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BronxCheer
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· Oct 23
"We're living with decisions made by people so long dead we can't even piss on their bones". ~ T. Kingfisher, The Wonder Engine
Check out my big log!
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Check out my big log!
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gobble gobble mfers
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gobble gobble mfers
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"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
Please enjoy a Christmas album I've enjoyed since I grew ears...
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Please enjoy a Christmas album I've enjoyed since I grew ears...
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may you all have no dirty dishes this evening
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
may you all have no dirty dishes this evening
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone quietly bracing for impact.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone quietly bracing for impact.
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EVERYONE ACT NATURAL
November 13, 2024 at 4:10 PM
EVERYONE ACT NATURAL
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This One Trick Involving a Toothpick and a Potato Peeler Will Save You Four Hours In the Kitchen Today
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This One Trick Involving a Toothpick and a Potato Peeler Will Save You Four Hours In the Kitchen Today
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Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours!
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How many drinks does it take to get to the center of your inner peace?
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How many drinks does it take to get to the center of your inner peace?
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
Whoever finds my knuckle skin in the mashed potatoes wins the bobby prize!
#thanksgiving
#thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Whoever finds my knuckle skin in the mashed potatoes wins the bobby prize!
#thanksgiving
#thanksgiving
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Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
Whoever recommended I roast my potatoes for mash, GFY. I made clumpy glue, wasting 2 sticks of butter and have to start all over again.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Whoever recommended I roast my potatoes for mash, GFY. I made clumpy glue, wasting 2 sticks of butter and have to start all over again.
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starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
starting a fight in the family group chat about how to pronounce pecan
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watching clueless people buying a frozen turkey today and just thinking “oh honey”
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
watching clueless people buying a frozen turkey today and just thinking “oh honey”
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for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
for thanksgiving i want turkey pot pie
in that order
in that order
Do you know anyone who's ever said, "I love this car, I bought it after seeing an ad while playing sudoku"?
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do you know anyone who's ever said, "I love this car, I bought it after seeing an ad while playing sudoku"?
Just wiped w toilet paper warmed by the heater below it and reached a new level of nirvana.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just wiped w toilet paper warmed by the heater below it and reached a new level of nirvana.
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I’ve been through the desert with a whore with some pain, it felt good to go a little insane
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’ve been through the desert with a whore with some pain, it felt good to go a little insane
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
April 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
imagine not being able to use your imagination.
wrong
wrong
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Letting myself go, like it’s my job
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Letting myself go, like it’s my job
Yes autocorrect, please keep lookout for any job opossums, that'd be super helpful.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yes autocorrect, please keep lookout for any job opossums, that'd be super helpful.