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There are three days a month I fucking dare you to say this to my face.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There are three days a month I fucking dare you to say this to my face.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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it's funny to be named George Herbert Walker Bush and name your kid George Walker Bush. keepin a lil slice of name for yourself
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
it's funny to be named George Herbert Walker Bush and name your kid George Walker Bush. keepin a lil slice of name for yourself
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Rapture Day feels
a man with a mustache sits on a yellow swing
Alt: A man with a mustache sits on a yellow swing, then a dinner plate, and then a yard. He's alone. Waiting. And waiting. And waiting. He's sad that all his friends and family have been raptured, but he's still on earth.
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Rapture Day feels
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if you have an amazing vibe it’s ok to be late for work
September 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
if you have an amazing vibe it’s ok to be late for work
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shit, the jig is up; ronnie is onto us
August 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
shit, the jig is up; ronnie is onto us
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Those of you who think Sydney Sweeney is "all that" have obviously never seen a woman perform a Whipple Procedure on The DaVinci Robotic Surgical System
August 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Those of you who think Sydney Sweeney is "all that" have obviously never seen a woman perform a Whipple Procedure on The DaVinci Robotic Surgical System
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I'm already looking forward to tomorrow's coffee.
July 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I'm already looking forward to tomorrow's coffee.
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i still haven’t heard a cogent response as to why i should earnestly debate someone who peddles race theories and wants to take away my right to vote
July 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i still haven’t heard a cogent response as to why i should earnestly debate someone who peddles race theories and wants to take away my right to vote
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far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
July 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic
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It’s okay to let insects take over your home they’ve been here longer than us they know what they’re doing
June 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s okay to let insects take over your home they’ve been here longer than us they know what they’re doing
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modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
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a McDonald’s hash brown won’t save me but it won’t not save me either
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
a McDonald’s hash brown won’t save me but it won’t not save me either
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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And thus with the breaking of April did humankind gain both self-awareness and shame, for the Fool had been inside each of us all along.
April 1, 2024 at 2:06 PM
And thus with the breaking of April did humankind gain both self-awareness and shame, for the Fool had been inside each of us all along.
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it’s gonna be so sick at the end of handmaids tale season 6 when they all vote to end gilead and go
back to how things were
back to how things were
March 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
it’s gonna be so sick at the end of handmaids tale season 6 when they all vote to end gilead and go
back to how things were
back to how things were
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surely this cup of sleepy time tea will fix me
March 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
surely this cup of sleepy time tea will fix me
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if stuff "just works" where you live-the water's clean, trash goes away, bridges don't collapse--you can live in an illusion that
a) this place is clean because YOU are clean (not because it is cleanED for you)
b) maybe you don't need those services anyway (bc you don't understand what they do)
a) this place is clean because YOU are clean (not because it is cleanED for you)
b) maybe you don't need those services anyway (bc you don't understand what they do)
March 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
if stuff "just works" where you live-the water's clean, trash goes away, bridges don't collapse--you can live in an illusion that
a) this place is clean because YOU are clean (not because it is cleanED for you)
b) maybe you don't need those services anyway (bc you don't understand what they do)
a) this place is clean because YOU are clean (not because it is cleanED for you)
b) maybe you don't need those services anyway (bc you don't understand what they do)
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how to make countertop coffee!
March 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
how to make countertop coffee!
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us? the nation who ate Tide Pods? has resurrected measles??? I don’t believe it.
March 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
us? the nation who ate Tide Pods? has resurrected measles??? I don’t believe it.
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.
February 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.