Brooke from Let’s Not Date
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date
@letsnotdate.bsky.social
Hi I’m Brooke and I tell feminist, working class and lgbtq history to conservative men. (They hate it!)
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Hi l'm Brooke and I tell feminist, working class and Igbtq history to ʎuɹoh men. They hate it!

Subscribe to my Substack to see wtf I mean.

When I’m not telling men history, I enjoy trolling men, scammers & MLM boss babes in other delightful (for me) ways.

Find my links here:
linktr.ee/letsnotdate
How dare we?
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
1/2 Adopting Man Babies: Baby Joe 🍼

*For legal reasons baby Joe has had his face censored with the addition of some bad boy sunglasses and a mustache.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
ʎuɹoH History: Thanksgiving, The Violence They Called Providence
𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘦.

More on this linked in the comments.

♥️ New here? Hi I’m Brooke and I tell the right-wing men in my inbox history until they no longer wish to ‘date’ me. 😉
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My very pale skin and I are on a family trip. Should the sharks claim me, let the men in my inbox know I slipped beneath the waves carrying no longing for them into the deep.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy International Men’s Day!
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
WOW. 102 children have already received $50 worth of gifts from our holiday mutual aid. But, there are so many more on this post, and more still waiting to be added. I need you all to do me a favor. Can you please share the post so that more people know this is happening? Links below👇
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
1/2 Someone asked me why my satirical conservative profile has her job listed as gay animal conversion therapy. This is why. 😉
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Christian men are ALWAYS in my inbox worrying about the starving, tirelessly advocating for the hungry. 🙏🏻 THIS is Christianity. Don’t let anyone tell you anything different.
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It’s starting to feel like I’m the only one who hasn’t blown Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
After you laugh, read this. 👇
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Cheating men slide into my inbox to bring me their wives, I assume.

(Most of my posts come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative, but this creature found the real me.)
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ennui 💖
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
😏😏😏
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This is hands down my favorite right-wing tantrum about Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
They’re turning the plants into biochemical factories that use sunlight to convert carbon dioxide and water into glucose while releasing oxygen into the atmosphere. ‼️
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just Halloween girly things. 👻
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
1/2 Every October, we play at fear, but beneath the masks and costumes, there are real stories behind the Halloween tales we tell for fun. This is a true story of exorcisms.

Content warning: This story includes sexual assaults committed by Christian men in positions of religious authority.
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
October 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I’m learning to play the organ :)
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Teeth teeth teeth teeth
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s Bisexual Visibility Day. If you can see me, you must be bi. 😉
September 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I can’t prove it, but the signs point to Tylenol being behind Jimmy Kimmel’s return.
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So fragile
September 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
1/2 Why must this man doom the world eternally with his ruinous appendage?
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM