Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
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You don’t hear about Max Landis anymore because of WOKE. Good job WOKE, did us all a solid.
January 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
You don’t hear about Max Landis anymore because of WOKE. Good job WOKE, did us all a solid.
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kamala voters also killed david lynch
if you voted for Kamala Harris, you killed Ozzy Osbourne
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
kamala voters also killed david lynch
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i am tired of having the dumbest, meanest losers in charge of the government! i'm sick of it!!!
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
i am tired of having the dumbest, meanest losers in charge of the government! i'm sick of it!!!
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the best window decor is a cat
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
the best window decor is a cat
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why’s he giving me flashbacks from the ren & stimpy show?
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino looks like an actual penis
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
why’s he giving me flashbacks from the ren & stimpy show?
Were those 3% of Dems being sarcastic?
it's more or less impossible to find issues that poll this badly and he's decided to make it a major, public priority www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-tru...
January 18, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Were those 3% of Dems being sarcastic?
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The employee gauging your Karma as he bags the food, are you a 7 crinkle cut sinner or a 10 crinkle cut reprobate?
January 18, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The employee gauging your Karma as he bags the food, are you a 7 crinkle cut sinner or a 10 crinkle cut reprobate?
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William Friedkin literally counterfeited money for TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. so Mann needs to step up his crime game.
I kinda think Michael Mann robbed a bank once just to prove he could do it to himself. He was obviously never caught
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 AM
William Friedkin literally counterfeited money for TO LIVE AND DIE IN L.A. so Mann needs to step up his crime game.
Slurp turds doofus
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Slurp turds doofus
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The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The "ICE is using military tactics suited for a warzone, not for American streets" rhetoric kinda misses the point that warzones are not naturally occuring. The US military creates war zones from residential neighborhoods and the tactics are not more justifiable just because it's overseas
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Truth is I've ignored Will Stancil for a very long time. But the people who've been following him know that his horrible behavior is indicative of more than just "bad takes." That's just the most common indicator of him being a sociopath.
January 18, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Truth is I've ignored Will Stancil for a very long time. But the people who've been following him know that his horrible behavior is indicative of more than just "bad takes." That's just the most common indicator of him being a sociopath.
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a genocide denying misogynist is not gonna save yall from fascists. that man is a nightcrawler for liberal fame, and thinks this is his next ticket.
attempting to turn stancil into a hero is one of the worst bluesky trends I’ve ever encountered
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
a genocide denying misogynist is not gonna save yall from fascists. that man is a nightcrawler for liberal fame, and thinks this is his next ticket.
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It sucks that my dog has more rights than me (can walk around in public totally nude with his dick hanging out)
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
It sucks that my dog has more rights than me (can walk around in public totally nude with his dick hanging out)
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a man was yelling at us last night for calling these death camps
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
a man was yelling at us last night for calling these death camps
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excellent work by @theonion.com this month
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
excellent work by @theonion.com this month
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it's fucking january dude
January 18, 2026 at 4:37 AM
it's fucking january dude
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just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 PM
just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.
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Hypothermia is a good look for him
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Hypothermia is a good look for him
Dracula Power Rankings;
1. Castlevania Series
2. Bela Lugosi
3. Tame Impala
4. Hellsing
5. Dracula 2000
1. Castlevania Series
2. Bela Lugosi
3. Tame Impala
4. Hellsing
5. Dracula 2000
January 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Dracula Power Rankings;
1. Castlevania Series
2. Bela Lugosi
3. Tame Impala
4. Hellsing
5. Dracula 2000
1. Castlevania Series
2. Bela Lugosi
3. Tame Impala
4. Hellsing
5. Dracula 2000
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i want to thank this spineless consultant not only for the enjoyment i got from reading the replies ripping him apart for this bizarre & inappropriate cash grab, but for reminding me to put my money where my mouth is & donate to organizations in MN that are actually supporting minnesotans right now.
I've launched a campaign to raise money for the Democratic Party of Minnesota (@dfl.org) to help them combat ICE's lawless assault. MN Dem Chair Richard Carlbom joined me for the kickoff. Learn more, donate, and let's rally for the courageous people of Minnesota, together! 👇
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We launched a new campaign to help the courageous people of Minnesota. Learn more and join us 👇
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January 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
i want to thank this spineless consultant not only for the enjoyment i got from reading the replies ripping him apart for this bizarre & inappropriate cash grab, but for reminding me to put my money where my mouth is & donate to organizations in MN that are actually supporting minnesotans right now.
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You know how mad you have to make Minnesotans for them to talk like this (and they’re right to do it)
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
You know how mad you have to make Minnesotans for them to talk like this (and they’re right to do it)