SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻
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Halloween Hangover
Flash Fiction # 3
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVE! I wrote yall a special horror romantasy flash just for the occasion 👻👻👻
OMG YALL all the things I've been putting off bc "it's not happening until December" are happening now IT'S DECEMBER. FYI.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
OMG YALL all the things I've been putting off bc "it's not happening until December" are happening now IT'S DECEMBER. FYI.
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they say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life but stalking bigfoot is actually a lot of work
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
they say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life but stalking bigfoot is actually a lot of work
With all the hullabaloo in the news this year I fear that we've forgotten the true meaning of the holiday season.... secretly drinking all the mini bottles of liquor you found in the pantry and seething with silent resentment
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
With all the hullabaloo in the news this year I fear that we've forgotten the true meaning of the holiday season.... secretly drinking all the mini bottles of liquor you found in the pantry and seething with silent resentment
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I regret to inform you that my new motto is
DO LESS GET REST
so expect me to be casually comatose come Christmas
DO LESS GET REST
so expect me to be casually comatose come Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I regret to inform you that my new motto is
DO LESS GET REST
so expect me to be casually comatose come Christmas
DO LESS GET REST
so expect me to be casually comatose come Christmas
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Tonight on Chopped, your four mystery basket ingredients are: blood oranges, bratwurst, pink peppercorns TONIGHT HE SHALL RETURN FROM THE OUTER DIMENSION TO RAIN HELLFIRE UPON US AND CALL FORTH A RIVER OF THE DEAD, SURRENDER BEFORE HIS HIDEOUS MAJESTY OR PERISH and gummi bears
October 12, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Tonight on Chopped, your four mystery basket ingredients are: blood oranges, bratwurst, pink peppercorns TONIGHT HE SHALL RETURN FROM THE OUTER DIMENSION TO RAIN HELLFIRE UPON US AND CALL FORTH A RIVER OF THE DEAD, SURRENDER BEFORE HIS HIDEOUS MAJESTY OR PERISH and gummi bears
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Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
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let's drill a big hole in the earth and fly planes thru it
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
let's drill a big hole in the earth and fly planes thru it
Black Hole Friday at the science center
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Black Hole Friday at the science center
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me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
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Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
Check out my cornucopia of horrors this black Friday 👻
A Cornucopia of Horrors
Greetings loyal readers.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Check out my cornucopia of horrors this black Friday 👻
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My head just exploded. One candy per child, please.
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My head just exploded. One candy per child, please.
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the ambient chill playlist? Let me get my cardigan
June 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the ambient chill playlist? Let me get my cardigan
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Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
Our own piece of sky
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Our own piece of sky
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AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
Today we celebrate the most sacred of holidays....ladies night at my local ace hardware
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Today we celebrate the most sacred of holidays....ladies night at my local ace hardware
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
It's that special time of year when nights out often end with someone giving you game meat just killed that day out of the back of their truck
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It's that special time of year when nights out often end with someone giving you game meat just killed that day out of the back of their truck
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are people still buying houses with portals to hell in the basement
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
are people still buying houses with portals to hell in the basement
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
It's all poetry and grime
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's all poetry and grime
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No one is listening to you except your phone
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
No one is listening to you except your phone