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P.P. Pistachio
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Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
he always looks like they just took a scooby doo mask off him
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"I hope this letter finds you well"
How this letter finds me—
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Do they make beadlocks for bikes?
Biking on icy roads takes extra caution. ❄️🚲

If you hit ice, stay relaxed and don’t panic. Just coast without pedaling, braking, or turning. 😌
Lower your tire pressure a bit for better traction. 🔘⬇️
Lower your bike seat so you can put your feet down more easily. 🚲⬇️
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Maybe it will happen this Christmas
Trump rants about the "rigged election" at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony
December 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Oh great even McMaster-Carr is getting in on the year-in-review craze!"

McM-C:"It is called an invoice and it is past due. Please send payment"
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Cocaine so white it has a timeshare at Okemo
Cocaine so white it claims to be part Cherokee
Cocaine so white it started playing Mr brightside
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I find the attempt to pander pathetic. Nobody wants wood paneling. I want a DOHC straight-6!
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I feel like this makes me out to be more of a weirdo than I am
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I pledge a years subscription at full rate to whoever challenges nonsense like 'by the millions'.
Q: If it's found that survivors were actually killed while clinging onto that boat, should Sec. Hegseth, Admiral Bradley, or others be punished?

TRUMP: I think you're gonna find that this is war. That these people were killing our people by the millions, actually.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Reposted by P.P. Pistachio
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Vercingetorix was robbed.
Cleopatra is the single most popular ancient figure* among Americans. Big potential support base for the "attractive maniac" candidate

* they didn't poll for Jesus, but to be fair I suspect he'd take the crown.
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reposted by P.P. Pistachio
“I have only a short time to live, only one death to die, and I will die fighting for this cause. There will be no peace in this land until slavery is done for. " 
— John Brown
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
If they are into eugenics why are they breeding
I didn't realize that the pro-eugenics natalist couple that was inexplicably profiled by several major outlets for having a lot of kids through IVF started a podcast. Here's an unlistenable episode where they try and argue that Hitler was a hipster and not "right wing."
December 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You know she calls them 'angel eggs'
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I named my fists "Catch" and "22" because they have a right to punch anything you can't stop them from punching.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Prepackaged bandages for fire injuries should be called burniquets
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
STRONG FLOOR. NO, CEILING
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Eat exactly seven almonds and think of Barack Obama
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Chili
Tuna salad
Pulled pork
Lasagna

Next day pizza is indeed a treat but if your pizza is *better* the next day, you need to find better pizza
What’s your Mount Rushmore of foods that taste better the next day?

Inspired by making gumbo tonight
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM