:22 PM
my italien friends is learning english
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If your tree doesn’t have a skirt on, it’s a whore
December 2, 2024 at 10:04 AM
If your tree doesn’t have a skirt on, it’s a whore
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electric eels imply the existence of acoustic eels
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
electric eels imply the existence of acoustic eels
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(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)
November 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
(I dunno who made this image but I looooooove it)
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Four out of five dentists: *agree*
Fifth dentist: You should brush your teeth with a lollipop
Fifth dentist: You should brush your teeth with a lollipop
November 28, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Four out of five dentists: *agree*
Fifth dentist: You should brush your teeth with a lollipop
Fifth dentist: You should brush your teeth with a lollipop
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once spent 30 minutes methodically explaining to my parents that movies are not supposed to look like *that*.
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 27, 2024 at 12:21 AM
once spent 30 minutes methodically explaining to my parents that movies are not supposed to look like *that*.
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we lost the plot when we made capital I and lowercase L the same damn letter
November 27, 2024 at 12:37 AM
we lost the plot when we made capital I and lowercase L the same damn letter
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If you don’t know the words to a song you can fake it by waiting until it’s over and then loudly adding “cha-cha-cha” at the end
November 26, 2024 at 3:36 PM
If you don’t know the words to a song you can fake it by waiting until it’s over and then loudly adding “cha-cha-cha” at the end
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I have 4 hours to spare, think I'll eat a pomegranate.
November 22, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I have 4 hours to spare, think I'll eat a pomegranate.
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
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