Worf Email
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Security personnel,
It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser.
Worf
It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser.
Worf
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Security personnel,
It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser.
Worf
It is time to begin conducting your performance evaluations. Meet in holodeck 3 at 0700. Bring a phaser.
Worf
Lt. Cmdr. Data,
I regret that I neglected to address you by your rank in my previous email. I will be more careful.
Worf
I regret that I neglected to address you by your rank in my previous email. I will be more careful.
Worf
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Lt. Cmdr. Data,
I regret that I neglected to address you by your rank in my previous email. I will be more careful.
Worf
I regret that I neglected to address you by your rank in my previous email. I will be more careful.
Worf
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Bridge crew,
I have not played the latest Walking Dead hologram, so I do not know who dies. Do not tell me. I wish to be surprised.
Worf
I have not played the latest Walking Dead hologram, so I do not know who dies. Do not tell me. I wish to be surprised.
Worf
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bridge crew,
I have not played the latest Walking Dead hologram, so I do not know who dies. Do not tell me. I wish to be surprised.
Worf
I have not played the latest Walking Dead hologram, so I do not know who dies. Do not tell me. I wish to be surprised.
Worf
O’Brien,
What would happen if someone energized a transporter console slider too slowly?
Worf
What would happen if someone energized a transporter console slider too slowly?
Worf
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
O’Brien,
What would happen if someone energized a transporter console slider too slowly?
Worf
What would happen if someone energized a transporter console slider too slowly?
Worf
Data,
I am sorry, but your email was too long. I did not finish reading it. Can you summarize?
Worf
I am sorry, but your email was too long. I did not finish reading it. Can you summarize?
Worf
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Data,
I am sorry, but your email was too long. I did not finish reading it. Can you summarize?
Worf
I am sorry, but your email was too long. I did not finish reading it. Can you summarize?
Worf
Commander Riker,
Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?
Worf
Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?
Worf
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Commander Riker,
Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?
Worf
Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?
Worf
Geordi,
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Geordi,
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly.
Worf
Security personnel,
Commander Riker's backpack full of pokeballs was in his quarters the last time he saw it. Search the ship.
Worf
Commander Riker's backpack full of pokeballs was in his quarters the last time he saw it. Search the ship.
Worf
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Security personnel,
Commander Riker's backpack full of pokeballs was in his quarters the last time he saw it. Search the ship.
Worf
Commander Riker's backpack full of pokeballs was in his quarters the last time he saw it. Search the ship.
Worf
Mother,
How is Alexander? He does not write back to me. Please tell him there is great honor in calling one's father.
Worf
How is Alexander? He does not write back to me. Please tell him there is great honor in calling one's father.
Worf
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Mother,
How is Alexander? He does not write back to me. Please tell him there is great honor in calling one's father.
Worf
How is Alexander? He does not write back to me. Please tell him there is great honor in calling one's father.
Worf
Commander Data,
I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss.
Worf
I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss.
Worf
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Commander Data,
I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss.
Worf
I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss.
Worf
Barclay,
No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth.
By definition a bat’leth is very sharp.
Worf
No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth.
By definition a bat’leth is very sharp.
Worf
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Barclay,
No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth.
By definition a bat’leth is very sharp.
Worf
No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth.
By definition a bat’leth is very sharp.
Worf
All crew,
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
All crew,
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf
Apologies. Apparently we cannot confine all girls to quarters because of an intruder. Only little human BLOND girls will be confined.
Worf
Worf
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Apologies. Apparently we cannot confine all girls to quarters because of an intruder. Only little human BLOND girls will be confined.
Worf
Worf
The energy being may have taken the form of a little human girl. For security, all little human girls are now confined to quarters.
Worf
Worf
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The energy being may have taken the form of a little human girl. For security, all little human girls are now confined to quarters.
Worf
Worf
SECURITY ALERT!
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
SECURITY ALERT!
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
Security personnel,
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Security personnel,
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
Commander Riker,
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Commander Riker,
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
Geordi,
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Geordi,
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
Geordi,
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Geordi,
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
Security personnel,
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Security personnel,
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Engineering,
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Engineering,
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
Geordi,
The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks.
Worf
📎 raktajino.mol
The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks.
Worf
📎 raktajino.mol
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Geordi,
The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks.
Worf
📎 raktajino.mol
The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks.
Worf
📎 raktajino.mol