Joan le Sensenic
@sensenic.bsky.social
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Dork magna cum laude, #EpicPal master. Not much to say. Also: @[email protected] on Mastodon @joan_sensenic on Twitter, but as read only, not posting any more on there.
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Fil de coses xules q me vagi currant x aquí
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160. 🎬 #DraculaALoveTale
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#DraculaALoveTale was essentially the same fanfic as Coppola's, but with more changes and a bit of The Perfume in it because why not. It was fun enough, but felt very unnecessary.
The Q&A after the movie is neat, though, things you can only get in #Sitges2025.
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Dracula: A Love Tale (2025) ⭐ 6.1 | Fantasy, Horror, Romance
2h 9m
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sensenic.bsky.social
#DraculaALoveTale was essentially the same fanfic as Coppola's, but with more changes and a bit of The Perfume in it because why not. It was fun enough, but felt very unnecessary.
The Q&A after the movie is neat, though, things you can only get in #Sitges2025.
m.imdb.com/title/tt3143...
Dracula: A Love Tale (2025) ⭐ 6.1 | Fantasy, Horror, Romance
2h 9m
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ianboudreau.com
I think the idea of "cancel culture" persists mainly because it conveniently is some outside force acting on someone rather than them torching their reputation all on their own
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159. 🎬 #SisuRoadToRevenge
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#SisuRoadToRevenge was fun & funny enough, great movie for #Sitges2025. I liked the Road part better than the Revenge part, which obliterated what little suspension of disbelief I had left. Why TF is everybody speaking English though?
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Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025) ⭐ 7.5 | Action, War
1h 28m
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sensenic.bsky.social
#SisuRoadToRevenge was fun & funny enough, great movie for #Sitges2025. I liked the Road part better than the Revenge part, which obliterated what little suspension of disbelief I had left. Why TF is everybody speaking English though?
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Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025) ⭐ 7.5 | Action, War
1h 28m
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sensenic.bsky.social
158. 🎬 #ผีใช้ได้ค่ะ / #AUsefulGhost
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#ผีใช้ได้ค่ะ / #AUsefulGhost està bé en idea i missatge, i comença molt bé, enginyosa i divertida, però a mesura q avança i es posa seriosa es torna mooolt lenta i pesada i té com 10 finals. #Sitges2025
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A Useful Ghost (2025) ⭐ 7.0 | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
2h 10m
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sensenic.bsky.social
#ผีใช้ได้ค่ะ / #AUsefulGhost està bé en idea i missatge, i comença molt bé, enginyosa i divertida, però a mesura q avança i es posa seriosa es torna mooolt lenta i pesada i té com 10 finals. #Sitges2025
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A Useful Ghost (2025) ⭐ 7.0 | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
2h 10m
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antlervel.vet
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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edubarcelona.bsky.social
Y es que, qué puede hacer la familia rica del pueblo o ciudad ante los grandes fondos de inversión internacionales?
NADA,por eso ahora quieren ponerles freno a esta locura de entregar nuestras ciudades a los ultra ricos,porque ahora también afecta a las familias ricas, ya no solo a los trabajadores.
tyrexito.bsky.social
Más vale tardísimo que nunca. Hasta en algunos PPs locales se empiezan a dar cuenta de que el plan Ayusergui de entrega de nuestras ciudades a los mercaderes nos arroja a la exclusión de la ciudadanía real.
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Palma dice basta: fin al alquiler turístico y a la ciudad como parque temático
El Ayuntamiento limita las 639 licencias existentes y veta nuevos alojamientos: un giro histórico contra la turistificación salvaje.
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sensenic.bsky.social
sensenic.bsky.social
#Opus was a cool thriller, quick paced and entertaining. Rather standard, but competently done & great #Sitges2025 material. Malkovich was not very convincing as a sexy singer, though... 😅
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Opus (2025) ⭐ 5.7 | Drama, Music, Thriller
1h 44m | R
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sensenic.bsky.social
#Opus was a cool thriller, quick paced and entertaining. Rather standard, but competently done & great #Sitges2025 material. Malkovich was not very convincing as a sexy singer, though... 😅
m.imdb.com/title/tt2992...
Opus (2025) ⭐ 5.7 | Drama, Music, Thriller
1h 44m | R
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gaudipern.bsky.social
The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.
sensenic.bsky.social
156. 🎬 #IfIHadLegsIdKickYou
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#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou was looking fine as a very black satire but it gets way over the top as it goes, and it becomes Too Much, to the point it takes me out.
#Sitges2025
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) ⭐ 7.3 | Comedy, Drama, Thriller
1h 53m | R
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sensenic.bsky.social
#IfIHadLegsIdKickYou was looking fine as a very black satire but it gets way over the top as it goes, and it becomes Too Much, to the point it takes me out.
#Sitges2025
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) ⭐ 7.3 | Comedy, Drama, Thriller
1h 53m | R
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gingerhaze.bsky.social
Oh here’s an old She-Ra piece I never posted bc it’s wonky as hell but I still like that butt
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frankexchange.bsky.social
I certainly hope nobody will ask Visa, American Express and PayPal if that's not against their ToS. :3
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sinsational.bsky.social
i feel like "infinitely generating AI waifus for a reasonably affluent demographic" hoping to skate by on whales handing your machine tens of thousands of dollars is a lot less viable than people think it is. this works for gachas explicitly because it doesn't require per-use maintenance costs
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catacalypto.bsky.social
this is the “break glass in case of not enough potentially monetizing users”
quantian.bsky.social
October 2025
AI gooning is the master of the Internet
Only Claude stands against it
Waifus are now battlefields
sensenic.bsky.social
sensenic.bsky.social
#Bulk was another of those that make you wonder what they were smoking & it's all meta, about cinema & storytelling. Unlike the "diamond" one, tho, this one was not headache inducing & the excuse plot was more coherent, so I was able to enjoy it & laugh along.
#Sitges2025
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Bulk (2025) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Romance, Sci-Fi
1h 35m
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sensenic.bsky.social
#Bulk was another of those that make you wonder what they were smoking & it's all meta, about cinema & storytelling. Unlike the "diamond" one, tho, this one was not headache inducing & the excuse plot was more coherent, so I was able to enjoy it & laugh along.
#Sitges2025
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Bulk (2025) ⭐ 5.6 | Action, Romance, Sci-Fi
1h 35m
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daisyfm.net
What if corporations talked about other things we don't want the same way they talk about AI?

"Poisonous mushrooms are here to stay, so here's 10 delicious poisonous mushroom recipes!"

"Mosquitoes are here to stay, so our new line of laptops are filled with live mosquitoes!"
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papapishu.bsky.social
Due to complex copyright reasons they can’t use the spider man set online so they had to come up with a set that’s exactly the same but with none of the spider man stuff, so they made a fantasy equivalent for the bagel.
Perfected Pastry card 1

Artifact - Food
Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1
counter on up to one target creature.
Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
2
, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3
life and draw a card.

A mouse who is a chef holds up a pastry