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Slave to the rhythm..

No alla facismo.
¡No pasarán!
Just back from the evening Dog walk, hung my coat up in the hall and enthusiastically called myself a good boy.. if you wondered how many marbles I appear to be losing.
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Very interesting post on the economics of streaming from the Los Camp! team.

"If everyone who streamed All Hell on Spotify had done so using Tidal instead, we would have received an extra £31,847.38, which would double the amount we made from streaming of the album in this time period."
📈 Here's how much money Los Camp! make from streaming...

On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.

📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Brights on in the rain. Some folks just never turn them off now. 6”x6” oil. Available.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It’s 3 o’clock, out of office is on and my weekend is here, lads..
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Jonathan Gullis
Studies his shorts on the train with a sense of unease
Too much Febreze
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Here’s my Wrapped for the year.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Shania Twain: LET’S GO GIRLS!

Me:
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I know I'm a fairly big fellow, and combined with my generally unkempt appearance I can sometimes make people in front of me at the ATM a little nervous. In order to allay their fears and show them I'm not a threat, I find it helps to give them a gentle kiss on the neck.
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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The chorus of Robyn's new single 'Dopamine' has the line "I know it's just dopamine", but the way she sings it sounds like she's singing "Aloysius Dopamine". I am visualising him as a cartoon character from a 1950s advertising campaign/public information film. Possibly voiced by Peter Hawkins.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just watched these lads expertly swing two of these off the wagon at pace, right under a pylon.
They may have done this before.

Squeaky bum time..
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
We wake up,
we go out.
Smoke a fag,
put it out.
See our friends,
see the sights.

And eat lard..
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Rise up this morning, smiled with the rising sun Three little birds pitch by my doorstep*
Singing sweet songs of melodies pure and true
Saying, "This is my message to you-ou-ou"

*canal walk
December 4, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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#NewProductIdea a turntable cartridge called Vinylfi that uses Shazam to figure out what songs you're playing and uses the blue teeth to send the info to your phone.

This will enable the vinyl enthusiasts to post their Vinylfi wrapped results at the end of the year.
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Chuckling at Martin O’Neill robbing his trackie 🫡

"Do you know what? I'm going to take the tracksuit," he told the press pack. "Steven, the kit man, he doesn't know, but I'm putting this in the bag.
"Seriously, absolutely. I'm definitely taking this."
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Rubber Soul is 60 years old today.
The Rutles best work imho.
Cheese and onion..
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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If my mum can find it in her 76-year-old-devout-muslim heart to accept my nephew has transitioned and call her by her new name and preferred pronouns then so the fuck can the Girl Guides, the WI and everyone else.
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Twiggy and Wilfred Brambell having a blast in a caff, to cheer us up.
December 3, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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It was quite the busy day for Morag, what with Christmas shopping first thing, meeting Jessie for a coffee at twelve, and then negotiating a lasting peace with the Klingon Empire at one.
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Highly relatable.

Just been to do a local site install survey, due to be carried out on Monday, and has the designer correctly specified the (already delivered) fixtures correctly?

Take a wild guess 🙆‍♂️ 🫣
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Oh..
December 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Each to their own, eh?
Good morning.
Ima Urethra Mosher

Texas, Birth Index, 1903-1997
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM