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Just another bozo on this bus: please deflate your shoes before entering. The artist formerly known as dr_memory@twit (and same on livejournal, remember them?) and currently also known as @[email protected] on mastodon.

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Death to the newsletter-industrial complex.

Stop paying people to feed your own opinions back to you with more adjectives.
Geeze Scott, shocking how you are the only sane man left after every formerly valid interlocutor on both the right and the left proved themselves unworthy. What an amazing coincidence that was in no way easily predictable from the mountain of verbal grey goo that comprises your career to date.
/2 Anway this . . . . this is quite something
January 19, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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Can anyone explain to me how the WTO suddenly disappeared? For 20 years I heard nothing but globalization through poenalties set by the WTO and then what happened? Where is it?
"Wat is het handelsverdrag met de VS nog waard?"

- Macron

Macron pleit voor het uitvoeren van de anti-coercion instrument als reactie op Trumps acties richting Groenland en individuele EU-lidstaten.
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Saw on Instagram that some local mansion is getting torn down and replaced with a five-story apartment building and of course the xomments are full people crying about Brooklyn becoming "only for rich people".

Brothers in Christ who do you think owned and sold the mansion.
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Eventual consistency being extremely eventual at the bsky appview today. Curious if this is global or a side-effect of one of my posts taking off.
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Welcome new followers. I should warn you that while my political opinions are always impeccably correct, the level of bisexual thirst trap posting on this account is not zero.

On a completely related note, here's a picture of Manny Jacinto and Dianne Doan.
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I hate to say it, but if you have some way of watching 60 Minutes that will feed into some sort of direct count of how many viewers this segment gets (ie: via streaming) it would probably behoove us all to do that.

Money talks and bullshit walks.
According to Brian Stelter, 60 Minutes is finally airing the "Inside CECOT" story that Bari Weiss shelved.

She made Sharyn Alfonsi fly to DC to get an interview with Tom Homan and Kristi Noem for the segment, but both refused.

So it'll run tonight -- with no promotion and against the NFL playoffs.
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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According to Brian Stelter, 60 Minutes is finally airing the "Inside CECOT" story that Bari Weiss shelved.

She made Sharyn Alfonsi fly to DC to get an interview with Tom Homan and Kristi Noem for the segment, but both refused.

So it'll run tonight -- with no promotion and against the NFL playoffs.
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Okay hats off. Mamdani’s media team are really, really good. So much of this job is understanding that mayor of NYC is a faintly ridiculous gig: you’re the most powerful schmendrick in the city and that’s it. You can either lean into it or get steamrollered by it.
More public restrooms across our city?
Relief for all New Yorkers.
January 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I have at this point one and exactly one question I want answered by any would be Democratic presidential candidate and that’s “will you order the FBI and DHS to cooperate with a Minnesota grand jury for Jonathan Ross even if Trump preemptively pardons him?”
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?

BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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discovered a pretty critical coding error in The Human Body where sometimes the way to feel better when you feel too bad to work out is to work out. this is suboptimal for user experience of The Human Body
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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A reminder that this is the guy dating Nancy Mace's staffer, so when he lies to get you mad at Democrats, he's doing it on purpose.
🚨BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE. POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.

Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.

Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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The core problem is that there is no point bargaining with an oathbreaker.

If a durable agreement with the US was possible, I'd be arguing that Canada, the EU, whoever, should swallow its pride, step back from the brink and make a deal.

But with Trump, he'd just tear it up next week.
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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ALL YOU NEED IS KILL is beautifully animated, but good thing I edited the novel, wrote the treatment for the film, gave notes on the the spec screenplay, wrote the graphic novel, and read the manga because oh boy were they struggling to tell a comprehensible story in the new anime.
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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"Winter is coming"
ICE heads to Minnesota as the triple dip polar vortex starts
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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The biggest thing that blackpilled me on housing costs was a paper from the mid 00s which said "as recently as the 1960s someone who was on drugs who did basic day labor could afford a safe small single room even in expensive cities. In an attempt to remove this cities invented homelessness
Positively shocked that the house magazine of the Manhattan Institute is upset that my book refuses to attribute America's record-high homelessness to "personal choices"—rather than, say, rents outpacing income gains by 325 percent since 1985.
“There Is No Place for Us”: A Sympathetic, but Skewed, Portrait of the Working Homeless
Brian Goldstone’s new book downplays the role of personal choices.
www.city-journal.org
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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"And yet, if you examine the facts on the ground in these debates, NIMBYs are more often right than wrong. After all, who knows better what is right for a community than the people who live there?" lol. lmao.

Pic unrelated.
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
It's really cool and awesome how crime is legal now if you have enough money to bribe the president. (And even better news: he doesn't cost that much.)
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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I can't stop thinking about this article below. It's really worth reading.

Voters are shocked that the presidential candidate that ran with the promise in this photo actually did it

I know I make fun of median voters all the time, but I don't see how you can avoid getting black-pilled reading this
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Sugar Fridays with Bob Mould
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Profiles in fucking courage here.
"Privately, several executives concede they have little appetite for kowtowing to Trump. But advisers say a pragmatic playbook has emerged: show up, make a promise grand enough to flatter the president, and then do as little as possible until his attention shifts elsewhere."
‘Maga has gone Maoist’: corporate America reels as Trump turns interventionist
President’s freewheeling policy proclamations send shockwaves through companies and financial markets
www.ft.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Does the greater "us" know anyone who works at Anthropic? I have a request in re your code review bot. (I promise that it's small, funny, and not insane.)
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Look buddy, somebody decided to start doing urban warfare in Minnesota in January without laying in a supply of Yaktrax and it wasn’t us, if a fucking bucket of water is a problem for you maybe call off your flying fucking monkeys
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 AM