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@infernalwheel.bsky.social

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Just a knuckle dragger trying to make my way. My magic markers write oracles of doom

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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · Sep 4

Yea, fuckit.

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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · Apr 19

So many people doing so many stupid things.

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14d

You need to look in to your heart you piece of shit

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jordan @jordangerous.bsky.social · 1d

You call em what you want, but for me, any post is a tweet. God bless.

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 1d

Give unto me sausage biscuit

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 1d

If cheese isn't the answer then maybe you're asking the wrong question.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone deserves to be a little cranky and crash out from time to time

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 4d

if you would, just put me back where you found me when you’re done, thanks

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · Dec 18

Home improvement
but it’s just me replacing the metal tubes in the neighbor’s wind chimes with tampons.

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 2d

Me to advertisers:
I don’t have toe fungus so why are you making me look at it?

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 2d

*brings the secret third thing to a knife fight*

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d

Necromancy is done in Latin because it's a dead language.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Jun 12

Always leave them wanting m

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 1d

knees shouldn’t do objectionable things

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mike @staykinduniverse.swifties.social · 1d

reality is so intrusive

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 3d

This place needs to increase the ratio of shitposting to doomposting.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

We’re not a “gang,” Keith, we’re a highly skilled team of cartographers

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Path 🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 3d

It's been 40 years. Anyone who still has trouble believing it's not butter is living in a fantasy world.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

Knees are the elbows of the legs

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 2d

"The other day" - me referring to an event that took place 10 years ago

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know who needs to hear this but Gravy Season starts in 15 days

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deadshock @debbshock.blue · 2d

we are the sons of the rice you could not roni

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deadshock @debbshock.blue · 2d

toes are the fingers of the feet

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 2d

do you got games on your scrying mirror

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