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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 2h

sorry 😬

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Addled Pixie @addledpixie.bsky.social · Aug 30

For a brief window of time, we weren’t doomscrolling, we were tombscrolling.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 2h

I just found one (1) piece of glitter on my keyboard.
Dammit I have asked the exotic dancers not to use my cubicle after hours!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

I just felt a small, but genuine thrill when noticing we’d finally finished the awful lemon-scented hand soap in the kitchen, and it had been replaced with my favorite cherry blossom soap. It would seem that I have a favorite hand soap. Such is the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5h

I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 8h

Friday the 13th might be catchier, but MONDAY THE 13TH is so much scarier.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 22h

I know this has been said before, much more eloquently than I'm capable of doing, but it's wild that so many of us are not all that well mentally, yet here we are, dealing with all this shit, *and* every day life.

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BUG-EYED HELLCAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 1d

Hot take: Most animals are cute as babies. Except for human babies. Those things are creepy as fuck

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Geoffrey David B. @geothetrickster.bsky.social · 1d

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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) @sadiehartmann.bsky.social · 1d

Use this post to add all of these upcoming dark & disturbing books to your "want to read" shelf or reading journals! Full list in the Alt text

The Children
Spoiled Milk
On Sundays She Picked Flowers
The Girl with A Thousand Faces
A Slow and Secret Poison
I’ll Watch Your Baby
Wolf Worm
Molka
The Two Deaths of Lillian Carmichael
Wife Shaped Bodies
Nowhere Burning
Wretch
Hex House
Weavingshaw
Spider, Spider
A Box Full of Darkness
Trad Wife
This House Will Feed
Dead First
A Forest Darkly
You Should Have Been Nicer to My Mom
The Summer of the Serpent
The Midnight Muse
Japanese Gothic
Mother is Watching
We Call Them Witches
Cabaret in Flames
The Body
Ballad of the Bone Road
Morsel

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 7d

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

You ever just walk around going, "okay, okay, okay" like a demented Shakira, or are you normal?

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 12d

Hey guys let’s just pretend he’s dead again that was funsies

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

😔

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spooky sigur 🎃 @phantasma.darkwo.ke · 1d

Us rn:

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not in the mirror, I’m inside you, let me guide you, Charlie Brown

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

[dramatically]

the geese...
...are in
the yard...

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 2d

This is how my brain works:

I'm already bummed that Halloween is over.

I know - it's not the 31st yet.

Crazy part is that I don't even do anything for Halloween - I don't go out or dress up or even give out candy.

But here we are.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 2d

Warning: TMI

I've never been to the Niagra Falls, but they can't be much louder than whatever just happened in the bathroom.

Thanks for following.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 2d

I miss when clowns were going around terrorizing people, that seems like lighthearted fun now

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 2d

*wipes tears from eyes*
This was the best compliment of all time.
Thank you. 💪🏼👊🏼🤘🏼

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 2d

🤘🏼

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 3d

That meme from LOTR, but the top pic says, should I stay in bed?, and the bottom pic says, why shouldn't I stay in bed?

Sincerely, a guy that is still in bed and doesn't know how to make memes.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

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