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DUMBASS BONES WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Today is the 10th anniversary of one of the stupidest tweets ever written
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I DON'T WANNA HEAR A SINGLE FUCKING WORD ABOUT PARTICIPATION TROPHIES EVER AGAIN.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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this is just wrong
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
THINKING ABOUT THE BLOCKS I'VE EARNED AND GOING "FUCK YEAH."
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
TRYING TO FIND THE ANCIENT PENNY ARCADE STRIP AND HAVING NO LUCK BECAUSE "FUCK YOU! AND ME! LET'S JUST KEEP, YOU KNOW, FUCKING" IS NOT AN HELPFUL SEARCH ENGINE INPUT.
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.

Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
IT IS BITTER-BITTER
BUT I LIKE IT BECAUSE IT IS BITTER
AND BECAUSE IT IS MY HEART.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'M NOT A PATIENT MAN. I SAID I'D DO IT AND I'M FUCKIN DOING IT.
FUCK IT I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I think I may or may not shamelessly copy this idea to do EDM albums I love
IT'S SYSTEM OF A DOWN YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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a billionaire who sees undermining political sovereignty as an alternative to paying a relatively minor fine is a problem that will have to be dealt with eventually
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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"capitalism promotes efficient use of resources"
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Strangest part of this is hearing Weird Al do an actual cover
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Anti-ICE poster spotted in Portland, Oregon
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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This is the energy we need from everyone
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
SAME.
Advent bird No. 3

Black-headed gull

Scientific name: Croicocephalus ridibundus

Alternative name: No-Such-Thing-As-A-Seagull-Actually Bird, Squawking Chipnick.

Finnish name: naurulokki

Song: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Advent bird No. 3

Black-headed gull

Scientific name: Croicocephalus ridibundus

Alternative name: No-Such-Thing-As-A-Seagull-Actually Bird, Squawking Chipnick.

Finnish name: naurulokki

Song: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).

It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.

Make sure you have these disabled.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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A TikTok User has posted a photo of subway workers removing Yoshi from the train tracks. https://kotaku.com/yoshi-classon-avenue-g-train-station-tracks-tiktok-2000650930
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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this was so authentic it made me go look up the actual print ad to compare
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING DISCORD CHECKPOINT! THIS IS AN EXCELLENT THING THAT I'M SUPER PSYCHED DISCORD DID! I CAN'T WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR!
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM