Rowan
mzrowan.bsky.social
Rowan
@mzrowan.bsky.social
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cannot begin to tell you how happy I am to have stumbled upon the Paris building shared by metal music fans and the union for metal workers, what a delight
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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I love this time of year. When the first snows of winter arrive in Scotland, nature snuggles down under a pristine blanket of purest white and the majestic Hover Corgis take to the air.
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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'The best conspiracy books of 2025' for @theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Relevant to those of us who have come to rely on said green line to get, well, anywhere.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Settle down back there, or I will turn this beat around!!
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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The main fact that stuck with me after writing a book about British Xmases is that The Times was complaining about decorations going up in October back in the *1930s*, Selfridges has had decorations up in Oct since at least the 1950s and the whole “earlier every year” thing is generally bollocks
Middle class people love to pretend to be appalled at Christmas decorations being either early or fun to look at, the ideal Christmas tree is put up at midnight on Christmas day and decorated only by a black cloak and an unlit matchstick
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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*walks into the ocean*
He grew up with his GRANDMA'S DVD collection 😭
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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practicing for when my friend asked if I brought the shareware version of doom
a man is looking at himself in a mirror while holding a card .
Alt: hackers movie main guy lifts a 3.5 inch floppy disk from pockets looking in mirror like tough guy drawing guns.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I just saw a video titled "I made a shirt for my husband, and you can too."

Lady, I've got enough on my plate without sewing a shirt for your husband.
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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London Ent-erground
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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this type of behaviour is 100% APPROVED.
One night in Mankato, Minnesota during 1993 I managed to get drinks bought for me all night long by pretending to be the guitarist from Jesus Jones.
Did a college radio interview in the morning.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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beneficent cumberscrunge
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Peak Philadelphia here.
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Kinda funny that a dimensional portal to an evil glam-rock-fuelled space empire feels more plausible than a Jets QB with a .500 record

www.denofgeek.com/movies/flash...
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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My new fanfic pins are here! I added new tropes too.

I keep wanting to retire these designs, but I keep getting asked for restocks and more tags - so ok ok, I got you ♥️

You can enjoy 10% off right now till Dec 8th!

Thank you for any shares!

www.seateas.store
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Guy who’s rich enough to buy off a duchy but not a whole continent voice: for principled, idealistic reasons I am calling for the continent to be abolished in favor of several dozen duchies.
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I'm in trouble at home again for framing the fall of Lucifer as a labour dispute.

Apparently it's fine in my head, but shouldn't be expressed in front of children.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM