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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 8h

why do replicators always get my name wrong on cups

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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · Aug 27

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 12h

how many starbucks in alpha quadrant

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 1d

why can't the brexit go out in the sunlight

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 1d

starship doors won't open

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 2d

how to erase holodeck history

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 2d

why do nazis keep showing up

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 3d

is humanoid racist

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 3d

locked keys in shuttlecraft

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 4d

pelvic thrust risk of going insane

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 4d

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 5d

fraggle rock coordinates

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 5d

induce pon farr

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 6d

why can't latinum be replicated

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 6d

what was health insurance

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 7d

is it racist to say human resources

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 7d

holodeck and chill

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 8d

do vulcans masturbate

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 8d

do phasers work against cthulhu

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 9d

can time travelers vote

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 9d

mirror universe goatee tutorial

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10d

galaxy class starship keeps rebooting

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 10d

which borg ships go in the square hole

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11d

borg assimilation opt out

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 11d

was boosting a form of flirting

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