Miss Emily Anarchy
@msemilystarot.bsky.social
Newbie #tarot reader,equally amateur human.🇬🇧
Wrong side of 40,still figuring it out.
#DailyTarot plus #nsfw & salty stuff I can't say on main.
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Wrong side of 40,still figuring it out.
#DailyTarot plus #nsfw & salty stuff I can't say on main.
Get a reading: https://msemilystarot.wordpress.com
Reading legend: ⤵️Reverse ↗️Jumped
🪄Wands 🪙Coins⚔️Swords🍷Cups
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Hey you!
Yes, YOU THERE!
Want a free #tarot read?
…you ain’t getting one.
But if you donate £10/$12 or equivalent goods to a local #foodbank or animal shelter, I will pull you a 3-card read.
£20/$25 gets you Celtic Cross or Safe Passage spread.
Read on:
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Yes, YOU THERE!
Want a free #tarot read?
…you ain’t getting one.
But if you donate £10/$12 or equivalent goods to a local #foodbank or animal shelter, I will pull you a 3-card read.
£20/$25 gets you Celtic Cross or Safe Passage spread.
Read on:
msemilystarot.wordpress.com/get-a-reading/
Tip when dining in the UK:
There “Indian” food.
(Which is often really Bangladeshi.)
And then there are Authentic Indian restaurants. Often found in the Midlands. Where the actual diaspora eat out.
Reader, your soul and tastebuds need to gird themselves for terror if you don’t know the difference.
There “Indian” food.
(Which is often really Bangladeshi.)
And then there are Authentic Indian restaurants. Often found in the Midlands. Where the actual diaspora eat out.
Reader, your soul and tastebuds need to gird themselves for terror if you don’t know the difference.
There is a new Thai place by work that just opened. I knew I'd like it because they give you a spice option. Under Thai Spicy they note: No Mercy No Refunds.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tip when dining in the UK:
There “Indian” food.
(Which is often really Bangladeshi.)
And then there are Authentic Indian restaurants. Often found in the Midlands. Where the actual diaspora eat out.
Reader, your soul and tastebuds need to gird themselves for terror if you don’t know the difference.
There “Indian” food.
(Which is often really Bangladeshi.)
And then there are Authentic Indian restaurants. Often found in the Midlands. Where the actual diaspora eat out.
Reader, your soul and tastebuds need to gird themselves for terror if you don’t know the difference.
If you’ve got time for a story…
On the day Trump was elected the first time, I was staying in NYC. It wasn’t a good day for New Yorkers.
Especially a senior member of the GOP.
I couldn’t tell you exactly who. But he’d woken me up by throwing a bottle of wine at the TV in his room, so tuned in… 🧵⤵️
On the day Trump was elected the first time, I was staying in NYC. It wasn’t a good day for New Yorkers.
Especially a senior member of the GOP.
I couldn’t tell you exactly who. But he’d woken me up by throwing a bottle of wine at the TV in his room, so tuned in… 🧵⤵️
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you’ve got time for a story…
On the day Trump was elected the first time, I was staying in NYC. It wasn’t a good day for New Yorkers.
Especially a senior member of the GOP.
I couldn’t tell you exactly who. But he’d woken me up by throwing a bottle of wine at the TV in his room, so tuned in… 🧵⤵️
On the day Trump was elected the first time, I was staying in NYC. It wasn’t a good day for New Yorkers.
Especially a senior member of the GOP.
I couldn’t tell you exactly who. But he’d woken me up by throwing a bottle of wine at the TV in his room, so tuned in… 🧵⤵️
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tip for visitors to #vienna: if you get the CAT airport train, it’s not only really convenient … they give you a free locker for your stuff if you want to wander while waiting for checkin.
And everyone seems to be terribly nice and helpful.
I think I might like it here.
And everyone seems to be terribly nice and helpful.
I think I might like it here.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Tip for visitors to #vienna: if you get the CAT airport train, it’s not only really convenient … they give you a free locker for your stuff if you want to wander while waiting for checkin.
And everyone seems to be terribly nice and helpful.
I think I might like it here.
And everyone seems to be terribly nice and helpful.
I think I might like it here.
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#tarot 10🍷+A🪙
Well. Aren’t YOU going to be having a day?
Perfect happiness and a wish for epic abundance. Days like this don’t come around that often: and opportunities may come in surprising forms. So keep your eyes open: be ready for joy: and above all, think lucky. Because if you can believe it…
Well. Aren’t YOU going to be having a day?
Perfect happiness and a wish for epic abundance. Days like this don’t come around that often: and opportunities may come in surprising forms. So keep your eyes open: be ready for joy: and above all, think lucky. Because if you can believe it…
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December 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
#tarot 10🍷+A🪙
Well. Aren’t YOU going to be having a day?
Perfect happiness and a wish for epic abundance. Days like this don’t come around that often: and opportunities may come in surprising forms. So keep your eyes open: be ready for joy: and above all, think lucky. Because if you can believe it…
Well. Aren’t YOU going to be having a day?
Perfect happiness and a wish for epic abundance. Days like this don’t come around that often: and opportunities may come in surprising forms. So keep your eyes open: be ready for joy: and above all, think lucky. Because if you can believe it…
Top tip: if any member of the Trump admin is 100% behind you, it’s because they want to stab you in the back.
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Top tip: if any member of the Trump admin is 100% behind you, it’s because they want to stab you in the back.
Ultravox - Vienna (Official Music Video)
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December 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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One last time before I delete this
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
One last time before I delete this
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I named my fists Merry and Pippin because they'll fight if they have to but they'd rather be used for snacks and mischief.
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I named my fists Merry and Pippin because they'll fight if they have to but they'd rather be used for snacks and mischief.
If you didn’t notice which part of your body they were scanning, you were also either…
a) having a full-body for something they REALLY don’t want to worry you about
b) profoundly dumb, and also deaf (those things are extremely f’n loud)
c) lying badly
d) all of the above
a) having a full-body for something they REALLY don’t want to worry you about
b) profoundly dumb, and also deaf (those things are extremely f’n loud)
c) lying badly
d) all of the above
If your doctor decided you needed an MRI (indicating concern about something serious) and you claim that you didn't ask why or what part of your body he wanted to look at, you are:
1. Really stupid; or
2. Dangerously detached from reality; or
4. Lying; or
4. All three. 🎯
1. Really stupid; or
2. Dangerously detached from reality; or
4. Lying; or
4. All three. 🎯
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you didn’t notice which part of your body they were scanning, you were also either…
a) having a full-body for something they REALLY don’t want to worry you about
b) profoundly dumb, and also deaf (those things are extremely f’n loud)
c) lying badly
d) all of the above
a) having a full-body for something they REALLY don’t want to worry you about
b) profoundly dumb, and also deaf (those things are extremely f’n loud)
c) lying badly
d) all of the above
Named my fists Thor and Loki because one hits with the almighty power of ten thousand storms, and the other’s tricksy, depressive and probably bisexual
Named my fists Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde because I have four of them, just like Ungoro.
Named my fists A and Ha because how folks want to take on me…
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Named my fists Thor and Loki because one hits with the almighty power of ten thousand storms, and the other’s tricksy, depressive and probably bisexual
#tarot ☠️⤵️+🌔
Think back to when you last kicked yourself about missing opportunities.
There may be reasons around it, but I bet it's because you were worried about risk. The unknown. 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚.
Change is good.
Adventure is out there.
And it's not an adventure if you know exactly what'll happen, is it?
Think back to when you last kicked yourself about missing opportunities.
There may be reasons around it, but I bet it's because you were worried about risk. The unknown. 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚.
Change is good.
Adventure is out there.
And it's not an adventure if you know exactly what'll happen, is it?
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December 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
#tarot ☠️⤵️+🌔
Think back to when you last kicked yourself about missing opportunities.
There may be reasons around it, but I bet it's because you were worried about risk. The unknown. 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚.
Change is good.
Adventure is out there.
And it's not an adventure if you know exactly what'll happen, is it?
Think back to when you last kicked yourself about missing opportunities.
There may be reasons around it, but I bet it's because you were worried about risk. The unknown. 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚.
Change is good.
Adventure is out there.
And it's not an adventure if you know exactly what'll happen, is it?
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
🐇🐇🐇🤏🏻🥊1️⃣🗓️🚷🎄🤶🏼🎅🏻
Happy first day of Advent. And remember that this is a great day for a cinnamon ritual.
As close to dawn as you can, pop out of your front door. Load your receiving hand (usually left) with a pinch of cinnamon.
Set/speak your intentions, (eg abundance), pucker up, and blow it inside.
Happy first day of Advent. And remember that this is a great day for a cinnamon ritual.
As close to dawn as you can, pop out of your front door. Load your receiving hand (usually left) with a pinch of cinnamon.
Set/speak your intentions, (eg abundance), pucker up, and blow it inside.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
🐇🐇🐇🤏🏻🥊1️⃣🗓️🚷🎄🤶🏼🎅🏻
Happy first day of Advent. And remember that this is a great day for a cinnamon ritual.
As close to dawn as you can, pop out of your front door. Load your receiving hand (usually left) with a pinch of cinnamon.
Set/speak your intentions, (eg abundance), pucker up, and blow it inside.
Happy first day of Advent. And remember that this is a great day for a cinnamon ritual.
As close to dawn as you can, pop out of your front door. Load your receiving hand (usually left) with a pinch of cinnamon.
Set/speak your intentions, (eg abundance), pucker up, and blow it inside.
Y’know, either they’re trying to normalise it for the President or I’m sensing a pattern here.
Also, #notadragqueen
Also, #notadragqueen
Community notes don’t get much more brutal than this
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Y’know, either they’re trying to normalise it for the President or I’m sensing a pattern here.
Also, #notadragqueen
Also, #notadragqueen
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Sigourney Weaver & Alan Rickman.
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Behind the scenes 📸
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Behind the scenes 📸
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sigourney Weaver & Alan Rickman.
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Behind the scenes 📸
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Behind the scenes 📸
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My cat... might hate me...
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
My cat... might hate me...
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
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Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
R: I've frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
R: I've frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
R: I've frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
Guildenstern: No, no, no... Death is "not." Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
R: I've frequently not been on boats.
G: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.
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#tarot 8⚔️+3🪄
Say you're stuck in a maze.
Could be pits. Snakes. Spiders. 𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘴.
You could panic and freeze,or run around blindly in search of an exit.
𝘖𝘳…
Find/make a source of light.
Mark paths you've tried.
Work your way out.
And if there's a sage handy,ask for clues.
Now roll for init:𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙤.
Say you're stuck in a maze.
Could be pits. Snakes. Spiders. 𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘴.
You could panic and freeze,or run around blindly in search of an exit.
𝘖𝘳…
Find/make a source of light.
Mark paths you've tried.
Work your way out.
And if there's a sage handy,ask for clues.
Now roll for init:𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙤.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:13 PM
#tarot 8⚔️+3🪄
Say you're stuck in a maze.
Could be pits. Snakes. Spiders. 𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘴.
You could panic and freeze,or run around blindly in search of an exit.
𝘖𝘳…
Find/make a source of light.
Mark paths you've tried.
Work your way out.
And if there's a sage handy,ask for clues.
Now roll for init:𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙤.
Say you're stuck in a maze.
Could be pits. Snakes. Spiders. 𝘎𝘳𝘶𝘦𝘴.
You could panic and freeze,or run around blindly in search of an exit.
𝘖𝘳…
Find/make a source of light.
Mark paths you've tried.
Work your way out.
And if there's a sage handy,ask for clues.
Now roll for init:𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙜𝙤.