Freakbeat Takeshi
@fullykrausened.bsky.social
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madison, wi.
midwesterner, noise table guy, obsolete media format enthusiast. sometimes i get paid to write about movies. usually making soup.
madison, wi.
midwesterner, noise table guy, obsolete media format enthusiast. sometimes i get paid to write about movies. usually making soup.
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We need an Action Jackson-style movie where a dude who looks like Palmer Luckey gets blasted with a bazooka.
Corporate Villains In 80's Movies: Slick, intimidating. Wear cool suits.
Corporation Villains In Real Life: Does this muthafucka have a mullet and soul patch in 20-fucking-25!
Corporation Villains In Real Life: Does this muthafucka have a mullet and soul patch in 20-fucking-25!
September 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We need an Action Jackson-style movie where a dude who looks like Palmer Luckey gets blasted with a bazooka.
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My favorite thing about Palmer Luckey is that he looks like 6 different Mr Show characters combined
I think we've forgotten about certain past tech bozos. Let's check in on the most homeschooled of them all:
July 25, 2024 at 3:41 AM
My favorite thing about Palmer Luckey is that he looks like 6 different Mr Show characters combined
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If you haven't seen Nashville a) fix that b) Opal is a reporter who constantly records the worst rambling drivel into her portable tape deck, is insanely stupid, racist and sleeps with ALL her subjects. Nuzzi clearly missed the whole IT'S SATIRE bit when she modeled her life after her lol
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you haven't seen Nashville a) fix that b) Opal is a reporter who constantly records the worst rambling drivel into her portable tape deck, is insanely stupid, racist and sleeps with ALL her subjects. Nuzzi clearly missed the whole IT'S SATIRE bit when she modeled her life after her lol
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New VU book forthcoming w/ a bunch of cool unseen pics of the band at the Boston Tea Party, 1967-69. [email protected]
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
New VU book forthcoming w/ a bunch of cool unseen pics of the band at the Boston Tea Party, 1967-69. [email protected]
just now finding out that every college football player has an anime character name
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
just now finding out that every college football player has an anime character name
Every tech CEO is just Grass Valley Greg from Mr Show except also openly a neo-nazi
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Every tech CEO is just Grass Valley Greg from Mr Show except also openly a neo-nazi
I'm not allowed to say what we need to do to these guys
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm not allowed to say what we need to do to these guys
just give the fulneckys a reality tv show and it'll all work itself out.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
just give the fulneckys a reality tv show and it'll all work itself out.
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I just heard Michelle Obama read copy for Progressive Insurance on her podcast
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I just heard Michelle Obama read copy for Progressive Insurance on her podcast
Maybe a book tour with John Fetterman will boost sales
very funny to bank on sales of a book exclusively for an audience of media people who will just pass around a pdf
www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/12/03/u...
Does scandal sell? Not for Olivia Nuzzi’s book so far | CNN
“We ordered a lot and so far, people have not been beating down the door,” said one bookseller.
www.cnn.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Maybe a book tour with John Fetterman will boost sales
More like American Can't Write
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
More like American Can't Write
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All Monsters Attack (1969)
April 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
All Monsters Attack (1969)
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Mothra in Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla:
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mothra in Godzilla vs. Spacegodzilla:
Lmao
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Lmao
Reading these like a David Letterman Top Ten
A piece Olivia Nuzzi published yesterday (as part of a Substack Q+A) called "Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry":
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Reading these like a David Letterman Top Ten
Say please and thank you to the federal mall cops who are screaming at you to take everything out of your pockets.
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Say please and thank you to the federal mall cops who are screaming at you to take everything out of your pockets.
One of my favorite Don Cherry records, and that's saying something.
New & Notable: A spacey and soulful session featuring the legendary Don Cherry with Indian percussionist Latif Khan.
Music / Sangam, by Don Cherry, Latif Khan
5 track album
doncherrylatifkhan.bandcamp.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
One of my favorite Don Cherry records, and that's saying something.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Garth Marenghi's American Canto
hands down my favorite line from a book that provides no value add to the written word besides being, possibly, the most narcissistic memoir ever put to paper.
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Garth Marenghi's American Canto
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I just assume Bigelow watches this and roots for the French
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I just assume Bigelow watches this and roots for the French
i'll always defend trans rights, unless you are mean to me
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i'll always defend trans rights, unless you are mean to me
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