Rowan
mzrowan.bsky.social
Rowan
@mzrowan.bsky.social
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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practicing for when my friend asked if I brought the shareware version of doom
a man is looking at himself in a mirror while holding a card .
Alt: hackers movie main guy lifts a 3.5 inch floppy disk from pockets looking in mirror like tough guy drawing guns.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I just saw a video titled "I made a shirt for my husband, and you can too."

Lady, I've got enough on my plate without sewing a shirt for your husband.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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London Ent-erground
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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this type of behaviour is 100% APPROVED.
One night in Mankato, Minnesota during 1993 I managed to get drinks bought for me all night long by pretending to be the guitarist from Jesus Jones.
Did a college radio interview in the morning.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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beneficent cumberscrunge
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Peak Philadelphia here.
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Kinda funny that a dimensional portal to an evil glam-rock-fuelled space empire feels more plausible than a Jets QB with a .500 record

www.denofgeek.com/movies/flash...
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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My new fanfic pins are here! I added new tropes too.

I keep wanting to retire these designs, but I keep getting asked for restocks and more tags - so ok ok, I got you ♥️

You can enjoy 10% off right now till Dec 8th!

Thank you for any shares!

www.seateas.store
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Guy who’s rich enough to buy off a duchy but not a whole continent voice: for principled, idealistic reasons I am calling for the continent to be abolished in favor of several dozen duchies.
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I'm in trouble at home again for framing the fall of Lucifer as a labour dispute.

Apparently it's fine in my head, but shouldn't be expressed in front of children.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Slow Horses/Only Fools and Horses crossover would be wild
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Our gorgeous #WakeUpDeadMan end credit portraits, painted from life by Isabella Watling. We’re still in theaters, see my pinned post for a theater finder!
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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"baby you need to back up"

"shut uuuuup"

This is literally just the conversation with the bouncer outside every pub in Manly
Not sure I've ever heard anything quite so intensely Australian as the commentary on this clip, I am CRYING
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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that backgrounding in the shot is incredible
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.
not sure why the makers of star trek think there is a deficit of sex on that show. when they said "go where no man has gone before" they were talking about james t. kirk being a ho
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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This is your occasional reminder that, if you like Neil Gaiman's stuff, but can't bring yourself to like it anymore for justifiable reasons, Tanith Lee is the author he is credibly accused of extensively cribbing from, and her work is on Audible, and AMAZING.
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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All right, crafty folks.
I need everyone who sees this to keep a look out for the following shawls. They were lost by FedEx on the way to Barcelona Knits, and have been declared "unrecoverable".
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This is thoussands of euros of work & materials, not to mention their value at Trunk Shows & Workshops.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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I always think of the old hippy poster "what if schools were funded and the Air Force had to hold a bake sale," with the additional sting of the US government doesn't even pay to take care of the people in the military, just the weapons. Spend my taxes on caring for people! Including mail service!
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM