Miss Emily Anarchy
@msemilystarot.bsky.social
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Newbie #tarot reader,equally amateur human.🇬🇧 Wrong side of 40,still figuring it out. #DailyTarot plus #nsfw & salty stuff I can't say on main. Get a reading: https://msemilystarot.wordpress.com Reading legend: ⤵️Reverse ↗️Jumped 🪄Wands 🪙Coins⚔️Swords🍷Cups
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Hey you!
Yes, YOU THERE!
Want a free #tarot read?
…you ain’t getting one.

But if you donate £10/$12 or equivalent goods to a local #foodbank or animal shelter, I will pull you a 3-card read.
£20/$25 gets you Celtic Cross or Safe Passage spread.

Read on:
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Of course women don’t like the CyberTruck.

Women only want one thing… and it’s a Kom’rk Gauntlet-class starfighter, armed to the teeth and ready to dispense vengeance.

Plus, roomy enough to drop off your clan at football, school or into active battle zones but still stylish. #thisistheway
#tarot 🚖+A🍷⤵️
A modern “chariot” ain’t going anywhere without gas (or these days, full battery.)

And if you’re flat outta mana or your mind’s in the wrong gear,you ain’t gonna get where you want either.

Take a breath. Sort out your head. Then get back on the road with a clear focus and full guages.
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At this point, if Musk suddenly regenerates into John Simm and starts gassing world leaders, I guess we shoulda been warned. #doctorwho #archangel #herecomethedrums
Noted:a US comic/YouTuber has allegedly bought the Warren House,containing a number of occult curios… including one famed Raggedy Ann doll.

And is offering overnights.

Whether this is a Halloween bit or not,be advised ghosts and demons *do* have a sense of humour.

Just maybe not quite like ours.
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What if it spread to the Navy?
“Scenario: stalked by hostile vessel, low sensor profile, unable to pinpoint exact location. Advise.”
“Optimum solution: Z-1km. Allow enemy to pass over you.”
“We’re in a destroyer?”
“Optimum solution, as defined by Admiral James T. Kirk…”
“WHAT-“
“Solution engaged.”
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FYI…
If these services wanted shot of these ads, they could ban domains (dhs.gov, ice.gov etc) and the IAB categories ICE use. It’s simple, and leaves zero TECHNICAL excuse.

So if these ads are still on a service you watch/listen to, make noise. Not just to the owners: to their other sponsors too.
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happy 10 year anniversary to one of the most prophetic tweets of all time @cavalorn.bsky.social
A small sunset secret left for someone to find.
That’s a whole rack of dildos.
And in front of them, some sex toys.
#FTP
#butnotliterally
#FTPinanysenseexceptsexually
Please do - and spread a little karma/cardma.

Speaking of which… one freebie for you.

4⚔️⤵️… don’t push too hard right now, and rest up when you can. You might need your energy for something big…
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I commonly use an owl with my keyboard so needless to say I was hurt and offended when the captcha denied my response.
That’s fascinating. Maybe I’m a dolphin: I’ve been feeling half asleep all week.
She’s right. That’s bonkers and .. why would evolution do that lol.
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'Tis the season for #ShadowWork

Speak what you are ashamed or afraid of, and it begins to lose its power over you 🖤

#WIPsnips: "might"
#witchsky
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This is such a good corrective by @chrisgiles.ft.com to the "working-age welfare spending is exploding/out-of-control" narrative that more & more people seem to see as an incontrovertible fact www.ft.com/content/ee67...
I’ve had dates like that.
Interesting events on the Norwegian/Swedish border, where the Hagland Captain is still stuck next to the Svinesund Bridge having failed to successfully identify the wet bit that runs underneath it.
@ozbigdownunder.com why thank you…
Oh and one for free. Which…
*shuffles*
…Is, oddly enough, the Hung Man. Hunged. HANGED. Hanged Man. Yes. *cough* 😳🤭

Not a bad card in the least, btw. There are days nothing is SUPPOSED to happen…so enjoy hanging out. And maybe use the time to get new perspectives.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Modern prayer: May your gravestone never record how viral you went.
#tarot 🤴🏻+8🪙
Knowledge=Power.

And in today’s world, the right knowledge is still powerful. (AI can’t know everything, and often “hallucinates”).

But knowledge never stands still, and you can train your brain just as much as your muscles. Always be learning: and staying curious helps you stay young.
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ChatGPT produces estimates and probability analysis based on things it’s seen and digested previously.

It doesn’t necessarily take into account when it saw them, seasonality, local tidal changes, or whether or not THIS IS GOING TO KILL YOU.

If you are going on the water, you need accurate info.
A short suggested menu of vengeance from the great Roald Dahl.