Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
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My friends and I would’ve beaten Jimmy Fallon to death with hammers I can tell you that much
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gavin newsom wearing an 'ally' shirt while he spikes all your estradiol with test in your sleep
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
gavin newsom wearing an 'ally' shirt while he spikes all your estradiol with test in your sleep
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Striking a boat full of unarmed civilians is murder. The first strike was murder. The followup strike was also murder.
We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Striking a boat full of unarmed civilians is murder. The first strike was murder. The followup strike was also murder.
We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
We're not at war. It's not a "war crime". Everyone involved, including the POTUS, SecDef, the Admiral who relayed it and the person who pressed the button needs to be on trial.
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is stephen king lactose intolerant? all his characters seem to have a bad reaction to derry.
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
is stephen king lactose intolerant? all his characters seem to have a bad reaction to derry.
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I like people who come on here and post "Release The Epstein Files!!" like wait shit, was I supposed to do that. Is one of us in charge of that
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I like people who come on here and post "Release The Epstein Files!!" like wait shit, was I supposed to do that. Is one of us in charge of that
It’s not a fucking distraction from fucking anything they want oil.
So far it looks like everybody understands that Trump is about to start an illegal invasion to distract us from the Epstein files. I suppose I wonder what we’re going to do when he does.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s not a fucking distraction from fucking anything they want oil.
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There is no RFK Jr story that I would pursue so hard as to let him pinch my cheeks and shit in my mouth. Because ethics, Livvy.
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
There is no RFK Jr story that I would pursue so hard as to let him pinch my cheeks and shit in my mouth. Because ethics, Livvy.
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when donald duck hits the public domain, you better believe I'm putting pants on him
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
when donald duck hits the public domain, you better believe I'm putting pants on him
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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finally a cheap way for rich guys to dump their US citizenship
Sen. Bernie Moreno, R-Ohio, just introduced a bill to ban Americans from holding dual citizenship. The bill says that to “preserve the integrity of national citizenship, allegiance to the United States must be undivided.” It’s called the Exclusive Citizenship Act.
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
finally a cheap way for rich guys to dump their US citizenship
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People on here sure have a lot to say about Texas a lot of the time and whether or not you think Trans Texans should still live here many of them do and will continue to call this state home for the foreseeable future. Here’s a way to help them survive and live in our Austin community
Yo this GFM for Austin trans housing has a $100K match that could be life changing for the organization. They are specifically asking local celebs to help with meeting the goal.
I immediately thought @andreagrimes.com @kitoconnell.com and @oliviamesser.bsky.social may want to boost?
I immediately thought @andreagrimes.com @kitoconnell.com and @oliviamesser.bsky.social may want to boost?
Donate to Trans Austinites Deserve Shelter: Support Queertopia NOW, organized by Queertopia TX
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December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
People on here sure have a lot to say about Texas a lot of the time and whether or not you think Trans Texans should still live here many of them do and will continue to call this state home for the foreseeable future. Here’s a way to help them survive and live in our Austin community
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
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history will show that this woman had to lose in 2016 for actual societal changes to occur.
and before the libs see this post and stroke out: I am not saying trump winning was good. I am simply saying that the liberal establishment is rotten to its core, and keeping them from power is necessary
and before the libs see this post and stroke out: I am not saying trump winning was good. I am simply saying that the liberal establishment is rotten to its core, and keeping them from power is necessary
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
history will show that this woman had to lose in 2016 for actual societal changes to occur.
and before the libs see this post and stroke out: I am not saying trump winning was good. I am simply saying that the liberal establishment is rotten to its core, and keeping them from power is necessary
and before the libs see this post and stroke out: I am not saying trump winning was good. I am simply saying that the liberal establishment is rotten to its core, and keeping them from power is necessary
Dim Shea
Jesus fuck. We already have the data. Waymos overall safety record is way above human drivers. And unlike human taxi drivers Waymos defer to pedestrians and cyclists in ways that other don’t. And I’m speaking as someone who as ridden the cars and biked SFs streets.
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dim Shea
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Sabrina Carpenter made a stronger statement than Microsoft or Nintendo
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made a stronger statement than Microsoft or Nintendo
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It's unfortunate that this is the people in charge of the country now
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's unfortunate that this is the people in charge of the country now
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Real talk if I thought sacrificing some of y'all would ensure a better harvest next year I'd whisper bye and give you a forehead kiss before I led you out to the cornfield
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Real talk if I thought sacrificing some of y'all would ensure a better harvest next year I'd whisper bye and give you a forehead kiss before I led you out to the cornfield
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This is no different than Trump saying Chuck Schumer isn't Jewish anymore, fuck off Hillary
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This is no different than Trump saying Chuck Schumer isn't Jewish anymore, fuck off Hillary
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
Mad Men fans experiencing the pain The Simpsons diehards felt when Disney + cropped visual gags out of Golden Era episodes
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mad Men fans experiencing the pain The Simpsons diehards felt when Disney + cropped visual gags out of Golden Era episodes
Fancy Store Shelf Ramen hitting the snow day spot
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fancy Store Shelf Ramen hitting the snow day spot
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personally I preferred the Atlantic's review
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
personally I preferred the Atlantic's review
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That Larry David op ed making fun of Bill Maher broke Bill to the extent that he’s done the Elon thing of creating an entire fantasy world where he’s the good guy only instead of gaming algorithms he’s making the line producer on his tv show for 80 year olds clap extra hard
Larry David STILL Living Rent Free In Bill Maher's Head
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That Larry David op ed making fun of Bill Maher broke Bill to the extent that he’s done the Elon thing of creating an entire fantasy world where he’s the good guy only instead of gaming algorithms he’s making the line producer on his tv show for 80 year olds clap extra hard
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to be fair, most people would doze off if marco rubio were talking to them for more than five seconds
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
to be fair, most people would doze off if marco rubio were talking to them for more than five seconds