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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1m

I would absolutely sue my workplace if we all had to run around in bare feet tho

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1h

Every Ancestry DNA update is like “you’re now 15% more witchy bog hag” and I’m here for it

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F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco.bsky.social · 1h

How the fuck is D’Angelo dead but Mitch McConnell is still alive

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 3h

Is it elder abuse to let him mix khaki and navy blue like that?

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Leor Galil @imleor.bsky.social · 4h

[Morrissey voice]

Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 11h

And are you married?
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20h

Hi welcome to Bluesky 👋 We've got more than just 300 characters 🤣 Like Boomers who don't realize you're a person not a website 👩‍🦳 Bluesky elders who miss when the site was just disgusting nudity 🤮 Canadians who think we're on the verge of a civil war 🏒 And people who don't know what a joke is 🎤

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 20h

This is exactly the shared cultural understanding through rhetoric of which Aristotle spoke

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 23h

He has no idea he’s actually participating in their torture

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 23h

Bookstore Boss Goes Bonkers

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 23h

Whitney: honey, I just backed out of the garage with the door still closed.

Audience: oooooooooh

Bill: what are ya retaaaahded

Audience: raucous laughter, fireworks

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 23h

Finally we’re going to bring back sitcoms where the audience goes “ooooooh” when someone is in trouble

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

I believe in Bluesky. Bluesky has made me my fortune. And I have raised my daughter in the Bluesky fashion.

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

Hope that happens eventually tbh

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

Check out my cat Go-Go. She’s a dainty mistress.

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TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

Once that monkey started biting I was like “oh no, I’m going to see an artery getting ripped out, aren’t I?”

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 1d

I think what's bothering me about all these statements I'm seeing from politicians that are variations of "Israeli hostages and Palestinians are returning to their homes, yay" is that Israelis are returning to their homes and Palestinians are returning to uninhabitable post apocalyptic rubble.