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Rachelle

@rasm69.bsky.social

2.7K followers 980 following 620 posts

Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse Canamerican My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:22h7qlveuxl2dlvxyp6lbmup/feed/aaah7b7zkxgce

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m-m-m-mike☺︎!👻 @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 12h

So sad that Billy the Kid never grew up to become William the Goat

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

[walks into the tire shop]

I see tread people

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 1d

they should make charging cables that bite cats

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 4d

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you for your kind of words.

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Crystall..rocks @in2thenever.bsky.social · 5d

Shatter..
The absolves.
The chains
I've worn.

Consecrate..
The darkness

From where
My demons..
Are born.💫🖤

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 6d

"Country roads, take me home."
-Google Maps: How about a goat-haunted gas station, a flat tire, and zero signal instead? But hey, you’ll have that song stuck in your head! So...Win!

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Crystall..rocks @in2thenever.bsky.social · 5d

Let go
Of the..
Pulpit.

Let..
Silence
Descend.

In the..
Restless
Hours..
Of night.

My true
Self..
Ascends.💫🖤

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5d

I’m obsessed with grizzlies, bear in mind.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5d

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 6d

oh ffs...trees

~ me, walking into a forest

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5d

Remember that time when everything was perfect for about 20 minutes?

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 6d

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking please explain.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 7d

If I say “huh?” like 3 times, I’m almost there.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 16d

Yeah you say you're old but do you have a "good" broom?

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16d

I’m not shallow I’m empty get it right.

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 9d

*says less when fewer is correct*

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 17d

It's impossible to drink root beer and be in a bad mood

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17d

The c in scent is quiet today. Too quiet.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17d

If Goethe was so smart why didn't he know there's an r in his name?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18d

Me: I can taste and smell letters.

Her: You have synesthesia?

Me: No, I’m eating alphabet soup.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18d

Lancelot would be a great name for a doctor who treats boils.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 10d

Her fragrance was ethereal, like Bounce dryer sheets left out in the rain, both mundane and haunting.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 9d

Talking to some people is like saying Worcestershire sauce over and over.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 9d

Yes I'm still watching, Netflix, and it's not like you don't have things to be ashamed of.

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