Liselott Fitzgerald
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Liselott Fitzgerald
@cabbagequeen.bsky.social
Mostly tired
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Hi Ireland!
Your wintry reminder that the tires for vehicles sold there are not suitable for driving in freezing conditions - they contain a lot of plastic, which hardens as it gets colder, reducing grip.
If you don't have this symbol on your tires, avoid driving during periods of snow and ice.
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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2/ ~old jk is best jk~
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
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This is both funny and surprisingly moving
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
Zelda Boobies

United States, Census, 1940
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Are the straights ok? 😬
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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between trump and ronaldo, its been a rough week for sex offenders
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Omg. Ok folks. You need to do this—big feeds, please amplify ( @kevinmkruse.bsky.social maybe you can too)
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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It’d be tragic if all Sean Connery ever wanted was for someone to sit on his face, but he was too scared to ask.
September 13, 2023 at 7:54 PM
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I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Very nearly mixed up the wd40 spray and the nose spray this morning, if anyone was wondering how tired I am
August 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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gus is wonderful
so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know

- my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal
- he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not)
- he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog
- he is not a dog
- I do not get seizures
August 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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dudes rock
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Generational crushes too!

We've got birds in our backyard. We feed em like royalty.

They watched me pick up nails after we had our roof redone.

Now about every week I get a little pile of nails under their feeder. Their human likes nails apparently, so they bring them to me.
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Vill du också se Sverige vinna mot Polen ikväll i fotbolls-EM? 🇸🇪
Har inte du heller tillgång till Viaplay Sport?
Stora mästerskap borde alltid sändas på kanaler som kan ses utan extra kostnad.
Så är det redan i flera europeiska länder.
omni.se/tele2-kunder...
Tele2-kunder kan missa EM-matchen mot Polen
Flera av Tele2:s kunder riskerar att missa kvällens match mellan Sverige och Polen i fotbolls-EM, skriver TT. Detta eftersom matchen sänds i den nya kanalen Viaplay Sport.
omni.se
July 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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THE BELL JAR

HARD ❌

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York

EASY ✅

That summer was sizzling, and so were the Rosenbergs
November 17, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM