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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
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"Welcome to sector 001, bitch"
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Zonker’s nephew in Doonesbury lookin ass
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I need to talk about this bitch’s eyebrows. It’s like she got a 5 year old drew them on with instructions to make her look like she was thinking really hard.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Arbeit ist Spiel!
Every tech CEO is just Grass Valley Greg from Mr Show except also openly a neo-nazi
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
God bless us, everyone
The 2025 Remastered Big Lizard in My Backyard album plus the alternate take tracks are now available for digital download from our pals at The Giving Groove! thegivinggroove.limitedrun.com/products/871...
The Dead Milkmen
WAV or FLAC/ALAC download of the 2025 remaster of
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December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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December 2024 folk hero: Handsome rogue who no-scoped an insurance executive in the imperial core
December 2025 folk hero: Animal who got blackout drunk
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Seems like I should give Qobuz a whirl but holy hell
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I had no idea I listened to so much Pink Floyd and Lord of the Rings soundtrack stuff
oh god my apple music end of year list is too embarrassing to share. like it definitely thinks i’m an angry white boy in the year 1980. this end of year music list should click through to the psychopath test
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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the results are in for all of bluesky
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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From the point of view of being an Actual Historian I just find the idea of needing to be "proud" of history baffling. Identifying with the history of a nation, which is in and of itself a made up thing, is just weird. It is also something that usually corresponds with not studying history.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Congratulations to our new Secretary of Defense
Oof. Been there, buddy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Mad Men 4K
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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A blast from my past - the Medieval Soldier database takes nearly 300,000 military service records from 1369-1453 and makes them available as a searchable database.

An invaluable resource for understanding medieval warfare, society and the English medieval state. Learn more in the link. 🗃️
We built a database of 290,000 English medieval soldiers – here’s what it reveals
We created the database in order to challenge assumptions about the lack of professionalism of everyday soldiers.
theconversation.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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gotta take loves dogs outta the bio if you’re going to go all cold and sociopathic about a dog getting run over by a robot i don’t make the rules
Hmmmm 🤨 I don’t think he loves dogs more than he loves Waymo
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What’s the point of having war crimes as a legal concept if no one ever gets fucking tried for war crimes

It’s like if I went to the mall and started filling my pockets with scented candles and mall security was looking at me and saying “I should get manchu wok for lunch”
If a man personally implicated in war crimes can remain atop the Pentagon, why would he stand by and risk his freedom should Vance (or Trump again) lose the 2028 election?

And unless Bradley sees the inside of a brig, the message to USSOCOM's chain of command is that no action is impermissible.
Pete Hegseth And Adm. Mitch Bradley Belong In Prison
The South American boat strikes are plainly murders. Now we have the names of the murderers. Do we have the political will to lock them up?
www.forever-wars.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Something that has always been funny to me re: “regular coffee without all the frou frou” discourse is that in my considerable experience as a barista right wing looking guys always got the sugariest drinks
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Radio by Lester Beall for the Rural Electrification Administration (1937)
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Gonna start an Insta called “The White Mannequins of Africa”
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Margot Robie is too old, Jacob Elordi is too white, but this trailer does harken back to a contemporary review of Wuthering Heights that compares it to a satanic dream caused by eating too much cheese
Sorry if you’ve all covered this already but I just saw this and I can’t believe it. This is crazy? This is crazy.

youtu.be/lH-8Kx_ktn4?...
“Wuthering Heights” | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
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November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I can’t get enough of the dog in the Northern Exposure episode where Maggie’s boyfriend Rick returns in dog form. Just look at this guy. LOOK AT HIM.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Also I get the sense that people who think sex can’t drive plot have never had sex that changes your whole outlook on life, and that makes me so sad for them.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM