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DUMBASS BONES WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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beatskelton.bsky.social
THE PLAGIARISM MACHINE APPEALS TO "IDEA GUYS" WITH ZERO IDEAS.
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shaxbert.bsky.social
I realize that, as a guy primarily known for drawing established characters radically out of their intended contexts, I have no real leg to stand on here, but:

Why is the height of AI creativity always some vapid, sauceless bullshit like "duhhh Marilyn Monroe as the Mother of Dragons, cool"
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fanboymaster.bsky.social
"We go on forever" say three characters whose only shot at being known by a child after the 90s is showing up in fortnite after a paperwork mixup
amandawtwong.bsky.social
Don't worry, American culture was also threatened by the ninja turtles based on nothing but "New is bad, old is good"
An ad with classic cartoon characters Fred Flintstone, Dennis the Menace, and Woody Woodpecker with the caption "Turtles Come And Turtles Go, But We Go On Forever"
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davidgerard.co.uk
AI video generators. Note that Sora 2 seems to be about as bad as Google Veo.

You get impressive demo clips out of these things by generating a *zillion* clips and only putting up your few successes. "I meant to do that." And never share your prompt, else others might try too and go "wtf."
beatskelton.bsky.social
THE PART THAT REALLY STUCK WITH ME WAS WHEN HE POINTED OUT THAT THE PEOPLE POSTING CLIPS AND GOING "WOW SO AMAZING" NEVER SHARE THEIR PROMPTS, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REVEAL THAT THE USELESS MACHINE FUCKED UP VERY BASIC DIRECTIONS.
IT CAN ONLY CREATE CLIPS THAT LOOK IMPRESSIVE IN COMPLETE ISOLATION.
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honkhonkhonkhonkho.bsky.social
Don't forget that you only ever get CLIPS. You never get coherent *scenes*. Like give me five minutes with recognizably the same characters in recognizably the same area? It can't fucking do that.
beatskelton.bsky.social
YEAH THAT WOULD GET ME ONBOARD FOR THE NEXT MOVIE PROBABLY.
beatskelton.bsky.social
THE PART THAT REALLY STUCK WITH ME WAS WHEN HE POINTED OUT THAT THE PEOPLE POSTING CLIPS AND GOING "WOW SO AMAZING" NEVER SHARE THEIR PROMPTS, BECAUSE THAT WOULD REVEAL THAT THE USELESS MACHINE FUCKED UP VERY BASIC DIRECTIONS.
IT CAN ONLY CREATE CLIPS THAT LOOK IMPRESSIVE IN COMPLETE ISOLATION.
beatskelton.bsky.social
EVERY TIME I SEE A TERRIBLE BULLSHIT POST LIKE THIS ONE, I THINK ABOUT DAVID GERARD'S EXCELLENT SERIES OF VIDEOS ON HOW BAD AI VIDEO IS AT ACTUALLY FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS AND HOW EVERYTHING IT SPITS OUT IS LESS THAN USELESS FOR THE CREATION OF ACTUAL FILM.
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beatskelton.bsky.social
IT REALLY WAS A SPECIAL KIND OF EVIL THAT BROUGHT OUT THE ABSOLUTE WORST IN LITERALLY EVERYBODY.
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sherbetdreams.bsky.social
...I am so glad that I didn't actually bother looking into Hetalia when some of my friends were into it

Tbh I think it was actually just one person, but the vibes just felt off to me. I didn't know why at the time but if this is any indication I dodged not just any bullet, but 50 BM fuckin' G.
beatskelton.bsky.social
ADMITTEDLY THE SERIES DIDN'T EXPLICITLY TELL IT'S FANS TO POST MOE JOSEPH GOEBBELS FANART BUT THEY STILL DID THAT AND I STILL HAD TO SEE IT.
beatskelton.bsky.social
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE PHOTOS OF COSPLAYERS POSING IN FRONT OF A HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL.
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drrehaminator.bsky.social
Every time I hear the phrase "Hetalia cosplay community" the Kill Bill siren goes off in my head
beatskelton.bsky.social
ADMITTEDLY THE SERIES DIDN'T EXPLICITLY TELL IT'S FANS TO POST MOE JOSEPH GOEBBELS FANART BUT THEY STILL DID THAT AND I STILL HAD TO SEE IT.
beatskelton.bsky.social
I GENUINELY DIDN'T REALIZE THAT GAME HAD AN "END" THAT A PERSON COULD REACH.
beatskelton.bsky.social
I MEAN I GUESS I TECHNICALLY BEAT HORRIBLE ARTGAME DINNER DATE AND WORTHLESS SHOVELWEAR VNS SAKURA SPIRIT AND SAKURA SANTA BUT COUNTING THOSE FEELS LIKE CHEATING.
beatskelton.bsky.social
I'M STRUGGLING TO THINK OF A GAME I DISRESPECT MORE THAN BIOSHOCK INFINITE THAT I MADE IT TO THE CREDITS ON AND I'M DRAWING A COMPLETE BLANK.
lexluddy.xyz
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
beatskelton.bsky.social
"THE PSYCHIC A-LISTERS THEY RELY ON" IS SENDING ME.
garypanton.co.uk
Obsessed with the look of sheer delight on the women these magazines always insist on pairing their most harrowing headlines with.
The cover of a magazine showing a woman's delighted face next to: TRUE HORROR: MURDERED ON HALLOWEEN - and her boy saw everything The cover of a magazine with a grinning woman above the headline: RAISED BY A CANNIBAL. DAD KILLED, COOKED AND ATE HIS GIRLFRIEND. A magazine cover with a smiling woman above the headline: A DEMON MADE MY COUSIN BEDBOUND. Could I set him free?
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brainmage.bsky.social
"I used AI to generate videos of girls who wanted me" BRING BACK BULLYING! STUFF THESE NERDS IN LOCKERS *IMMEDIATELY*! EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES WITH THEM UNWEDGIED IS TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND GALLONS OF WATER SQUANDERED!!!
beatskelton.bsky.social
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
I'M SO VERY SORRY.