🌘 ronan 🌒
@lezstat.bsky.social
was thegreyhunt on twitter | transmasc they/them lesbian reporting for duty 🫡 webdev, general shitposting | locked tomb, iwtv | deaf | 🔞 | partner ceylonthae.bsky.social
american living in aotearoa nz
american living in aotearoa nz
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🌘 ronan 🌒
@lezstat.bsky.social
· Nov 9
i think that if anne rice were aware of the concept of “his pussy” a lot of things would be different
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wow a New Zealand political party who has detailed policies that are publicly accessible to read prior to next year's general election,
AND has policies developed by its own party members.
They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt.
#nzpol
AND has policies developed by its own party members.
They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt.
#nzpol
If you’re looking for a lift- and for policy that doesn’t hide bare minimum ideas behind the rhetoric of progress - take a look at the Greens platform.
For me, a timely reminder that we don’t move forward by lowering our expectations, but by affirming that hard things can and should be done.👇
For me, a timely reminder that we don’t move forward by lowering our expectations, but by affirming that hard things can and should be done.👇
Complete Party Policy
We are building a future where we do more, faster, to protect our planet and make sure everyone is treated equally.
www.greens.org.nz
December 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
wow a New Zealand political party who has detailed policies that are publicly accessible to read prior to next year's general election,
AND has policies developed by its own party members.
They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt.
#nzpol
AND has policies developed by its own party members.
They probably deserve more members, volunteers, and donations to lead the next govt.
#nzpol
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Crows actually have been known to do this in real life, so even if that video is AI, the behavior is real and i think that’s near youtu.be/1WupH8oyrAo?...
Crow skiing down a roof
YouTube video by Niko Niko
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Crows actually have been known to do this in real life, so even if that video is AI, the behavior is real and i think that’s near youtu.be/1WupH8oyrAo?...
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
goddammit
Friends, the crow video is gen AI slop that was posted on FB a week ago.
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
goddammit
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I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
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global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom
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If for some reason you're not feeling attractive just remind yourself it's okay that you're not your type but not to get all judgy about people for whom you ARE their type. You can both be right, gorgeous 😘
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If for some reason you're not feeling attractive just remind yourself it's okay that you're not your type but not to get all judgy about people for whom you ARE their type. You can both be right, gorgeous 😘
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Sherlock Holmes peeps! I am researching for a presentation on the Phenomenon and Lasting Impact of BBC's Sherlock. I would be grateful if you could fill out my short(ish), anonymous survey on the topic. Please re-post and share!
form.jotform.com/253446990581...
#sherlock #sherlockholmes
form.jotform.com/253446990581...
#sherlock #sherlockholmes
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sherlock Holmes peeps! I am researching for a presentation on the Phenomenon and Lasting Impact of BBC's Sherlock. I would be grateful if you could fill out my short(ish), anonymous survey on the topic. Please re-post and share!
form.jotform.com/253446990581...
#sherlock #sherlockholmes
form.jotform.com/253446990581...
#sherlock #sherlockholmes
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
my full name is pretty common for Irish dudes, and I love when Linkedin sends those emails about who searched for you and it comes back with a bunch of Irish companies. good luck with your interviews, guy with my name!
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
my full name is pretty common for Irish dudes, and I love when Linkedin sends those emails about who searched for you and it comes back with a bunch of Irish companies. good luck with your interviews, guy with my name!
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ME: I've never dated a cenobite before. I'm not sure, who pays?
CENOBITE: Your panic is exquisite.
ME: I wouldn't mind going dutch…?
CENOBITE: I can taste your pain on the air. A shiver of electricity. I am going to hold your head down on the floor and open your skull from behind.
ME: I'll just pay.
CENOBITE: Your panic is exquisite.
ME: I wouldn't mind going dutch…?
CENOBITE: I can taste your pain on the air. A shiver of electricity. I am going to hold your head down on the floor and open your skull from behind.
ME: I'll just pay.
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
ME: I've never dated a cenobite before. I'm not sure, who pays?
CENOBITE: Your panic is exquisite.
ME: I wouldn't mind going dutch…?
CENOBITE: I can taste your pain on the air. A shiver of electricity. I am going to hold your head down on the floor and open your skull from behind.
ME: I'll just pay.
CENOBITE: Your panic is exquisite.
ME: I wouldn't mind going dutch…?
CENOBITE: I can taste your pain on the air. A shiver of electricity. I am going to hold your head down on the floor and open your skull from behind.
ME: I'll just pay.
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it’s important that you know this is not AI
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
it’s important that you know this is not AI
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Delighted that Dick Van Dyke has made it to 100. I remember being utterly charmed when I first learned that he took up computer animation as a hobby in the early '90s because he thought it was neat, and then just kept doing it.
![Screenshot of Wikipedia text: "Van Dyke became a computer animation enthusiast after purchasing an Amiga in 1991. He is credited with the creation of 3D-rendered effects used on Diagnosis: Murder and The Dick Van Dyke Show Revisited. Van Dyke has displayed his computer-generated imagery work at SIGGRAPH, and continues to work with LightWave 3D.[46][47][48]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3kmjho6sbuhrpd35oubiruf3/bafkreihhpgyrpmtyq4np6z6nxj7i3daij5sfefkmxnx22aifsat6kqn4im@jpeg)
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Delighted that Dick Van Dyke has made it to 100. I remember being utterly charmed when I first learned that he took up computer animation as a hobby in the early '90s because he thought it was neat, and then just kept doing it.
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Every day, I pray this will be the day of that one particular piece of good news. You know, THAT piece of good news, inspiring jubilant celebration. Every close-up of hand makeup heralds hope and possibility. May that joyous day come soon.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Every day, I pray this will be the day of that one particular piece of good news. You know, THAT piece of good news, inspiring jubilant celebration. Every close-up of hand makeup heralds hope and possibility. May that joyous day come soon.
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What actor's facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Sheryl Lee and David Lynch proposing that this is what it feels like to enter the afterlife is... Very important to me.
Sheryl Lee and David Lynch proposing that this is what it feels like to enter the afterlife is... Very important to me.
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
What actor's facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Sheryl Lee and David Lynch proposing that this is what it feels like to enter the afterlife is... Very important to me.
Sheryl Lee and David Lynch proposing that this is what it feels like to enter the afterlife is... Very important to me.
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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There is a very good reason why *actual* child safety organizations and advocates, as opposed to partisan hacks who have seized on the latest moral panic, firmly oppose social media bans and age verification for using social media, because contrary to prevailing belief, the *ban* is more harmful.
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There is a very good reason why *actual* child safety organizations and advocates, as opposed to partisan hacks who have seized on the latest moral panic, firmly oppose social media bans and age verification for using social media, because contrary to prevailing belief, the *ban* is more harmful.
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For this book, I wrote an essay about "How to GM Romance" when you're asexual - because I'm asexual and find it frustrating to live in a world where sex and romance are an assumed and “necessary” part of any meaningful relationship.
I'm SO happy you can all read this now. 🫶
I'm SO happy you can all read this now. 🫶
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
For this book, I wrote an essay about "How to GM Romance" when you're asexual - because I'm asexual and find it frustrating to live in a world where sex and romance are an assumed and “necessary” part of any meaningful relationship.
I'm SO happy you can all read this now. 🫶
I'm SO happy you can all read this now. 🫶
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whenever i watch an old timey movie and see the small handbags the ladies would carry all i can think is “that would never hide a rotisserie chicken”
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
whenever i watch an old timey movie and see the small handbags the ladies would carry all i can think is “that would never hide a rotisserie chicken”
excellent record store find today
December 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
excellent record store find today
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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we are the granddaughters of the women your reindeer couldn't run over
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
we are the granddaughters of the women your reindeer couldn't run over