Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Enjoys long, romantic moonlit walks off short piers. Horror, books, birds. My gorgeous man. My beautiful friends. Good mourning.
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Chelle
@metallicunt.bsky.social
· Feb 21
A blithering of idiots, if you will.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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It’s been a stressful year finding out 77 million people idolize sexual predators
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s been a stressful year finding out 77 million people idolize sexual predators
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shouldn't it be called givethanksing
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
shouldn't it be called givethanksing
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
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audiology receptionist: I SAID,
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
audiology receptionist: I SAID,
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THE UGLY STEPSISTER (2025) is one of favorite horror movies this year. It’s Cinderella but the body-horror version with tapeworms, moonlit booty cheeks, chaotic gore, stunning costumes and more. I LOVE it.
a woman with a tiara on her head and a choker
ALT: a woman with a tiara on her head and a choker
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November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
THE UGLY STEPSISTER (2025) is one of favorite horror movies this year. It’s Cinderella but the body-horror version with tapeworms, moonlit booty cheeks, chaotic gore, stunning costumes and more. I LOVE it.
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I’m going back to jizz posts, the world as it currently exists is driving me for real crazy. This is like watching Terry Gilliam’s Brazil as the actual news and that all seemed so fuckin crazy 50 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m going back to jizz posts, the world as it currently exists is driving me for real crazy. This is like watching Terry Gilliam’s Brazil as the actual news and that all seemed so fuckin crazy 50 years ago.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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who up shimmying they cocoa pops
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
who up shimmying they cocoa pops
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My son left the remote over on the couch about 6 feet away.
looks like I won’t be watching tv.
.
looks like I won’t be watching tv.
.
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My son left the remote over on the couch about 6 feet away.
looks like I won’t be watching tv.
.
looks like I won’t be watching tv.
.
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Three total workdays
Really a full five workdays
But crammed into three
a holiday haiku
Really a full five workdays
But crammed into three
a holiday haiku
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Three total workdays
Really a full five workdays
But crammed into three
a holiday haiku
Really a full five workdays
But crammed into three
a holiday haiku
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I believe the garden center is the most honest place in the world. It's where we all openly admit we are trying to nurture something beautiful in soil that doesn't want it, under a sun that doesn't care. I go there to feel seen.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I believe the garden center is the most honest place in the world. It's where we all openly admit we are trying to nurture something beautiful in soil that doesn't want it, under a sun that doesn't care. I go there to feel seen.
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Home Depot is a cathedral of what-ifs. What if we retile the bathroom, what if we never speak again, what if this needs stitches.
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Home Depot is a cathedral of what-ifs. What if we retile the bathroom, what if we never speak again, what if this needs stitches.
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your mom said she wants to be double stuffed for the holidays and im pretty sure she’s not talking about turkey
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
your mom said she wants to be double stuffed for the holidays and im pretty sure she’s not talking about turkey
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if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
if i was a squirrel my catchphrase would be “pack up your nuts, boys, and get back in the trees cuz mama’s here now”
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Just once could someone make wine from my tears
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just once could someone make wine from my tears
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I’ve been through the desert with a whore with some pain, it felt good to go a little insane
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’ve been through the desert with a whore with some pain, it felt good to go a little insane
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The lower the temperature, the longer it takes the dog to poop.
It’s science.
It’s science.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The lower the temperature, the longer it takes the dog to poop.
It’s science.
It’s science.
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Stage 5 clinger, but it’s just this perimenopausal chin hair that won’t let go
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Stage 5 clinger, but it’s just this perimenopausal chin hair that won’t let go
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I hope if anything radioactive ever bites me it happens when I'm wearing this outfit (pale blue underpants and a green tank top)
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I hope if anything radioactive ever bites me it happens when I'm wearing this outfit (pale blue underpants and a green tank top)
For all intensive purposes, the proof is on the pudding.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
For all intensive purposes, the proof is on the pudding.
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You know how sometimes if you're mixing, say, pancake batter, and it's wet and gloopy, but there will be chunks in it that if you touch them they break apart and they're dusty inside? Anyway, that's my thoughts RFK's jizz, since someone let that genie out of the bottle
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You know how sometimes if you're mixing, say, pancake batter, and it's wet and gloopy, but there will be chunks in it that if you touch them they break apart and they're dusty inside? Anyway, that's my thoughts RFK's jizz, since someone let that genie out of the bottle
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"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"Get in!"
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."
"But-"
"NOW."
"Okay..."
"Were you followed?"
"What?"
"WERE YOU FOLLOWED?"
"I don't think so."
"You have your passport?"
"I'm not sure."
"Never mind, open the glovebox."
"Alright. Hey, wha-"
"You know how to use that?"
"Frank, what-?"
"Better get used to calling me Jim."