Brooke from Let’s Not Date
@letsnotdate.bsky.social
Hi I’m Brooke and I tell feminist, working class and lgbtq history to conservative men. (They hate it!)
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Hi l'm Brooke and I tell feminist, working class and Igbtq history to ʎuɹoh men. They hate it!
Subscribe to my Substack to see wtf I mean.
When I’m not telling men history, I enjoy trolling men, scammers & MLM boss babes in other delightful (for me) ways.
Find my links here:
linktr.ee/letsnotdate
Subscribe to my Substack to see wtf I mean.
When I’m not telling men history, I enjoy trolling men, scammers & MLM boss babes in other delightful (for me) ways.
Find my links here:
linktr.ee/letsnotdate
It’s starting to feel like I’m the only one who hasn’t blown Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It’s starting to feel like I’m the only one who hasn’t blown Bill Clinton.
After you laugh, read this. 👇
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
After you laugh, read this. 👇
Cheating men slide into my inbox to bring me their wives, I assume.
(Most of my posts come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative, but this creature found the real me.)
(Most of my posts come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative, but this creature found the real me.)
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Cheating men slide into my inbox to bring me their wives, I assume.
(Most of my posts come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative, but this creature found the real me.)
(Most of my posts come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative, but this creature found the real me.)
This is hands down my favorite right-wing tantrum about Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is hands down my favorite right-wing tantrum about Mamdani.
They’re turning the plants into biochemical factories that use sunlight to convert carbon dioxide and water into glucose while releasing oxygen into the atmosphere. ‼️
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They’re turning the plants into biochemical factories that use sunlight to convert carbon dioxide and water into glucose while releasing oxygen into the atmosphere. ‼️
Just Halloween girly things. 👻
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just Halloween girly things. 👻
1/2 Every October, we play at fear, but beneath the masks and costumes, there are real stories behind the Halloween tales we tell for fun. This is a true story of exorcisms.
Content warning: This story includes sexual assaults committed by Christian men in positions of religious authority.
Content warning: This story includes sexual assaults committed by Christian men in positions of religious authority.
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
1/2 Every October, we play at fear, but beneath the masks and costumes, there are real stories behind the Halloween tales we tell for fun. This is a true story of exorcisms.
Content warning: This story includes sexual assaults committed by Christian men in positions of religious authority.
Content warning: This story includes sexual assaults committed by Christian men in positions of religious authority.
I’m learning to play the organ :)
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m learning to play the organ :)
Teeth teeth teeth teeth
September 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Teeth teeth teeth teeth
It’s Bisexual Visibility Day. If you can see me, you must be bi. 😉
September 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s Bisexual Visibility Day. If you can see me, you must be bi. 😉
I can’t prove it, but the signs point to Tylenol being behind Jimmy Kimmel’s return.
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I can’t prove it, but the signs point to Tylenol being behind Jimmy Kimmel’s return.
So fragile
September 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
So fragile
1/2 Why must this man doom the world eternally with his ruinous appendage?
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
1/2 Why must this man doom the world eternally with his ruinous appendage?
Oh my love, one thing I will say about the alleged Tyler Robinson confession texts is that the prosecutors have managed to unite the right and left together in a shared conviction that they don’t believe a 22 year old man fucking texts like that.
September 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh my love, one thing I will say about the alleged Tyler Robinson confession texts is that the prosecutors have managed to unite the right and left together in a shared conviction that they don’t believe a 22 year old man fucking texts like that.
Aletta Jacobs was born in 1854, but her ideas and actions are far more progressive than so many people’s of today. This next guy joins us to get a picture of me. Or, I mean, learn about Aletta.
Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Aletta Jacobs was born in 1854, but her ideas and actions are far more progressive than so many people’s of today. This next guy joins us to get a picture of me. Or, I mean, learn about Aletta.
Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete...
When my employer learns that I “celebrated” murder with eloquence, daring to raise my voice against the violence of guns, my ruin will be certain. 😔
September 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When my employer learns that I “celebrated” murder with eloquence, daring to raise my voice against the violence of guns, my ruin will be certain. 😔
I drove my daughter and her friends to Fright Fest, and while I was half-lost in my audiobook, I noticed their conversation turn to Charlie Kirk. My daughter said she hopes he’s looking up at us right now. 🥹 Sometimes parenting pays off in the strangest, most satisfying ways. #ProudMomMoment
September 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I drove my daughter and her friends to Fright Fest, and while I was half-lost in my audiobook, I noticed their conversation turn to Charlie Kirk. My daughter said she hopes he’s looking up at us right now. 🥹 Sometimes parenting pays off in the strangest, most satisfying ways. #ProudMomMoment
This feisty one messaged the page for history, I assume.
September 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This feisty one messaged the page for history, I assume.
“I think it’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.” Charlie Kirk, 2023
September 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
“I think it’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment.” Charlie Kirk, 2023
This one was my very first pyramid scheme, boss babe troll.
September 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This one was my very first pyramid scheme, boss babe troll.
This guy’s mom wanted me to tell him about Operation Ranch Hand.
♥️ New here? Hi I’m Brooke and I harass the right-wing men in my inbox with history until they no longer wish to ‘date’ me. 😉 I do not know these men, and my messages come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative.
♥️ New here? Hi I’m Brooke and I harass the right-wing men in my inbox with history until they no longer wish to ‘date’ me. 😉 I do not know these men, and my messages come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative.
September 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This guy’s mom wanted me to tell him about Operation Ranch Hand.
♥️ New here? Hi I’m Brooke and I harass the right-wing men in my inbox with history until they no longer wish to ‘date’ me. 😉 I do not know these men, and my messages come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative.
♥️ New here? Hi I’m Brooke and I harass the right-wing men in my inbox with history until they no longer wish to ‘date’ me. 😉 I do not know these men, and my messages come from a satirical Facebook profile of me as a conservative.
At last I shall be cured!
September 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
At last I shall be cured!