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If you’re planning on giving a personalised T-shirt, hoodie or sweatshirt this Christmas (which would make you look incredibly thoughtful btw)…

🎄 Get your order in by the 16th December (including the 16th) to make sure it arrives in time!

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About 25 years ago Taco Bell opened in Uxbridge and it was, easily, the most exotic thing that had ever happened to Uxbridge. Me and my friends loved it, but no one else did and it closed a year later. WELL, it's BACK! And I'm wetting my pants.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If you’re planning on giving a personalised T-shirt, hoodie or sweatshirt this Christmas (which would make you look incredibly thoughtful btw)…

🎄 Get your order in by the 16th December (including the 16th) to make sure it arrives in time!

Order here: balconyshirts.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The holiest of all the Christmas traditions.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The idea that this man is "lying" is absurd.
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social "I may have said 'Gas em all' but not in a nasty way" is amazing.
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
This is very funny.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Mum! Mum! We’re in the Daily Expr… oh.
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social My mum was a big fan of the word "touched".
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Facial recognition, artificial intelligence, digital ID, non-jury trials. We're just the robots away from the start of Robocop and they're in the post.
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Correct.
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
FOOTBALL LADS FOR JESUS.
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Henry Riley is the future.
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Might train to become a judge because when they scrap jury trials the bribes are going to be EPIC.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I think he's got a touch of the Dean Gaffney about him!
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Saying AI "obviously isn't going to be an all out disaster" is VERY optimistic.
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
To the casual observer, when half the room are screaming "LIAAAARR!!" and the other half are screaming "SHE DID NOTHING WRONG!!", it's almost impossible to get a bead the actuality of the latest Reeves drama so I'll probably have a nice mince pie and listen to some John Prine.
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Only three and a half hours left to secure NO BARGAINS on our website. Be quick! You will pay exactly what you pay throughout the rest of the year. Absolutely NO BARGAINS. Hurry!
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November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We've shut the shop because it's 5pm and it's something of a tradition for us to shut the shop at 5pm even though it would be better for us to stay open until later because lots of people walk past at 5pm when they finish work but you have to draw the line somewhere, don't you?
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
All day I've been thinking it's December tomorrow because I was getting November mixed up in my head with February but I'm sure that's fine and everything's fine and there's nothing to worry about and stuff and it's fine.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Later on I've got three hours to myself. THREE HOURS! I've not had three hours to myself since about 1997. What shall I do? Maybe a nap.
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Don't you mean "Do you agree with David Lammy now, or David Lammy 6 months ago"?
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social I only listen for the red button stuff.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
BALCONY SHIRTS BLACK FRIDAY MEGA-SALE-DEAL-BONANZA.

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November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM