Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
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My friends and I would’ve beaten Jimmy Fallon to death with hammers I can tell you that much
Mad Men fans experiencing the pain The Simpsons diehards felt when Disney + cropped visual gags out of Golden Era episodes
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mad Men fans experiencing the pain The Simpsons diehards felt when Disney + cropped visual gags out of Golden Era episodes
Fancy Store Shelf Ramen hitting the snow day spot
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fancy Store Shelf Ramen hitting the snow day spot
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personally I preferred the Atlantic's review
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
personally I preferred the Atlantic's review
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That Larry David op ed making fun of Bill Maher broke Bill to the extent that he’s done the Elon thing of creating an entire fantasy world where he’s the good guy only instead of gaming algorithms he’s making the line producer on his tv show for 80 year olds clap extra hard
Larry David STILL Living Rent Free In Bill Maher's Head
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That Larry David op ed making fun of Bill Maher broke Bill to the extent that he’s done the Elon thing of creating an entire fantasy world where he’s the good guy only instead of gaming algorithms he’s making the line producer on his tv show for 80 year olds clap extra hard
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to be fair, most people would doze off if marco rubio were talking to them for more than five seconds
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
to be fair, most people would doze off if marco rubio were talking to them for more than five seconds
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He's literally the opposite of Fetterman by the way, he also had a stroke, literally two days after Fetterman in fact, and he became even more dark woke
Seems like Van Hollen is 100% going to run for president
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He's literally the opposite of Fetterman by the way, he also had a stroke, literally two days after Fetterman in fact, and he became even more dark woke
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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Incredibly weird behavior from a man who has previously sexually harassed me. AI makes it even easier to spread low-effort misogyny, so I'm not surprised the online right is using it so much that it's melting their brains.
Exhausting, but expected.
Exhausting, but expected.
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Incredibly weird behavior from a man who has previously sexually harassed me. AI makes it even easier to spread low-effort misogyny, so I'm not surprised the online right is using it so much that it's melting their brains.
Exhausting, but expected.
Exhausting, but expected.
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Late Bush-era political satire was like “Sacha Baron Cohen’s character The Raping Arab uses a foreign culture to hold a mirror up to our own”
December 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Late Bush-era political satire was like “Sacha Baron Cohen’s character The Raping Arab uses a foreign culture to hold a mirror up to our own”
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Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen!
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me: and this is my dog, Max. Whoah sorry about that. I guess you see why we call him a *slobberin'* citizen!
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
Guest: Haha, I sure do! (rubs dog's head) Hey there Max, who's a good boy?
Max: ram I being retained?
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I don't think this is news to you, but they're lying when they say those things. They actually don't support the *policies*, but if they admit that, then the people who do have no reason to listen to them.
“Strong Floor No Ceiling!” chant all the people who say they can’t support Defund the Police or Black Lives Matter because “they’re bad slogans that nobody understands.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I don't think this is news to you, but they're lying when they say those things. They actually don't support the *policies*, but if they admit that, then the people who do have no reason to listen to them.
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Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
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Feels like they handed him his real phone for the night and let him go hog wild to distract from the Hegseth boat murders gaining traction
Trump had a full-blown meltdown on social media last night that went on for hours and featured more than 160 posts and reshares, plus a new conspiracy about Michelle Obama. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Launches Into Massive, Unhinged Late Night Posting Spree
The president made over 160 posts and reshares in just a matter of hours including one "WILD" claim from far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
www.huffpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Feels like they handed him his real phone for the night and let him go hog wild to distract from the Hegseth boat murders gaining traction
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Do right wingers realize that dying on the hill of having the “right” to say slurs is very weird, actually? Like, wanting to be rude and hurtful and make everyone uncomfortable is a bizarre compulsion, actually.
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do right wingers realize that dying on the hill of having the “right” to say slurs is very weird, actually? Like, wanting to be rude and hurtful and make everyone uncomfortable is a bizarre compulsion, actually.
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She has the moral clarity that a lot of elected Dems could use: what is happening today is evil.
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
She has the moral clarity that a lot of elected Dems could use: what is happening today is evil.
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
You don’t need to analyze it much more closely than that
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*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
*Anthony Kiedis, sitting down to write Give It Away* You know who I hate? The Kaiser.
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Elon Musk’s personal intervention to make Grok a Nazi AI is obvious
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Elon Musk’s personal intervention to make Grok a Nazi AI is obvious
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"we invented an economy that requires the lower classes to consume consume consume constantly, then we decided it would be smart to cut way back on giving them the money they need to spend on all the consuming. We're pretty sure it's their fault."
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"we invented an economy that requires the lower classes to consume consume consume constantly, then we decided it would be smart to cut way back on giving them the money they need to spend on all the consuming. We're pretty sure it's their fault."
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you can use his stupid ass website to put money on Zohran Mamdani being the next president. a person who can't legally run for president. very accurate. you can't get more accurate than that
Polymarket CEO says his prediction market is "the most accurate thing we have as mankind right now."
YouTube video by 60 Minutes
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
you can use his stupid ass website to put money on Zohran Mamdani being the next president. a person who can't legally run for president. very accurate. you can't get more accurate than that
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the best thing about undertaking a new hobby is the whole new world of detestable guys it opens up to you. guys who are probably fine when you encounter them at work or trivia night, only becoming intolerable the minute you put a banjo in their hands
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
the best thing about undertaking a new hobby is the whole new world of detestable guys it opens up to you. guys who are probably fine when you encounter them at work or trivia night, only becoming intolerable the minute you put a banjo in their hands
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
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look, im not saying it would solve all our problems, but it would be pretty funny if we dropped 30-50 feral hogs inside the White House
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
look, im not saying it would solve all our problems, but it would be pretty funny if we dropped 30-50 feral hogs inside the White House
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December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM