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Dog faeces blinded me
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Berry Bars
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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"A Burglar Bitten by a Skeleton," Illustrated Police News, June 27, 1874
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social Did they forget to green screen him out?
October 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer.

This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Here's a thing that's probably right up your Straße, you big mad oddball.x
September 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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As dullards and paedophiles?
If one of U2 had died late 1990s and then they'd broken up, we'd be speaking about them the same way we do about Led Zeppelin.
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Say what you will about the US-UK special relationship, but both leaders are staunchly united in their refusal to discuss their close personal relationships with prolific paedophiles.
September 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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mike's flaccid lemonade
August 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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POV: You're in the UK and just saw a titty online
July 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Brumbpo Tungus
July 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Oh, that’s much better. #Masterchef
July 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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fantastic foreskins
July 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Glad someone in our so-called 'free press' is finally allowing me to speak out about this injustice.
May 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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June 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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“I put too much sugar in my gochujang pasta sauce.”

“++LOL++TWAT++”

“what”

“++WHAT++”
June 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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If you forget the tilde (~) over an N when asking how old someone is in Spanish, you will end up asking them how many anuses they have.
June 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Another way to put this:

Nick Clegg admits AI industry is built on theft
May 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Right. Tax it to the fucking skies.

Make it cost what it costs. Make it unfeasible to use.

Then stop using it.
So…about AI’s energy use…

“…to create a five-second video, a newer AI model uses ‘about 3.4 million joules, more than 700 times the energy required to generate a high-quality image’. That's the equivalent of running a microwave for over an hour.”
Report: Creating a 5-second AI video is like running a microwave for an hour
That's a long time in the microwave.
mashable.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Yessssss!
May 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Did Mossad fix this?
May 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I thought Tim Westwood was disgraced and yet he’s back on BBC 1
May 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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SAN MARINO: "Sod it, we can't afford to host it. Send a Tim Westwood lookalike to make sure we lose."
#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM