@infernalwheel.bsky.social
Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom
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Yea, fuckit.
Plz help me get my cousin to 500 followers by the end of the year!
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Plz help me get my cousin to 500 followers by the end of the year!
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I bet the Batmobile has horrible fuel efficiency.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I bet the Batmobile has horrible fuel efficiency.
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ketchup is just tomato jizz
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
ketchup is just tomato jizz
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why my lady! those are your... (gulp) breasticles
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
why my lady! those are your... (gulp) breasticles
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the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
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I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m really more comfortable ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ of my comfort zone
so I’ll just stay right here thx
so I’ll just stay right here thx
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It’s easy to get out of bed when it’s still dark.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It’s easy to get out of bed when it’s still dark.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
It’s finding the will to live that’s the challenge.
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Sorry to cause a commotion. I meant to cause a motherfuckin riot
December 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Sorry to cause a commotion. I meant to cause a motherfuckin riot
If youre going to go "deal with the snow," TAKE YOUR GODDAMN PHONE plz
...MOM.
...MOM.
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If youre going to go "deal with the snow," TAKE YOUR GODDAMN PHONE plz
...MOM.
...MOM.
...Partly to mostly crappy with a slight chance of participation.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
...Partly to mostly crappy with a slight chance of participation.
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Thanks for the invite to your dinner party. Mind if I check the couch cushions for loose change?
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Thanks for the invite to your dinner party. Mind if I check the couch cushions for loose change?
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tinnitus so loud i was kicked out of the library
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
tinnitus so loud i was kicked out of the library
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It sucks when your selective memory ends up selecting the ones you never wanted.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It sucks when your selective memory ends up selecting the ones you never wanted.
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I haven’t expected perfection from anyone or anything since I was in 2nd grade and dropped and dented my brand new Peanuts lunchbox.
December 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I haven’t expected perfection from anyone or anything since I was in 2nd grade and dropped and dented my brand new Peanuts lunchbox.
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Like other captains of industry, I can’t be bothered with the slow pace of a Slinky so I simply throw them down the stairs and have my secretary fix me a highball
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Like other captains of industry, I can’t be bothered with the slow pace of a Slinky so I simply throw them down the stairs and have my secretary fix me a highball
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In the time before prozac, dusty men with mustaches like push brooms would use hand planes to chamfer all the sharp corners in their world
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
In the time before prozac, dusty men with mustaches like push brooms would use hand planes to chamfer all the sharp corners in their world
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logging in for my fix of surface level connections
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
logging in for my fix of surface level connections
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Good luck to us all this super full moon day.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Good luck to us all this super full moon day.
"Oh yea, sure. Let me know when you wanna do that, Ill supervise."
~Me, being helpful
~Me, being helpful
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Oh yea, sure. Let me know when you wanna do that, Ill supervise."
~Me, being helpful
~Me, being helpful
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I was going to post today but the Victorian child haunting my posting device said I mustn't
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I was going to post today but the Victorian child haunting my posting device said I mustn't
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There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize they have posted their last banger
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Nice try ad but I’m pretty sure “jelly technology” is not a real thing
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Nice try ad but I’m pretty sure “jelly technology” is not a real thing
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murder, she peed in the snow
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
murder, she peed in the snow
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We are the children of the dumpsters you couldn't burn
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We are the children of the dumpsters you couldn't burn
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Dentist: have you been flossing?
[flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before]
Me: religiously
[flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before]
Me: religiously
January 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dentist: have you been flossing?
[flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before]
Me: religiously
[flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before]
Me: religiously