TK to the MAX
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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
I figured out that she looks exactly like this girl:
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I figured out that she looks exactly like this girl:
did this just this afternoon
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
did this just this afternoon
I can’t get enough of the dog in the Northern Exposure episode where Maggie’s boyfriend Rick returns in dog form. Just look at this guy. LOOK AT HIM.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I can’t get enough of the dog in the Northern Exposure episode where Maggie’s boyfriend Rick returns in dog form. Just look at this guy. LOOK AT HIM.
The cavalry just attacked the Loyalists at Cowpens and my boyfriend literally yelled at the tv “WHO TAUGHT THEM HOW TO DO THAT ASSHOLE?”
Could someone replace “italian” in this pic with “polish” for me, please?
Could someone replace “italian” in this pic with “polish” for me, please?
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The cavalry just attacked the Loyalists at Cowpens and my boyfriend literally yelled at the tv “WHO TAUGHT THEM HOW TO DO THAT ASSHOLE?”
Could someone replace “italian” in this pic with “polish” for me, please?
Could someone replace “italian” in this pic with “polish” for me, please?
Like of course eggheads at The Simpsons to line up the Battle of Ticonderoga and Whacking Day but I wasn’t expecting this from Redgewood Rentertainment
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Like of course eggheads at The Simpsons to line up the Battle of Ticonderoga and Whacking Day but I wasn’t expecting this from Redgewood Rentertainment
The oldest pics on my phone are from when I saw The Raincoats
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The oldest pics on my phone are from when I saw The Raincoats
Justice for my (possibly) intersex boo
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Justice for my (possibly) intersex boo
Joe Hill biopic that’s real sexy
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Joe Hill biopic that’s real sexy
“infant massage therapist”
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
“infant massage therapist”
She is one of my style idols
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
She is one of my style idols
This goes both ways
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
This goes both ways
Egypt/Palestine area from a plane this summer.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Egypt/Palestine area from a plane this summer.
In one of my barista jobs Chris Matthews came in and demanded coffee-flavored coffee. Always made me think of this Onion headline:
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In one of my barista jobs Chris Matthews came in and demanded coffee-flavored coffee. Always made me think of this Onion headline:
Disappointed to see that Ken Burns no longer has his modified Dorothy Hamill cut
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Disappointed to see that Ken Burns no longer has his modified Dorothy Hamill cut
that last comment
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
that last comment
I went to Key West a few years ago, saw this, and listened to the nudist guys episode on the drive back to Miami
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I went to Key West a few years ago, saw this, and listened to the nudist guys episode on the drive back to Miami
When the air gets dry in my apartment
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
When the air gets dry in my apartment
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
I’m gonna take a nap
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m gonna take a nap
I saved a lot of Simpsons memes from this time and they still bring me joy
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I saved a lot of Simpsons memes from this time and they still bring me joy
Post you from a different era. My late 2000s basement show low rise jeans era never again
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Post you from a different era. My late 2000s basement show low rise jeans era never again
