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douglascheape.bsky.social
Douglas Cheape
@douglascheape.bsky.social
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An idiot, but not one of the useful kind.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1h
As soon as I read his tweet Richard had me over a barrel.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1h
Biro Agnew.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1h
I can see it, can you see it?
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 2h
Due to the quality, imagination, and erudite nature of my superb tweets I’m constantly batting them off with a…bat.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 2h
Alright mate, don’t go Emmental.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 3h
Gouda Edam it! I’ll have you know I drive very Caerphilly.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
For Suckfake!
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
Liquid unwelcome ear worm.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
Whey hey!
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
Not yet, just one Morbiere for the road.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 4h
Can you have more, or is it a Feta Comté?
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 6h
No one can. Luckily they don’t like direct sunlight and it’s windy for 300+ days a year.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 7h
A lot smaller, and in massively greater numbers.
a field of grass with trees in the background and a lot of mosquitoes flying around
ALT: a field of grass with trees in the background and a lot of mosquitoes flying around
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
Today is one of those magical days on the island when the wind has dropped, it’s dry, and it’s just a bit too cold for midges.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 12h
Spent this morning wending my way through the wild October weather to walk the woofer in the Western Isles.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
‘With all due respect…’
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
‘I hear you.’
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
Superior to Silence of the Lambs, imo.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
Looks like that game of DOOM he’s paused is using up all his memory.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
Yum!
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
🤝 Thai red chicken curry, jasmine rice, also no booze.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
*nods quietly in Scottish*
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
This is definitely not a hinged opinion.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
Just confirms my otter suspicions.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 1d
A shout out to the Waitrose delivery guy who very patiently helped my blind mother-in-law put her shopping away in ‘use by’ order this week. Good people are out there, we should all appreciate them more.
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