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Not funny. SPONSOR ME TO DO A BIG WALK https://www.justgiving.com/page/mw-windsor50
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If you haven't already you should definitely sponsor me to do a big walk for charity, it's happening in April www.justgiving.com/page/mw-wind...
Walking the Windsor 50km for Motor Neurone Disease Association
Help Mark Williamson raise money to support Motor Neurone Disease Association
www.justgiving.com
@gosunkugi.bsky.social thanks for donating!
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I’m followed by multiple Stuart As and there may have been another mystery one so whichever Stuart A it was that donated to my charity fundraising thank you very much.
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 PM
So is traitors just among us for normies?
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Parbold Hill (elev 120-130m) being counted as a mountain for the Tour de France 2027 is pretty funny.
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I wish the weather presenters would stop saying “slack flow” it’s giving me the ick
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
@doublepulsar.com was that actually you and not a typo because if so then wow and massive thanks
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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Getting Better at Games ♟️

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January 16, 2026 at 11:24 AM
He means additonal ones on my feet alongside the permanent ones on my riddled todger
Your donation will go to a great cause and cause this man to get painful blisters, which is the driving force for about 40% of the donations so far.

(Seriously though, it's an important charity he's raising cash for.)
If you haven't already you should definitely sponsor me to do a big walk for charity, it's happening in April www.justgiving.com/page/mw-wind...
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Happy overanalysing show cars that will bear no resemblance to reality fortnight, coming soon overanalysing test cars that will bear nothing but a passing resemblance to what turns up at the first race #F1
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Doctor: it might be worth booking you in for a C-O-L-O-N-I-C
Patient: a colonic?
Doctor: don’t say-
*Gillian McKeith does a lap of the room and starts pogoing by the door*
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 AM
@bowdie.bsky.social thanks for the donation!
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Is a secret waterfall still secret after the 8th YouTube video about it in my recommendations?
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you haven't already you should definitely sponsor me to do a big walk for charity, it's happening in April www.justgiving.com/page/mw-wind...
Walking the Windsor 50km for Motor Neurone Disease Association
Help Mark Williamson raise money to support Motor Neurone Disease Association
www.justgiving.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I can tell I'm properly back in calorie deficit after maintaining for a while because I'm up three times a night pissing like a racehorse.
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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HEY HEY it's NEWS 'O CLOCK.

'EARTH MUST DIE' is coming out on the 27th of Jan, which is alarmingly soon!

Please pop over here and wishlist it, and do share if you're able. Thank you.

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January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The good news is they're going public soon and have been asking stupid questions about integrating AI so in another year they'll be dead.
It’s a bit annoying that Discord, a platform with a terrible UI designed for people who tolerate terrible UIs in multiplayer games, has basically won the “ad hoc community site” category for now
January 15, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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Or something.
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Matthew signs off
January 14, 2026 at 1:13 AM