Freakbeat Takeshi
@fullykrausened.bsky.social
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ian madison, wi. midwesterner, noise table guy, obsolete media format enthusiast. sometimes i get paid to write about movies.
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You can't be talking like that, white baby
Hello to all my new followers! I'm a TV executive and I'd like to tell you about what shows I've greenlit for next season:
-Genderswapped Dukes of Hazzard
-CSI:Portland
-Family Ties reboot starring Tim Pool
-Libs Say The Dardest Things! with Chaya Raichik
-Young Magoo
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yeah my car is a pussy magnet (negatively polarized)
we've even got indoor plumbing now!
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The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves

These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it
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I am going to solve the "have young Republicans always been like this" discourse in one sentence: While it has long been possible to correctly identify their racism, either because you were politically educated or racially minoritized, they are now racist in a way that even white liberals can tell.
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For the new users, please understand that there are bots all over this website too but instead of being Nazi bots they’re weird liberals that post incoherently annoying replies all day. Also like 30% of them aren’t bots at all but Gen X posters. You can’t tell the difference
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al pacino HEAT: you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa in her ex husband's dead tech post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to USE MY FUCKING AIR FRYER
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cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island
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yeah 15-20 years ago they didn't have group chats so they didn't write stuff like that down, they'd just say it out loud to eachother at parties, usually without a paper trail
For those tempted to say Young Republicans have always been this way, they really have not. When I worked on campus and did bipartisan college events after, they were very much not like this.

That’s why groups like YCT and eventually TPUSA formed — because Young Republicans weren’t radical enough.
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
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Me reading your posts
Ghost turnip, Fintown, County Donegal, Ireland, c. 1900 (replica), National Museum of Ireland
Frightening face carved into a turnip to place a candle in

"In 1943 the National Museum of Ireland received a turnip lantern from a schoolteacher, Rois Ní Braonáin who was teaching near Fintown, Co. Donegal. She stated that it was the type that was always made in that locality around 1900. This plaster-cast model was created and painted by the museum artist, Eileen Barnes.

Candles were placed inside the turnips and they were used to frighten people on the night of 31 October. The pumpkin that is prevalent today is an American development of this Irish tradition." https://www.museum.ie/en-IE/Collections-Research/Collection/Top-things-to-see-in-the-Irish-Folklife-Collection/Artefact/Ghost-turnip/b202e8ea-0728-4b3d-b0f1-82660fe45ce9
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a "young republican" is a particularly annoying type of rapist
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You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! It’s Baragon!
Baragon, a sort of dog-shaped kaiju with big floppy ears and an orange horn
Saw it on 35mm and felt like I needed a shower afterwards.
Ok, but how about if RFK Jr narrates the audio book?
he doesn't even wash his epistemic hands
I used to read the Toledo music magazine Glass Eye in the 2000s and when Crazy Bitch came out they wrote a long sad review moaning that "Buckcherry sold out"