Katie Didn’t
@porkchophair.bsky.social
enjoy the process 💜
•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
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•I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else•
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
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Katie Didn’t
@porkchophair.bsky.social
· Jun 23
*Random Self-Aware Plant just screams forever*
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who up defying their generational curse
September 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
who up defying their generational curse
*crosses Velcro shoes into an X to feel wild again*
September 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
*crosses Velcro shoes into an X to feel wild again*
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Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
September 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
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THE INVENTOR OF NEWS: okay, don’t be mad but HEY I SAID DON’T BE MAD OKAY YOU’RE MAD I GET IT BUT
September 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
THE INVENTOR OF NEWS: okay, don’t be mad but HEY I SAID DON’T BE MAD OKAY YOU’RE MAD I GET IT BUT
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What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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It’s been a few difficult decades working as a Hold-It-Togetherer, but I’ve really found a new, wild freedom accepting a job as the Fall-Aparterer.
January 2, 2024 at 3:27 PM
It’s been a few difficult decades working as a Hold-It-Togetherer, but I’ve really found a new, wild freedom accepting a job as the Fall-Aparterer.
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Please be patient while I fly off this handle.
September 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Please be patient while I fly off this handle.
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Call me on my landmine.
September 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Call me on my landmine.
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imagine hating me and I’m just over here perfecting my brownie recipe for you
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
imagine hating me and I’m just over here perfecting my brownie recipe for you
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I kinda feel like we should be getting new renditions of "we didn't start the fire" way more often than we do now.
September 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I kinda feel like we should be getting new renditions of "we didn't start the fire" way more often than we do now.
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Things just fall off of me throughout the day. Insects, red pepper flakes, change. But never my will to attract. Or magnets.
August 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Things just fall off of me throughout the day. Insects, red pepper flakes, change. But never my will to attract. Or magnets.
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Me and the homies are gonna bequeath ancient amulets upon each other later if you wanna come through
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Me and the homies are gonna bequeath ancient amulets upon each other later if you wanna come through
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*about to have sex*
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
*about to have sex*
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
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What's stage of dystopia is it when they criminalise helping the poor?
August 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What's stage of dystopia is it when they criminalise helping the poor?
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looking up into the night sky forgetting where we were
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
looking up into the night sky forgetting where we were
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My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
August 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
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I used to think I could change the world and now I’m proud of myself for changing my sheets
January 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I used to think I could change the world and now I’m proud of myself for changing my sheets
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i want people to be happy but i also want people to write sad songs.
August 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i want people to be happy but i also want people to write sad songs.
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I think it’s important to remember that “the village idiot” isn’t necessarily that village’s ONLY idiot, he’s just the most famous one
August 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I think it’s important to remember that “the village idiot” isn’t necessarily that village’s ONLY idiot, he’s just the most famous one
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Me: God, I suck
dog: no ur awesome
Me: I'm just the worst
dog: no ur the best
Me: I hate myself
dog: [puts head in my lap] good thing I love u enough for both of us
dog: no ur awesome
Me: I'm just the worst
dog: no ur the best
Me: I hate myself
dog: [puts head in my lap] good thing I love u enough for both of us
August 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Me: God, I suck
dog: no ur awesome
Me: I'm just the worst
dog: no ur the best
Me: I hate myself
dog: [puts head in my lap] good thing I love u enough for both of us
dog: no ur awesome
Me: I'm just the worst
dog: no ur the best
Me: I hate myself
dog: [puts head in my lap] good thing I love u enough for both of us
“Someday I’ll show my teen a video they haven’t already seen before,” I whisper into my morning coffee.
August 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“Someday I’ll show my teen a video they haven’t already seen before,” I whisper into my morning coffee.
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I like to tell people I'm "battling my demons." It sounds so much cooler than sitting around knowing why I suck and wondering why that doesn't fix it
December 14, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I like to tell people I'm "battling my demons." It sounds so much cooler than sitting around knowing why I suck and wondering why that doesn't fix it
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you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
August 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
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Who needs a good looking man when you have a cabinet full of good looking jars
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Who needs a good looking man when you have a cabinet full of good looking jars