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Slave to the rhythm..

No alla facismo.
¡No pasarán!
Bought some jeans the other week, pulled them on this morning only to find they’re a 36” leg, so hastily adjusted.
Very attractive Italian woman in the kitchen at work looks down, smiles at me and says “Nice turnips”.

I’m now known as turnip boy here, at least for today
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
It was Christmas Eve, babe,
In the drunk tank..
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just nipped over the other place briefly and, well..

Tbf it was a post about Avocados
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Private Thicko.
At your service, SAH!
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’ve always advocated paying slightly higher taxes for the benefit of the rewards..
Worth every extra penny.
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Double-socker lads
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Daft Punk, Heavenly Social, Nottingham, 1996.

From Mark McNulty’s archive documenting 90s club culture across the UK, via British Culture Archive.
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Lion’s. Mane.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
First Mani and now Jimmy Cliff now too. 🖤
This month sucks.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
But what if I like the jitters?

Double espresso breakfast as per..
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Eze does it..
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
North London is Red.
Hijack hat-trick.
11 points and 12 goals between us.
#ARSTOT
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Noni and Gaby are back!
Sadly, so is Michael Oliver.
How many red cards will we be gifted today?

May have to sub on the big man..
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Back once again for the renegade master
D4 damage with the ill behavior
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Helena.
Inexplicably, still not my wife.
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Rock and Roll Weekender at Pontins Brean Sands in Somerset, 1982.
📷 Red Saunders via British Culture Archive
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Weekend’s here.
Fun times..
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Not surprised they deleted it.
Should set fire to the podcast too..
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Look at the size of my sausage! 👀

Foot-long hot dog from the dirty murder van because I got up too late to make lunch.
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
M-m-m-morning..
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I’ve just told the Dog I’m buying *him an electric heated throw for the sofa from LIDL.

*sharesys
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You’ll soon be able to buy Keith Haring’s dog bench and baby seat from the Luna Luna theme park carousel
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Thar she goes..

4pm sunsets now.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Terry O’Neill,
“David never needed coaxing”
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM