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Almost an hour delay so far.
This does not bode well for our hero.
(In this scenario, I am, impossibly, the hero)
This does not bode well for our hero.
(In this scenario, I am, impossibly, the hero)
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Almost an hour delay so far.
This does not bode well for our hero.
(In this scenario, I am, impossibly, the hero)
This does not bode well for our hero.
(In this scenario, I am, impossibly, the hero)
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You must have come over on the baeflower
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You must have come over on the baeflower
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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A gift-free holiday based on eating as much as you can? Yes, please.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A gift-free holiday based on eating as much as you can? Yes, please.
Thanksgiving 2025
(A Nathan's hot dog at the airport)
((That was a good hot dog))
(A Nathan's hot dog at the airport)
((That was a good hot dog))
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Thanksgiving 2025
(A Nathan's hot dog at the airport)
((That was a good hot dog))
(A Nathan's hot dog at the airport)
((That was a good hot dog))
“True, nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am, but why will you say that I am mad?!”
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Same dude. Same." - me
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Same dude. Same." - me
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“True, nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am, but why will you say that I am mad?!”
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Same dude. Same." - me
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Same dude. Same." - me
Finally, some hard hitting journalism.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finally, some hard hitting journalism.
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Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
Absolute banger.
Your point is invalid.
Your point is invalid.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Absolute banger.
Your point is invalid.
Your point is invalid.
Guillermo Del Toro's PADDINGTON
Guillermo del Toro’s The Great Muppet Caper
Guillermo del Toro’s Dora the Explorer
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Guillermo Del Toro's PADDINGTON
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What if god was one of us. Like, a mystery shopper.
*Looks around nervously*
*Looks around nervously*
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What if god was one of us. Like, a mystery shopper.
*Looks around nervously*
*Looks around nervously*
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"i just need to put this duffel bag back in my car"
- me, after realizing the taboo thing i was invited over for was some kind of board game
- me, after realizing the taboo thing i was invited over for was some kind of board game
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 AM
"i just need to put this duffel bag back in my car"
- me, after realizing the taboo thing i was invited over for was some kind of board game
- me, after realizing the taboo thing i was invited over for was some kind of board game
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Popes:
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Popes:
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
John (23)
Paul (6)
John Paul (2)
George (0)
Ringo (0)
George Ringo (0)
Blind Guardian's version of the Dio classic DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS is so epic. Hansi's voice sounds so intense at times. 🤘🏼
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Blind Guardian's version of the Dio classic DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS is so epic. Hansi's voice sounds so intense at times. 🤘🏼
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The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr
How is it only Tuesday.
JFC.
JFC.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How is it only Tuesday.
JFC.
JFC.
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getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
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ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
ive got that deer in me
(the urge to run into traffic)
(the urge to run into traffic)
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Pro tip:
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
June 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pro tip:
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
I should be full of whimsy.
Instead I'm full of angst and anger and misery.
And fat cells.
So many fat cells.
Instead I'm full of angst and anger and misery.
And fat cells.
So many fat cells.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I should be full of whimsy.
Instead I'm full of angst and anger and misery.
And fat cells.
So many fat cells.
Instead I'm full of angst and anger and misery.
And fat cells.
So many fat cells.
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When my nose starts bleeding in the middle of the suburban ice cream shop, that will be the last of my humours leaving my body.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When my nose starts bleeding in the middle of the suburban ice cream shop, that will be the last of my humours leaving my body.
My quote post had an Adult Contest warning slapped on it. Heh. Yeah, I guess the scene was, but not the pic I posted. 😆
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My quote post had an Adult Contest warning slapped on it. Heh. Yeah, I guess the scene was, but not the pic I posted. 😆
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene