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Andrea Speed, Dumpster Peacock
@aspeed.bsky.social
Writer of very gay stories. Only here for my friends. Nonbinary/ace. She/Her. Follow me on Mastodon! https://lgbtqia.space/@aspeed Also, if you please, support my writing habit! https://aspeed.itch.io
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The Oscars are always a bigoted joke, but emilia perez getting the most nominations and ISTTG AND CHALLENGERS GETTING NONE???? really solidifies that the Oscars shouldnt exist.
January 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Two-factor authentication: Check this box to not be asked for this again

Me: Checks box

Two-factor authentication: Bitch you thought
January 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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If it actually rains this weekend, the number of people saying “We really needed this” is gonna hit an all-time high!
January 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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[first day as a waiter]

CUSTOMER: this is whole milk and i asked for 2%

ME: oh sorry *drinks 98% of the milk and hands glass back* here you are
January 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.

#MosaicMonday
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Flying out of Minneapolis. As always, I’m grateful for the friendship of MSP airport icon, Butt-Star Bear
December 14, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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My ride or die crew is old enough that I would totally understand if they picked die
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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December 2016: Who knows,
Maybe we’ll get lucky and it won’t be so bad.

December 2024: The government has decided to un-eradicate Polio.
December 14, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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Please tell me a new-ish horror or sci-fi (or close enough to that) film to watch tonight. More on the pensive and pretentious side where they have one of those drone shots over the tall pines while a car is traveling to a remote destination ass films.
December 14, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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absolutely fucking speechless. this is insane. INSANE. whistleblowers just keep being found dead? what the fuck? what is wrong with this country? when will we wake up? when??? www.mercurynews.com/2024/12/13/o...
OpenAI whistleblower found dead in San Francisco apartment
A former OpenAI researcher who raised concerns about the company is dead at 26.
www.mercurynews.com
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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i’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡
October 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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We need universal healthcare. We don't need a guy in charge of our health who is anti-vax and who believes that HIV isn't caused by a virus and who dumped a dead baby bear in Central Park and who said in court that he couldn't be responsible for himself because a worm ate his brains.
December 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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As I've said, I was very excited to pay for Bluesky until they told every trans person they no longer cared about their safety, at which point I no longer cared about paying them anything.
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers:

Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users.

That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
December 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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I think if ghosts were real there would be at least one attention-seeking ghost doing interviews and such or perhaps being an influencer
December 13, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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I am in a bit of a liquidity horror at the moment, what with an ebay buyer claiming a refund of £100, £200 being held for an RMA, and having to pay £170 ish at the dentist this evening. I am mildly fucked. This would be a great time to buy a print! Or a coffee, if you like my nonsense

ko-fi.com/guy
December 12, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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I am 'yay my plans to go out got cancelled' years old
December 7, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Attn new followers:

You can do better!
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM